This will be the most commented post on this blog, two weeks of just comments... I'm just hoping something else happens as well. Jacko dying is a belter tho, a pure utter fuckin' dillion!! (man)

I was on this blog last night so was alerted to it as it happened, then watched the bbc site, then spoke to a mate, then left a few dodgy comments on a forum I frequent (and changed my avatar to a dancing jacko gif), then put my phone on silent before bed... just as well, I'd have been woken up before 8am with half a dozen jackojokes.

All in all it made my day, I spotified the office with jacko tunes all day and moonwalked. I hated Jade Goody's attention but this has been the proper celebrity death we've been waiting for since that Diana bint. Good form Mike! (you weren't ever gonna do anything useful ever again)

I really hate to see this post be overtook by some coon who bleached his skin and got weans drunk to feel them up

Limmy, you should've appointed a stand-in arbitrator to moderate and accept post while your away. Our lives will turn to chaos without being able to see our posts on your blog!

Is it swine flu pal? or are yae findin that creative spark

haven't read any posts so no apologies whatsoever if I am repeating any shite, but i have to say, superb timing to Sir Limster on the old, 'I'm fucking off, see yoos later' thing. Maybe the biggest day in internet traffic and internet mad traffic and shite so far and he's off to Millport with his blackberry switched off for 12 hours. Some people would call it a publicity stunt.

Limmy did indeed predict some disaster, something big. He was alluding to events in Iran, not the death of some fucked-up has-been pop star. Come on, people!

They now don't think it was a geart attack, they think it was skin cancer.

Ah well, don't blame it on the sunshine....

Where are you going for your holiday Limmy.I hear Neverland is the new Gracelands these days.
Have a good sabbatical.

Dubya B Yeats:

The whole world was after him. Believe me, if there was one shred of evidence that he was a paedo then he would have been convicted.

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can't be convicted if you pay off the parents and get the charges dropped

Limmy predicted a disaster.

Someone tell me.....what disaster happened?

Doogie Talons: "Burn him…"

*Melt him

McDonalds have already announced a new burger in memory of Jacko: a 50year old piece of meat inbetween two 10year old buns.

The heart defect that killed Michael Jackson is hereditary and can be traced back to his protestant ancestors from the west of scotland. Apparently it is known as the Billy Gene.

whoooooopla!

I was working with a little Kazakh today and he just said "Michael Jackson finished "and shook his head
now for a place that just had a 21st birthday party for the wheel thats saying something

Farah Foscet goes to heaven andtalks to God at the pearly gates. God says you have been a good person I shall grant you one wish.

Farah said: I wish all the worlds children where safe.
God: It is done.
Seconds later Michael Jacson appeared at the gates.
Farah: Thats all well and good but what about Gary Glitter!!!!!

here, whos moderatin this then..?

Jim-

It's Ed McMahon. American guy.

I fuckin wakened up today with 9 fuckin' MJ jokes on my phone. Most were shite but I'm still impressed with the amount flying about already. Enjoy your break Limmy.

a black day for music lovers, or is it white...

*shrug*

He's no deed. Fake death just coz he owes the cooncil a bit of cash or whatever it is and he cannie be fucked dain 50 odd gigs. He was sittin wae uri geller last night prankying sky news and he's now staying in a house in arran wae tupac biggie and elvis!

Jeff Goldblum was rumoured to have died in New Zealand yesterday. Turned out to be bullshit though.

did you kill michael jackson limmy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VASYhabHkM

The single greatest musical performance of all time.

The whole world was after him. Believe me, if there was one shred of evidence that he was a paedo then he would have been convicted.

It's typical of this world that someone who gave so much to the world was ridiculed and attacked in a malicious manner.

RIP Mike and thanks for THAT Billie Jean performance.

the real quesiton is - do we blame it on the sunshine, the moonlight, the good times or the boogie?

poor MJ and just before the school holidays too

Cardiac molest.

Legends don't touch kids in the privates. Creep.

how the fuck is Jackson dying something 'big' like a disaster?

Macauley Culkin wants some of MJ's ashes sprinkled on his corn flakes so he can slide out his ass one more time.

don't know about you lot but I'm in gree-heef!

This is unacceptable - I've taken to only believing someone's dead after seeing it here accompanied with the phrase "That yer [insert name] deid".

Michael Jacksons family have donated his body to lego, apparently they gonna melt him down so little boys can stil play with him!

Bet Farah Fawcett well pissed off, overshadowed by a fucking sexual deviant just like poor old mother theresa

Good riddance! The controversy about his private life hugely outweighed his musical achievements. One less peadophile in the world is a good thing.

Cheers for the reason.

Christ - all his forthcoming dates will have to be cancelled now.

There's Timmy (6) on Friday night and wee Bobby (5) on Sunday afternoon!!


No, really though, he was looking a bit pale.

farrah fawcett n'all, these things happen in threes so watch yir baws Limmy!

Burn him...

I'm really gutted that Michael Jackson has died.

He really touched me when I was a kid.

Enjoy yer break mate, this be like a full time job on here sometimes.....and facebook and twitter.

Just seen M J in tesco Rutherglen (pot noodle,pepsi,take a break mag in basket).

that prediction hing man... thats no real...

A dead peado,and watching americans cry and be well americans.

life is good

You go away, son. You go away and write a fucking belter of a series!

Actually the other day limmy predicted Amy Winehouse would be the next to clock it. Unlucky limmy.

Fuck sake man, you predicted this.

I died the night, bet nae cunt gets upset over that

DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG FUCKINDIG

Something suspect going on here... first you predict 'big news', then you go offline for a couple of days and WHACKO! Jacko's deid.

You either had a hand in it or you are behaving like Richard Burton in 'The Medusa Touch' - whatever you predict comes true. We'll try and kill you and you'll end up in hospital, bandaged head to toe and you'll use your last breath to scrawl 'NUCLEAR WAR' on a bit of paper... YOU MUST BE STOPPED!

NOW? NOW YOU TAKE A BREAK???

OMG U DID PREDICT BIG EWS THIS WEEK! thats just plain spooky! Where wer u at 4pm EST ? eh????

At's mental! Everybody see on the news how Farrah Fawcett died the day :|?

Limstradamus

Cunt of a time to leave us Limmy, you were predicting big things in the news too....

Why?
Pretty Shocking news about MJ eh?

You said it, something big would happen... and here it is. Now either you knew, which is very worrying, or you had a stab in the dark and now you're shitting yourself because something happened.... can you change traffic lights by blinking at them?

big bit of news... aye thats pretty big. I think you just proved his soothsayer credentials. The next step obviously is some sort of flying ability

Ties in perfectly with that blog Limmy put up about something big happening in the press, at his best the guy was a legend but he sort of lost the plot and the kiddy fiddlin thing was all a bit suspect!!

Farrah Fawcett and Jacko. Who's the other one HighlandMonkey?

I guy on twitter (brentalfloss) was on about 2 other biggish american stars who have died this week. He then said they usually come in 3s and he thought someone else big would pop their cloggs this week, only 3 hours later MJ goes and dies . That's even creepier. It's like people have been expecting it.

That's yer Michael Jackson deid

This was the big news you predicted, wasn't it?

Does this have anything to do with Michael Jacksons death?????

I cant fucking believe it! U said something big would happen..BANG Michael Jacksons dies!!! Ur a witch!

But that's yer Michael Jackson deid...

I dont think so limmy have you heard the news

Michael Jackson Dies

http://www.tmz.com/

you where right about the big news story