Aye but come on, Marcus is a fucking legend. Never has a man been so cool, collected and self-confident. He is like the bastard offspring of Wolverine, James Bond and Billy Ray Cyrus.

Nah, fucked if I know how that would work either.

god this blog is boring now lol

Limmy, whats your opinion on the new rowntree's randoms? You reckon your pilot influenced the creation of these pointless things?

Av got a sexual gravatar, no?

Canny be fucked with Big Brother at all this year they've picked the wrong housemates again like they did last year, no enough characters in it again. 2007's was the best.

i held out hope for this blog
its now unfunny and shite

Big Brother /is/ nothing.

I'm eagerly awaiting tonight's episode, as apparently last night Noirin and Sree had a big fight and he threatened to leave. I can't wait to hear the rambling, nonsensical one liners the wee prick comes out with.

I can't believe how much I've got sucked in this year.

He's got a right bulbous kipper that boy eh? He'll look lovely in a few years when it's framed by a pair of auld-man-ears the size and thickness of fritters.

"funkacycle" maybe you should calm done when your commenting, or maybe just read it before you post!
Just a thought, don`t take the huff!
I did agree with what you said, "swine flu through the air con"! Nice mate, nice!

Everyone of them is a fanny!
Heres a handy guide if youre not up to speed.

http://darthcarlsberg.blogspot.com/2009/06/bb10...

Nice pic Erin. Who's boob is that in your face?

I like big bro, but this year i went to watch it, and i felt dead cold. The house seems cold, as in temperature wise (not emotionally or any of that shit) I feel physically cold watchin it so i cant, How can a telly show feel cold? I cant watch it and its stressin me out

Anyone else get that?

Deserves a rusty screwdriver (Phillips) right in the poop chute. Right in tae the hawnel.

Racist.

I guess this started with the "You've let me down" bit in my first post. That was supposed to be sarcastic/humourous but I guess nobody picked up on it as that and instead saw it as something else.

There. I'm done.

@Korova: Christ, it's not like I'm condemning him to death for watching big brother. I just personally didn't think Limmy was the sort of person who watched it cause its shite.

You've got completely the wrong end of the stick so I'll just shut it before other cunts like korova start sprouting their plums.

You want free ring ding?

Aw thats nice funkacycle , you think i dont look like a potty mouth. But sadly i am.

canny believe you hivney commented on the recording of the lassie getting taken down in Iran. Shot tae the chest, ye see her slump on the grun, her eyes roll to the back of her head as her brain stops functioning then she starts bleeding from every facial orifice. It's literally the most horrific thing i have ever seen, but things like this are happening right now. Fuck Sree and his creepy fucked up view of interpersonal interaction....and fuck carrots!

Can we get a new blog post now? This big brother yins shite.

Erin, you dont come across as the type of person to say Cunt. I dont know you but well you just dont look the type.

Montyplums
Monday 22 June 2009 at 9:15 pm
“funkacycle” have you got a bad stutter mate?

What!, Naw! when your in the fuckin zone with a comment I often make a fucking spelling mistake, it's a bastard but there you go.

Their just no interesting anuff this year. Get Jacky McCafferty in there tae stir it up Bob Marley style.

I said i wasny goiny watch this guff this year and i've been pretty committed to it, but the one time i did put this on it was when Sree was talking to that Russian bint about his feelings etc and the he pulled down his kecks and said "fuck it who cares?, Srees a womaniser,womaniser....womaniser" i have honestly never cringed so hard in my life. The result of my cringing left me feeling confused... i didnt know if i was angry because he was being a pure CREEEEEEEEP!, disgusted at the way he felt it entierley approriate to adjust his cock infront of that russian yin or if i just felt sorry for him and his social graces that hes developed over the years of constant rejection affy wumen and more importiantly slightly sick.

"Whenever Sree trys it on with Noirin, I just think of Janosz and Dana Barrett."

Haha class!

Did you no think Janosz was the pure spit of former Rangers right-back and allround wank Alex Cleland?

Dunno how you can tolerate another series of Big Brother! I'd be reachin' for the arsenic pills if I had to watch one minute of it.

Hmm I stand corrected, Capita Group PLC own Capita Business Services LTD which were paid many millions by the BBC... but BBC WORLDWIDE a seperatly listed company of the BBC own public shares in the PLC and an undisclosed amount of ordinary shares in Capita Business Services LTD howcome that's not disallowed under insider trading laws?

Sree is a strange wee cunt . But watch out for Marcus , there is just something not right about a full growen man lying on a bed making a homemade "present" .

It's fuckin' braw. I love hating those cunts. The feeling of wanting to do violence on them is magic.

Doogie: 'Capita Business Services Ltd which are a wholey owned subsidary of the BBC.'

Are you sure? Capita is a listed company on the London Stock Exchange who deliver outsourced services for loads of organisations - councils, insurance companies, NHS.

BBC might be a customer of Capita but it doesn't own it I'm sure.

Anyway, Big Brother? You're right. It had its day. Now it's pish.

Sree taking his pants down in front of Angel and wiggling his wee bum about (bleugh) and sexually harassing Charlie was hilarious.

Ha! A Ghostbusters 2 reference and it's no even dinner time.

Magic.

Whenever Sree trys it on with Noirin, I just think of Janosz and Dana Barrett.

Then I think of Vigo.

But Sree went to a very good university.

On the other hand if it isn't this, it's something else.

