Cos I fucking hate her!
Hahahaha!
But seriously, I was just weighing up the benefits of her dying of an OD versus her putting drugs behind her (while I was listening to Valerreieeieyeieyeh on the radio).
I think it would be best if she died, cos it would send out a message to our vulnerable, impressionable youth. Her death would save lives. Her recovery would say “you can get addicted to crack and get away with it”.
Thoughts?
I’d just like to claim the copyright on that headline when Patrick Swayze comes out the other end.
Here he is in that classic moment on Oprah, ladies. Swoon!
Cos it’ll mean I’m psychic!
I had a dream where somebody told me he was dead. I told somebody else and they said they already knew.
The man who brought you Razzle and others.
Jokes, then.
Sorely missed?
Why am I speaking like a crossword puzzle?
Down.
2. Sorely missed? (4,7)
I’ve been trying work out why there’s Polish shops and the odd Polish sign here and there and why any European workers you hear about tend to be from Poland – as opposed to Lithuanian or Estonian or one of these other Eastern European countries.
Is it because Poland has a high population (36 million) and the country’s a bit skint? If so, why aren’t there tons of Ukrainians over here? They’ve got 46 million, and I’m assuming they’re a bit skint anaw.
Tell me why.
And while you’re at it, why do all the Polish guys have crew cuts and coach jackets?
