You really have tae get a life mate.

i take it you wrote that whilst yer mother gave ye a wank?

right,

sorry i've entered this debate a bit late but i feel like something's missing here.
Hazza - you moan about limmy's fans praising him too much on this forum, well...aye! its his fansite if you want to really make a point then you don't go to his fansite and moan about people 'arse licking him'.
i'm a fan of limmy, have been for a long time as have all the others and i have a feeling you expected and wanted this backlash. well done then to you, you got it! you obviously like to cause a fuss and an argument - true attention seeker. maybe you'll respond by saying limmy's an attention seeker too? well aye and he's a better one than you who manages to show his personality say or do the odd controversial thing without coming across as such a hater - like you do!
anyway there i'm falling into the trap of giving u some attention too and i hope you read all the valid comments that go against your argument (and attack) against limmy. but maybe by now you'll have moved on to someone else you fancy getting at. you're clearly good at putting people down so u can pick whoever you want i suppose now that your wee attempt on limmy has backfired!
another thing: the video in question. CLEARLY limmy u aren't glorifying the murder of a prostitute! like most, if not all, of limmy's comments and posts and sketches he's assuming a character. (i'm surprised hazza didnt work that out if he knows so much about the BBC comedy scene and what makes a good comic).
i know its not good to overanalyse comedy but the way i see it - the video highlights the absurdity of the fact that this game allows you to kill a prostitute. limmy is not being himself here showing how much he takes fun in doin it - he's illustrating that games like GTA allow for people, weird people, to do such things and if anything, if you take into account limmy's other opinions, it can be seen as quite a feminist sketch, allowing us to reflect on the ugly part of our society that gives rise to attacks on women forced into prostitution. thats the way i see it...
its a sort of humour that some may find offensive and that's okay, it's close to the bone and at times is more raw social commentary than pure comedy but this is the case with lots of limmy's comedy and a huge amount of other comedy!
does hazza think the johnpaul sketch glorifies thuggery? or that deedee glorifies being a waster? and then take other comedy where controversial issues are often the subject of humour. the famous brass eye episode didn't glorify paedophilia, goodness gracious me was not racist...its a form of irony that you maybe just don't get hazza. also using "what if someone you know had been brutally murdered" - you should keep that sort of personal chat out of a decent argument.
and those who interpret the GTA prostitute video as poking fun at the death of prostitutes its your own fault for not quite letting yourself be that dog with its ears flapping in the wind out the car door and just going with the joke...
it was a very interesting and funny piece - definitely too much for the bbc to show on TV but that's the beauty of the internet, that we can watch stuff like this.
without limmy, and youtube and the internet we'd probably still all be watchin manufactured canned laughter sitcoms and comedy would not have taken on this new dimension that people are enjoying...and if they aren't enjoying it then at least its getting a rise out of some of us.

John W

Big daft boy plays game and silly magazine covers it. Dunno who's more tiresome....

Tsd

Well, if you post up an item about fucking and murdering prostitutes in a video game, it's gonna upset some people. To think otherwise is a bit naive. And to suggest these people have no right to be offended is a bit weak. In truth, prostitutes do get killed on a fairly regular basis, in a variety of horrible ways. If you make light of this - which is understandably how some might view that video - it's going to piss people off. End of story. If you played a game which involved taking on the role of a German concentration camp guard and exterminating Jews, then posted up an item about it, even though it wasn't 'real', it would most likely offend people. Why shouldn't it? You may think everything has comedic potential - but why should everyone else agree with you?

There are a number of possible responses to this sort of thing, here are three: a) become defensive b) shrug c) apologise. Ultimately it's whatever you feel comfortable with. But don't blame people for getting pissed off, 'cause that's the risk you take for treading on dodgy ground, innit?

I'm not a hater, by the way - the show's fucking brilliant. Keep up the good work.

For fucks sake it's a bloody game, anyone who does this in real life is a psycho by nature not because the game has taught them to do it, there are thousands o people that play this game everyday that don't go out and murder prostitutes lol. Take a Break needs tae get a sense o humour ah think and as for glorifying, is nobody allowed to have fun anymore without being accused of all sorts? :P

Ah limmy, you are a fucking genius! The first time I saw this, it got sent around like fuck.

Next they'll be seizing on the humanist buses one, claiming you're an advocate of terrorism...

