Lynn’s not updated her blog for about a fortnight, but if you get over there now you’ll read some news about mince pies.
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Mince pie news
Tuesday, December 18th, 2007Electric Scarecrow sighting yesterday
Saturday, December 15th, 2007He was getting money out of one of the cash machines at the side of Borders on Buchanan Street.
He turned around to look at some student guy who was walking past. I couldn’t see the scarecrow’s face and I couldn’t hear if he said anything, but whatever he did produced an embarrassed smile from the student. I reckon it was a cheeky wink.
Wait a minute…
What’s he doing with money?
And a bank account?
And a bank card, with a pin number to be remembered?
Barry George
Thursday, November 15th, 2007
Halloween
Thursday, November 1st, 2007It put a right smile on my face walking through the toon last night and seeing everycunt oot for Halloween piss ups.
I saw: French maids; a werewolf; guys dressed up as huge pints of Tennants; a vampire with an executioner’s axe; a statue on a column; a skeleton; gangsters; a centurion; and tons of other cunts.
Fucking brilliant, int it?
P.S. I’m a day late, but people have asked me where they can find the Halloween animation I did a few years ago. Here it is here:
www.limmy.com/playthings/halloween
Is Michael Ball gay?
Tuesday, October 30th, 2007
I don’t know, but I do know that if you type that into Google you’ll come straight to my blog.
I’ve installed a stats thing for my blog that tells me, amongst other things, what people searched for to bring them here. And one of the search phrases from yesterday was “is michael ball gay”.
And by making a post dedicated to the topic, I’ll be bringing in even more punters wanting to know if Michael Ball’s gay. If you’re one of them, hello, but I don’t know if Michael Ball’s gay. I don’t think he is, though.
“ball lump” is another search that brings you straight to my blog, cos of when I had that cyst in my balls. I wonder how many lives I’ve saved through that post. Possibly thousands.
