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I hope Amy Winehouse dies soon

Limmy — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:33:49 +0000

Cos I fucking hate her!

Hahahaha!

But seriously, I was just weighing up the benefits of her dying of an OD versus her putting drugs behind her (while I was listening to Valerreieeieyeieyeh on the radio).

I think it would be best if she died, cos it would send out a message to our vulnerable, impressionable youth. Her death would save lives. Her recovery would say “you can get addicted to crack and get away with it”.

Thoughts?

Dirty Dancer Beats the Cancer

Limmy — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 08:32:17 +0000

I’d just like to claim the copyright on that headline when Patrick Swayze comes out the other end.

Here he is in that classic moment on Oprah, ladies. Swoon!

I hope Steve Coogan dies soon

Limmy — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:53:29 +0000

Cos itâ€™ll mean Iâ€™m psychic!

I had a dream where somebody told me he was dead. I told somebody else and they said they already knew.

That’s yer Paul Raymond deid

Limmy — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 21:10:39 +0000

The man who brought you Razzle and others.

Jokes, then.

Sorely missed?

Why am I speaking like a crossword puzzle?

Down.
2. Sorely missed? (4,7)

Why do the Poles get about?

Limmy — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:19:12 +0000

I’ve been trying work out why there’s Polish shops and the odd Polish sign here and there and why any European workers you hear about tend to be from Poland – as opposed to Lithuanian or Estonian or one of these other Eastern European countries.

Is it because Poland has a high population (36 million) and the country’s a bit skint? If so, why aren’t there tons of Ukrainians over here? They’ve got 46 million, and I’m assuming they’re a bit skint anaw.

Tell me why.

And while you’re at it, why do all the Polish guys have crew cuts and coach jackets?

I hope Robbie Coltrane dies soon

Limmy — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 13:24:02 +0000

Cos it’ll mean I’m psychic!

I had a dream last night where a newspaper said that Robbie Coltrane died of a heart attack.

Cliquemaster Wilson Oâ€™ Johnson revision

Limmy — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:43:10 +0000

You might remember this post back in April of 2006, I told you about a guy in the Melbourne hostel I was in, who I secretly named Cliquemaster Wilson O’Johnson.

The “Wilson” part of his name comes from how I thought he looked like Brian Wilson, but I’d like to change that to “Wayne Arnold”, cos I realised this morning that he looked the double of Wayne Arnold from The Wonder Years:

He shall now be known as Cliquemaster Wayne Arnold O’Johnson.

Naw, there’s nae short way of saying it.

And that’s yer Beadle deid

Limmy — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 09:34:57 +0000

Heath Ledger, aye, but no Beadle. Good auld Jeremy Beadle.

That’s Kenny Richey free

Limmy — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 23:19:06 +0000

Fuck sake, he could have killed her and got oot by noo, haha.

That disnae make sense, actually.

I think he did it.

Welcome to the new 2008 patter, folks!

She’d get it, though

Limmy — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 11:15:17 +0000

I was going to make a post about Steamy Windows by Tina Turner, and that baaaaaaaaa-ba-ra bit after she sings “steamy windows”.

There’s nae point.

Cos I was also going to post the following picture of a Tina Turner tribute act I found:

I may as well just skip the attempt at being funny and let yous aw get doon tae business.