I've at least managed to get away from letting myself sit there and watch Big Brother. I mean maybe it's funny in a way but I already spend too much time playing video games, on youtube and watching crap TV shows and if I can avoid this particular time sucker then that's a good thing.

Speaking of shite reality shows, there's a bird on Jeremy Kyle the now who's no bad looking. As in, not a completely repulsive monster.

The Sree, Noirin and Marcus love triangle is about the only warring trio in Big Brother where all three are going to come out of that house getting absolutely demolished (hopefully).

I have watch many programs about Motorhead, Lemmy. I am biggest fan! Have you grown back moustache?

Big Brother was good when it was different but ten seasons in I think they need to start really torturing these fuckers there should be actors in specially to wind them up.

Regarding the T.V. Licence Garry, don't be brainwashed by these cunts, TV Licensing" is a trade mark of the BBC and is used under licence by companies contracted by the BBC to administer the collection of television licence fees and enforcement of the television licensing system. It's administration is also done by Capita Business Services Ltd which are a wholey owned subsidary of the BBC.

You see it would not look good to get these threatening letters with the BBC logo on them so they made up the name TV Licensing to do the collecting, it's not even a sub company TV Licensing IS the BBC.

There are two sides to this highway robbery, without it TV would be deluged with commercial crap and unknowns would never get a forum to showcase their talent other than through some fucking talent show.

On the other hand it's an unfair monopoly tax to fund a product you may or may not consume. I for one openly do not pay it and engage with the BBC on a regular basis as to their lawful right to collect. It's fun, it's all above board and whilst I am in this unresolved dispute with them they cannot lawfully collect.... now don't get me started on parking tickets.

Aye, but you can only watch one channel at a time.

Garrie and Marky, come on to fuck guys, it's Limmys blog and he can talk about whatever he wants to, if you don't like it then fuck off...big style

you've all lost the friggin' plot!

The banter's back!

I'm no sure, Garrie.

Awright. Apologies.

Whit's the point?

Garrie, you're missing the point.

You need a TV license to receive broadcasting from ANY source, not just the BBC.

The BBC are publically funded by the TV license fees, but it's still illegal to receive any broadcasting from any source unless you have a license, regardless of whether it's BBC or not.

"I’d imagined you were the sort of person who doesn’t pay for a telly license just to watch people sleep/argue."

Big Brother is on Channel 4, not the BBC.

T.J, fancy yer chances against the witch startler?

I'd imagined you were the sort of person who doesn't pay for a telly license just to watch people sleep/argue.

"Montyplums", whats the difference between a bad stutter and a good stutter?

C'mon tae fuck, Limmy. Big Brother?!

Sometimes I come on tae this blog and am genuinely entertained, intrigued, or given something interesting. Other time it's a loada shite regardin' reality pish (whose 'reality' is this supposed to be anyway?).

Big Brother is pish. If you watch it do not bore me or anyone else with your shite about how this person is a twat or that person is mad. I do not give a fuck. Same goes for Twitter, Facebook, Bebo, MySpace, etc...

e.g.

Facebook Friends: 489

Facebook Status: 'I'm lonely.'

Fuck...off

"funkacycle" have you got a bad stutter mate?

Ya fuckin' beauty. My avatar has finally changed. it took a while but we got there. Any cunt that fancies their chances against me on COD4 on xbox get me added.... xbox id: Scunnerer

BB is shite, get the fuckin swine flu blasted through the air conditioning in the house and let’s have a fucking giggle. Why should Scotland have all the fun http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8096965.stm#map

BB is shite, get the fuckin swine flu blasted through the air conditionaing in the house and lets have a fucking giggle.

Why should scotland have all the fun http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8096965.stm#map

"I thought you were the sort of person who doesnae watch Big Brother, Limmy. You’ve let me down."

What sort of person am I, Marky?

I've just notcied TJ hookers gravatar is that chef that looks like the limster, so I wasnt the only one that noticed !

fuck knows why i'm typing this shite n'all

I've stopped watching BB.
I used to begrudgingly get hooked on it every year like some weird secret shame but this year after the opening night Ive completely abstained from.
It almost as bad as that Twitter shite that every cunts on about.

Looks like his face has been stretched to unholy proportions.

it's Apu out The Simpsons. 'You nasty bastard............thank you, come again'

BTW, I thought you were the sort of person who doesnae watch Big Brother, Limmy. You've let me down.

Big Brother is supposedly "reality" telly. But in actual reality, when would ten completely mismatched arseholes ever share a house together?

sree is a wee wankbag !

noreen should get naked n pump bit marcus just for a wee laugh eh ?

FUCKING AGREED!!

if i am wrong you can slap on my face :L

he's a wee creep, most indian guys are like this he's noy doing anything to challenge the stereotype - chut up yoo durrty baastaard!

Yes. Creepy is the exact word I was thinking before I'd even opened the comments page.

"My main point of consideration is that..."

WTF!

Needs a good boot in the baws, i think. How did you do on that cookery programme anyway?

he is a cunt, not 'sound like a pound'

Oh my god Sree is an utter BELL END!!!!
I've only been watching since saturday when i caught a repeat show on T4 that was on and 1 hour of dealing with this boys pish was enough for a lifetime....although saying that I will 100% tune in to Channel 4 tonight to find out the latest! :) :) :)

Creepy wee cunt!

P.S. Limmy that's me added you as a xbox contact. My id is 'Scunnerer'. I'm shite at SF so need to get my arse in gear before I take you on. However, I would tear you an new arse hole at COD4!