Fucking joyless cunts! (And before anyone goes misogyny apeshit, I use 'cunt' in the non-gender-specific way, as a term of loathing regardless of whether your genitalia hang low or reside inside, ok!)

haha totally amazing Limster! Everybody has there own way of doing that particular little scene in the GTA series.
Show was class last week by the way, Dee Dee in the kitchen givin the frying pan a tap to show the knife he wasny scared had me in stitches...but also afraid to go intae my kitchen for a while...

Not to mention its the Jeremy Kyle of the magazine world

what a load of baws !! on the plus side it will raise your profile with menopausal chicks on the wrong side of 50 :)

Is this nae just what you were after when you made the video?

Fooling some numpties in to thinking you were serious.

They missed out the word 'imaginary' in their taster bit.

Proof that GTA should be used in the rehabilitation of pervs, sex offenders and the generally violent. Get your xbox to do the hard work for you, much less risk of a jail sentence. Fuck you take a break. Complain when limmy ACTUALLY murders a prostitute.

I love you, Limmy.

"i bid you a good day knowing that i put you in the spot without a decent reply."

That is my gift to you, my friend. Enjoy your week.

lol i have fuck all to do with him ya madman

i just said "that hazza" because i think his name isn't his real name and is probably a regular troll hater using a fake name.

Way to win a debate Limster...obviously yae had no answer to my point and i bid you a good day knowing that i put you in the spot without a decent reply.

"that Hazza guy"... "that hazza cunt"

You're either Hazza or you know Hazza, you're trying to hard with the "that Hazza guy, whoever he is" patter.

Lifetime ban for lying to the Limster.

I certainly do not think that.

It was you that said that Hazza guys comments were a rambling diversion for his obvious unhappines in his life.

You voice yer opinions about people like everycunt else does but when one voices it against you yae spit the dummy oot and make it look like their life is shit.

Maybe that hazza cunt is sitting there aw happy but thought he would tell yae his opinion of yae.

"If yae don't like Limmy then yer a depressed cunt who hates life"

Get the t-shirts printed up mate

"some gay hating SNP cunt off the top of my head"

You think that I got stuck into a gay hating Scottish politician because I'm unhappy with my life?

some gay hating SNP cunt off the top of my head....ach ffs Limmy man don't make me trawl through yer archives for cunts you've bad mouthed.

That Hazza cunt is an occupational hazard.Yae actually need bastards like them to gie yae humility.

Incidently yer last two shows i thought were good but i thought only Limmy purists would get them but last nights was funny as fuck and even Limmy haters would have to put their hands up and admit that.

Thanks for the comments, everybody.

What people have I talked badly about?

Fucksake.

Really fucking hate mainstream media believing that games make psychotic baby raping murderers. Games don't make ye mental, you've got tae be mental in the first fuckin' place.

Stop absolving people of their crimes by placing blame on fucking games.

Love the show limmy keep up the good work.

Limmy over the years you've rattled away at yer keyboard talking bad about people too.

Does that mean your stuck in a shite unhappy life anaw?


That hazza guy's probably used up the quota of abusive posts allowed for the month so this probably wont be approved and it certainly wont be answered honestly.

That is the best fucking thing I have ever seen.

There's nothing for me to say, really, cos his comment isn't for me, it's for himself. It's just a rambling diversion from his own life, a life that he's obviously unhappy with.

He rattled away at the keyboard in the hope that putting somebody down would make him feel better. But, unfortunately for him, I don't gie a fuck, and he's still stuck in whatever shite life he's unwilling to get himself out of.

Haha.

So see except from the part where Hazza said "You're not whatever you think you are", which is obviously an absolutely strange and retarded thing to say, have you got anything to say about his other 'points' Limmy? Just asking out of interest, I likes a good argument me.

Im sorry, did you just say "journalist"? From Take a Break? Do me a favour.

hazza and ludo couldn't find a dictionary between them.

These are the days of your lifeeeeeeeeeee.

wind yer neck in mate. I think someone has been a failure @ life and cant take people having a good life. Limmy heres an idea for a new youtube video...how to kill annoying forum cunts like Hazza. I'd certainly enjoy reading about it in take a break two years after it surfaced.

hahaha, I can't believe this. I buy magazines like Take A Break so I can do the puzzles - sad I know - and there you were on the cover! Bit OTT if you ask me.

'Me and Hazza will find you.'

Good. I'll give you both some grammar lessons.

gratis

You've mindfucked me into believing I'm joking most of the time. Fantastic.

