Archive for the ‘Thoughts’ Category

Gordon Brown: “God bless”

Thursday, April 10th, 2008

I’m talking about Gordon Brown’s video message to American Idol, where he signed off with the blessing: “Thank you and God bless you all.”

Things are getting worse, aren’t they?

I got that feeling again!

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

This feeling!

Cos of all this!

Cardinal O’Brien gets pacemaker

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

“The leader of the Roman Catholic Church in Scotland has had a pacemaker fitted following recent heart problems”, says this.

One minute he’s going on about how that whole embryology bill thing could lead to experiments of “Frankenstein proportions”, the next he’s attaching mad fucking cyborg implants to the heart God gave him.

Just making it up as they go along.

St. Patrick’s Day

Monday, March 17th, 2008

I still grudge it like fuck. Ireland shouldn’t be the top Celtic nation that everycunt’s happy for, it should be Scotland. We invented everything, after all. What have they done?

I hope Amy Winehouse dies soon

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

Cos I fucking hate her!

Hahahaha!

But seriously, I was just weighing up the benefits of her dying of an OD versus her putting drugs behind her (while I was listening to Valerreieeieyeieyeh on the radio).

I think it would be best if she died, cos it would send out a message to our vulnerable, impressionable youth. Her death would save lives. Her recovery would say “you can get addicted to crack and get away with it”.

Thoughts?