Best bit was when that Scots chappy took his mornin pish, (you know the wan that comes oot like tea) in wan o they black plastic bags they wur usin fur thur rubbish. Scots bloke shoots the craw o'er the wa to the sound o wan female contestant, as she picks up the bag goin." ooo there's somfink leaking"

Big Brother?? Deary, deary me... :-(

G.I. Joe, it's just a shame it wasn't a grenade.

Roach I applaude you for sharing that. Sheer classic.
It's fun when people get hit with things, especially things that explode.

That bitch should have never worked on TV again
after the horror show that was 'gods gift'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l5rThwS3yo&...

She is a useless auld cow.
Imagine buying skin plumping cream cos that eagle snibbed wench uses it.

Thats like buying toothpaste endorsed by Shane Macgowan

Tommy

Tuesday 14 July 2009 at 6:28 pm

Big Brother is for women and gay men


Tommy, How do you know??

The show's gasping its last breath, me thinks. When social psychologist start talking about alpha's and betas, i go to sleep, too. :-)

G.I Joe "It’s only good when blind cunts are getting skelped on the back of the heed with balls" I remember that, that was fuckin hilarious!!

Yep it's bullshit. It was better when they had the psychology stuff on the Sunday night show.

aye its a failed experiment.... just like davina mccall

Anybody that watches that shite deserves a kicking!

Big Brother is for women and gay men.

last time i remember Big Brother bein interesting was when they had that fight, years ago, with that stupit glaswegian guy or somethin. all i remember was "YOU WEE POOF!" and then they took it off the air for a wee while. Big Brother is pish though, there's no escaping it.

I watched one series of Big Brother, That one where that fat burd shoved a wine bottle up her, ken it? That was a decent laugh at times......but see now, a couldny care less if the ground opened up n swallied the Big Brother hoose and everybody in it! I watched the launch show just to see what group of weirdos they put in this year and thought hmmmmmm SHITE! Another reason a can't be fucked with it anymore is because it takes up too much air time on Channel 4/E4 and it's aw that ever seems to be on in the summer.........Sorry but naw!

mibbe work better for celebrity big bro as self-absorbed knob-end celebrities get their 15 minutes of re-hashed fame trashed over by members of joe public

Davina’s a play it safe presenter, she used to be a fucking ride when she did Street mate all those years ago, now she's a women I cant take seriously, I mean shampoo adverts and Big Brother, her patters on a fucking continuous loop, she fucking bore's me now, to fucking tears!!

Big Brothers shite, no more needs to be said.

For your viewing pleasure:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH-JxqITgjk#t=0m44s

At first, I thought he might have meant it, but there's no fucking way he could do that deliberately. He throws like fucking spaz.

No, sorry. That's unfair, he throws like a girl.

I've watched it twice so far this year. I stopped watching it after that Halfwit cunt smacked a paint-filled balloon off of that Dogface's kisser. That was funny as fuck. That will be the best it will get, so I've decided not to bother with it anymore.

I often sit and think i'd love to ride Davina, cos I imagine she knows her way about a cock, but tee bee haitch, i'm 99% sure here fannys like a ripped oot fireplace.

Whether they've been pricks for the last 8 weeks or not, I still find it horrific that we think it's okay to have somebody sit on a panel while psychologists (who can never admit that something may have just been a spontaneous body movement, it always has to mean something bad and primitive) rip the fuck out of someone's inner self. There's a reason why some things aren't said out loud, but those psychologists on the panel just say it all out loud for them, laying it on the table for the tiny sad-act audience (same goes for Big Brother's Big Mouth). What a way to destroy somebody's life for merely taking part in a gameshow.

I'm sure Davina never used to join in on the ripping-to-fuck of the newly evicted housemates - usually she'd take their side (while the audience throw glass shards at them) so to maintain the housemate's sanity and try to direct them away from suicide.

Saying all that, I laugh at real footage of people getting run over and beaten up, so why I can't just appreciate it all as good TV, I don't know.

Rachel Riley fae Countdown....

it's a load of shite. if it wasnt for Marcus it would be unwatchable.
his best quote to date has been--
"when you give a girl a can of cider to sit on your lap that's something special, that means something, you can never take that away from me."

so true Marcus so true

I remember after Sree left some daft woman was saying some dung about he displayed "Pseudo Infantile Syndrome" among other shite like that and thought, how much money is this bullshit artist getting paid for this? Maybe she was trying to spell out P.I.S.S.T.A.K.E with her wanky psychobabble.

I couldnt tell ye a thing aboot big brother this year. watched the opening show and just had no interest at all. It's only good when blind cunts are getting skelped on the back of the heed with balls.

correct

I saw the dominant male of the house was behaving all Shakespearean and that. The Alpha Romeo!!!

lol.

aye its shite, you can see the housemate sittin there pouting, looking at the back of Davina's head screaming into themselves,

'iv'e only got 15 miutes of fame and imwasting it taking to a janet street porter look-alike telling me sigmund freud thinks im obssed with my willy!!'

lol! i know its like none of the clebritys have ever been able to remember all the names!

and with the psychologists its if there trying to make big brother out to be an in depth analysis of human behavior! fair enough there is alot to do with human behavior! but not in the way they make out!
like how the physiologists. or body language experts are examining footage and telling us about whats going on,and what it all means! when most people couldn't care as either they just want to watch the show and see how it develops, or more importantly, we dont need a body language expert to tell us when someones in the house is being a cunt or not!

i wasn't going to watch big brother this year, but as always, i find myself watching it again! Cant stand that Lisa in the slightest! fair enough you normally get your annoying/bitchy people in the house that can be fun to watch, but shes not even fun to watch shes just a total bint!l does anyone else think that lisa looks like charlies dad? =p no, just me!

Hmmm.

I'm always reminded of Davina's fawning interview with perhaps the most evil housemate in history, Grace Adams-Short, where she complimented her Gucci boots or some such shite. Rather than say, ask her probing questions as to why she was going around making up crap about people.

The fact that whats-his-face was asked questions about a relationship in the house, with a shrink casually telling him that he was lying because of his body language made far more interesting telly.