No, seriously Rory, you really should take a break from cracking these gags.

I think for your next series you should make this into a video of you actually acting this scene out. x

Publication that is part of the sensationalist, vacuous media circus attacks a game that satirises the sensationalist, vacuous media circus. It's a recursive circle-wank.

Me and Hazza will find you.

Wasn't a joke. If I was joking I'd have probably swore a lot or put a blatant "knock-knock" at the start.

'wanking over grammer'

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFT!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/skillswise/words/grammar/

When the original GTA was developed. Max Clifford was paid to raise questions about its content in the House of Parliament. Why? To publicise the game! Has Limmy hired Max Clifford to publicise the show?

Hahahaha. See, this is the only thing remotely interesting about this blog, the complete psycho-nobodys grinding out speel after speel of irrelevant, but funny, garbage about limmy. Other than folk just commenting about how good limmy is and wanking over grammer. So, cheers hazza.

I've just had a thought that completely explains the strength of vitriol against yer video.

They think you are remotely controlling people, then using your poor avatars to kill real women, and encouraging people to do the same.

That's the only explanation I can fathom that would make sense.

Is this old del boy's attempt to sabotage your life as you know it? Destroy every strand and fibre of effort you have put into your carreer? Probably no but that would be superman.

The phrase is "backing to hilt", not the hills. You are exactly the kind of dim pond-life magazines like that are targeted at.

I think it's hilarious, one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. You really should keep this going, enrage them even more, do something really fucked up and blame them. That sort of thing.

RANDOM, I know this is random but i was watching ''So you think you can dance'' with the missus and behind JLS there was you Limmy dancing your ass off, i was well impressed, man you have many talents...... and theres no such thing as bad press lap it up man , lap it up

It's about time someone stood up for the rights of pixellated women just trying to earn a decent wage. Good on Take a Break for fighting the good fight. They'll be getting the vote next...

Hazza, what's a "a proper comic/actor" please? Thanks.

Rory, do you ever get the feeling that your shite jokes are completely wasted?

Sorry I know no one wants to give money to these cunts but i really want to read it but live 50 min round trip from the nearest shop. Can someone buy it and repoduce it somewhere linkable?

My favourite is:
"I shoot them with the shotgun in their head, titties, and pussy.
Then I wait for the blood to soak out and I take a picture on the camera phone."

It was nice of them to promote your murder school like that. Imagine all the wee boys in dentist waiting rooms or waiting for their mums outside militant feminist gatherings that will see your face and the words "MURDER SCHOOL" and who, purely out of their natural male curiosity and desire to kill, will pick up and read all about your lessons in that well-researched and informative magazine.

You can just see them, can't you, pulling out one of those horrible, sexist iPhones and navigating through the evil web of debauchery to your video. Once there the inherent intolerance of their puny male minds will be unleashed by your words coupled with video of you interacting with computer code and, I think we can safely say, they WILL go outside and kill blacks and women.

How much did your institution pay them for the publicity?

(I push them off bridges and cliffs)

Dunderheid.

Did they contact you for comment first before running the story? I don't know why I want to know that, it's just possibly that the story is so absurd that I would love to hear what you either did or would have said to them.

I think you should apply for a job as an agony uncle with take a break

"Good job, props to limmy for no even readin your pish."

To be honest, I did read it, I was just joking.

My favourite one from Hazza is "You're not a proper comic/actor/ whatever you think you are".

I am not whatever I think I am.

He doesn't quite know what I think I am, but see whatever I think I am? I'm not.

Hahahahahahahaha.

The cunt's serious anaw.

Top man.
Sums it all up.

No need to read it Limmy. Characters from your imagination are beginning to come to life. Hazza is one of your "Demons".

Don't be surprised if a wee guy starts pelting your windows with snowballs very soon...

He meant it in the sense that the character done nothing but sleep constantly. He didn't say he was getting ideas into his head, but that it helps you get into the mindset of someone who would actually set out to kill a prostitute.

I was pretty shocked, to be honest. 'Sleeping all day, getting ideas into your head...'

I fucking work the night shift. When do you expect me to take a break?

You should make an advert with that. Poetic shit.

This is the sorta shit stalkers put on blogs before they execute their grand scheme of jumping their victim, kidnapping them and putting them through a sex ordeal lasting a week, if not longer. Get a grip, what actually possessed you to put an 8 paragraph (fucking dogs mess) rant on someone who you even said wouldn't give a shit? Good job, props to limmy for no even readin your pish.

I wouldn't worry it about it man, these types of magazines are fickle. One minute they have the lynch mob ready then the next thing they're almost bumming you. Look at Peter Andre, he used to get crucified in the same mags and now he writes a column for one of them. Wouldn't it be great for you to do a column in Take a break! I envisage a future where you, Limmy, write a column for the magazine and how you'll have all sorts of celebrities saying how they always wanted to shag you since your podcast days:

http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebrity-news/343...

My favourite Take a break artilce was "I found jesus in a packet of crisps".

Hazza, it was as funny then as it is funny now.

"you seem to like to push you're so called 'comedy' to shock people but majority of the time you're actually pretty out of order and really not funny."

You've missed the point here. He wasn't pushing his comedy to shock people - the actual joke that ties the whole thing together is the fact that everybody (at least everyone I've ever seen play the GTA games) does this at some point for a giggle, and this is further proven by the video responses that the video received. If anything it should be branded as observational comedy, not shock humour.

I went out and read the article today (I didn't buy the thing though), and man... talk about taking things out of context! I don't think Limmy should be worried at all because anyone with half a brain cell who watches the video and then reads that article will see who's really the ones out of order here.

As a side-note, I bet that the idea of including old material in the show was probably more from the producer's side than Limmy's. And you can't blast his new material because it is top-notch :D

hahaha your a fuckin banger.

I think I get what this guys on to. A lot of people do it...

It's now cool to be critical of other people doing well. Just watch, simple psychology 101.

He thinks he's more cool because the rest of us actually like the show and aren't afraid to say so.

*shrugs* You can have your opinion but don't label the rest of us sheep for liking something.

I think we're all capable of distinguishing reality/fantasy as well. I didn't have an urge to go out and torch and maim prostitutes, I had a laugh and that was that..

Naw, it was all I could afford at the time.

Limmy, did you give your GTA man a green coat and blue jeans so he'd look a bit like you? :|

'If im honest'

'its maybe'

'you dont to need to'

'Just because you know have your own show'

'isnt all that'

'your not all that'

'like to push you're so called'

'thats right'

'cant come up'

'ect,'

'you've proved that by used old material'

'its even'

'to see onseveral'

Holy fucking shit!! Defcon 5... nah, DEFCON FUCKING 2 grammar situation here. Some of the worst I have ever seen.

I'm more worried about the example you're setting with your shocking grammar than any tongue-in-cheek video about a COMPUTER GAME.

"Mum, pass me the axe, a can of Lynx Africa and my fucking Zippo!"

lol the same magazine prints stories like

'He killed my son with an axe but now were happily married'

get a grip of your life son it's a fucking computer game.

christ sake hazza... take a break.

I've been playing computer games since around 1983 or 1984. During that time I've eaten ghosts, killed countless space invaders, deliberately crashed cars, destroyed spaceships and even planets, gunned down people and monsters, set people on fire with flamethrowers, machine-gunned bailed out pilots, crashed 747s into buildings, declared war on most countries in Europe, slaughtered prisoners after a siege and many many other crimes.

But... I've never, never, never, ever, ever confused playing computer games with reality. not once.

Obsession.

The question is, why does Hazza bother visiting this site if he hates Limmy so much? This site is about Limmy. That's all you'll find on here mate, stuff about Limmy. I suggest you take up a hobby. You clearly have far too much time on your hands.

It's a computer game you fucking plum! Limmy has absolutely nothing to be "worried" about.

Also, for someone who thought the youtube video was out of order when it was first uploaded (almost two years ago!), you've certainly voted with your feet...by continuing to read this blog AND watch his TV show. Numpty.

Just observing, like I'm floating outside myself.

tl;dr

I dont actually know why you seem to be glorifying this Limmy, it's really not funny at all.

I think the reason you have posted it on here because you're trying to actually make a joke of it when you're actually pretty shocked and worried about it. Ofcourse when you post something like this on here you'll get all the regulars on saying 'oh that's hilarious' and backing you up to the hills, just to make you look not such a bad guy.

If im honest, when you initially posted that video i thought you were pretty out of order, its maybe just a game and a laugh to you but you dont to need to start broadcasting it and asking people 'how they'd do it' (killing prostitutes), why not do something stupid rather than specifically killing prostitutes?

Would it be such a laugh to you if you personally knew someone that was brutally murdered?? i think not.

Just because you know have your own show, which by the way isnt all that great even if your little followers say so, ("oh limmy you're so amazing, i've been on your site from day one. la de da de da de da...........complete pish") arse lickers, and you lap up every minute of it. Why not go onto some other forums and sites to see a different perspective on your show, i think maybe then you'd not be so far up your own arse to see your not all that.

I doubt the BBC would be happy to see that story in the front of a magazine, you seem to like to push you're so called 'comedy' to shock people but majority of the time you're actually pretty out of order and really not funny.

You're not a proper comic/actor/ whatever you think you are. You're just a guy that got lucky from stuff youve done over the years, aye thats right, over the years. Your show so far has been full of stuff you did from 10 years ago. Even if you do get a 2nd series which i pretty much doubt, it'll be shit because you cant come up with things in a short space of time like expected from the BBC ect, you've proved that by used old material we've all seen before.

You've always been known for not taking criticism very well and its even clear to see onseveral recent replies youve made to people on here. One of the main reasons you closed your forum eh?

Why do they think it is racist ? Was it because a black animated computer prostitute was chosen ? or the phoney US accents,
That is quite some accusation really...

Obviously it's a shite article in a shite magazine, largely read by people who will miss the point. Unfortunately the words "rape", "murder" and "prostitute" might not be something the BBC's commissioning staff want to get too cosy with when spending public money...but I hope I'm wrong.

this is amazing ahahahahahah

I wonder how many housewives have wanked to your picture already.....

Seriously who here did it and how much money did they make?

Limmy I bet it was you or one of your mates doing it as a joke.

well Limmy now your at the stage of being famous were you are being targeted for your humor how do you feel?

P.S i genuinely want to know

housewives choice , what a weird fucking magazine , take a break ?,
i wonder who sourced that scoop and why, is there anymore copy.

Maybe they need a few Jean Paul beast / requiem calls to the office ?

I was struggling to find something to read while I had a dump so grabbed the Mrs magazine, almost had to crimp the jobbie off half-way through when I spotted that article. It was the front page picture of you with the word "DISGUSTING" underneath it that immediately caught my attention.

Tell me Brian, did they contact you for comment before they ran the story?

That's bloody ridiculous, it's hilarious.
I really needed a laugh today as well, Limmy murdered my Mum this morning.

Finally you have been exposed by this Pulitzer prize winning journal. The hookers of Glasgow are safer now.

I believe that all these shite mags are missing the point. If only GTA was around when the likes of Bible John was up to his old tricks then he wouldn't have needed to brave the cold weather to go oot and do his stranglin'. He could have strangled lassies to his hearts content in a cosy wee house instead.

Most of these comments are really stupid but this is pretty cool.

Yeah who hasn't had a wee chuckle at murdering innocents in a video game...esp the airport level in MW2

I think the majority of people that play these games know the difference between right and wrong/fantasy and reality...and is that not the reason they're given an 18 cert???

Ha-Ha! can't wait till Take a Break publish some of the comments on this thread!

Limmy - Didn't realise what a monster you were until I read that article. Glad that TAB were there to take it out of context and educate me. There must be 5 year olds kids all over the place copying Limmy videos. Is one of them YOURS?

I had a chuckle at this. Very funny. I had a chug at the prostitute video...

Unbelieveable. Some journalists take things far too seriously to ooze a story out of anything.

In next week's edition: Limond promotes child abuse after pushing children off bus seats.

Everyone should write in and ask them to do an obituary for Benny Harvey

You also need to whack a white prosie to address the racial inequality of the first video.

Will the people who are asking if this is real please have the courtesy to cick the fucking link for take a break and see that it is real.

Lazy bastards canny even do 2 mins of research,waiting hand on fucking foot for others tae go check and confirm for them.

BASTARDS

Also... how do I enrol in your Murder School?

I would sue the shit out of them for calling you a racist!

(Sexist you can live with.)

I just watched that again there, brilliant. One of the comments some cunt says he likes to "punch them to the ground, shoot their knee caps and then do a big burnout on their head in my pickup truck". Quality.

OH MY GOD.

Bahahaha!!!

hahaa, thats fairly ridiculous! i bet they think theyv found some video you never wanted the public to ever see aswell! even though its off of your youtube account!
I think you should play MW2 and record yourself playing the airport mission! then to all the "special" people who read that shite and take it seriously, youl be known as a sexist and racist terrorist! quite the rhyming title! well almost...

Remember that Limmy?
Eye funny as fuck, what happened there?
Held down by a herd of hefty feminist types and battered to death with a copy of Grand theft Auto.
Just as his career was getting of the ground.
Tragic.

You should wind them up even more tell them one of your heroes is the yorkshire ripper.

It was fucking me that sold the story ya wanks,for 50p and a jar of my favourite swedgers,lemon bon bons,Aye and i'd fucken dae it again so I wid.

Cheeky fuckers. I thought it was a wind-up but naw. It's a scabby, trash paper for folk whose attention levels only allow them to absorb written information in blocks of 200 words or less without a fucking competition in between to break the monotony.

I sent them an email cos I've got PMS the now and I've just spent 3 hours finishing an essay and typing up the cunting bibliography and it's fucking 00.53 and I need to be up in 6 bastard hours.

'love, betrayal, loss, sin, life...'

Well correct me if I'm wrong but their website boasts a lot of similarities to your show. You just don't offer cash like they do.

Plenty more Youtube hits for you then.

Excellent! By the way ther's a wummin at ma work whose name is ...Jaqueline Macafferty. Howzat eh!

I'm thinking there is some Limmy internet wizardry behind all this.

love the photo of your cheery wee face!

No way is this real!

If it is, fuck it.

The only people who read those things are brain-dead fucktards from the planet ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!!

Hahahaha!!!!! That is class.

What is happening, Limmy? The link on their page isn't even clickable.

I know it's unfair to lump them in with the competition, but when other women's magazines are printing stories about a woman being raped by her husband while in labour, before he literally kicks her out of bed, and awards it SHOCK VALUE 9.9, they're dealing in blood. Blood on their hands, Brian, real blood on these cunts hands.

i was just about to become a prostitute but that has scared me so much that i am not going to. so, in a way you have saved me from a life of vice. take a break print that you bunch of mealy-mouthed faggots

is this for real.... I thought it was another doppelganger type thing. No way man!

Name that game:

"Limond glorifies mass slaughter at the hands of 4 misfit civilians."

:D

The Limmy freight train derailed by a bunch of menopausal auld boots.

Haha this is brilliant! Next they will talking about how you spunked all over your fans' photos then posted them on a Facebook collage!

In fact, I think I will sell the story.

Thank fuck they didny see Requiem then...

"He targets young girls specifically and gives them more nightmares than Gary Glitter."

Take them to court Limmy. Represent yourself dressed as Mr Mulvaney.

This really annoys me. Journalists more and more ignore NUANCE to make a story that fills their cheap pages.

Subtlety, observation, nuance, sarcasm, irony etc all lost on right wing publications like this, Daily Mail etc /sigh

Talk about missing the point, teenagers will be cursing you for exposing their secret passtime. Irony is lost on a magazine that thrives on folk's misery.

"...gets you into that kind of mindset of the kind of nutter who would actually murder a prostitute." i.e. Not you. Silly magazine.

Pretty much what I said on facebook - I loved that magazine as well for their articles on junkies and whatnot. The stories are hilarious. Oh well, just means they'll twist anything from anyone to get writing on paper, at least your fanbase can look at this and laugh at how pathetic they are.

Just wait till they find Requiem. It's aw ooer then. Aw the brain deid muppets that read that shite will be burning effigies of you oan the street.

Next week: Limmy...secret gunman. fuck. right. off. Stupid gossip magazine pish...who reads that shite anyway?

Actually, that makes me want to write in...

The kind of people it's aimed at aren't going to be watching the show anyway.

"Shoot her tae fuck", brilliant.

Dae they complain when ye shoot five hunner MEN in MW2?

Dae they fuck.

Fer fuck sake!

I'm no really sure what to make of that to be honest... Aye it's free publicity but stuff like that can be pretty damaging, especially because of the kind of people the mag is aimed at...

And it is pretty funny anaw. ;)

This is the best thing ever. 'Limmy, terrifying housewives all over the country' I hope someone is scanning the story onto the internet so we can read it's pure PISHNESS as we speak.

The way they talk about 'truth' being 'laid bare' really makes me want to fuck it.

That's pretty fucking funny!

Better watch they don't reveal yer "aim at the heid and fire" tactics next week

Oh wow! Just take it as free publicity dude. xD

It was only a matter of time. Sooner or later you'll be outed as a Fifer for your cone on the statue sketch.