I took that video hahahaha

Aye Seba, you never go home when you're meant to

Top banana. A ladypee in public. Never seen it done outside a phonebox or alley.

if oasis were fuckin real class warriors, they would have written some tunes that meant something. Ken, with lyrics and that. Not a steamers sing-a-long. Try listening to some punk or blues, the prodigy or the pistols or public enemy, if your gonna go off on a 'cunts who dont like oasis are all middle class twats' rant. Fuck me, i'll even give you Billy Bragg, and he's a twat. Underworld's lyrics make mair sense. Who the fuck mentioned Keane? Fuck Keane.

I'll give you Keane. And probably the Klaxons and Franzzz Ferdinand too. But don't go about making out Oasis are some sort of voice of the people. The Arctic Monkeys said more about what it was like to be a working class kid in cool brittania on their first album that Oasis managed in five fuckin albums. Self aggrandising cokehead cunts.

Ryan. Hail Hail! 100% agreement.

This guy has spotted the same bird doing a jobby at glastonbury

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/811966...

Fuck sake!

I seen a woman shouting at her kid (who was about 5 or 6) on argyle street (the dodgy end). She threw a shopping bag with a birthday cake in it onto the bus stop seat and screamed "THATS GOING IN THE FUCKING BIN SEEING AS YOUVE FUCKING PISHED ON IT!!" She'd obviously let him take a pish in the street and the wee man had had a splashing incident on her messages. McDonalds was right there she coulda taken him in to the toilets but naw, she deserved a pish cake!

People who say that oasis are shite and that anyone who likes them must not be a serious music lovers are cunts.

I've experienced these people before. They feel that because they like fucking Franz Ferdinand or the klaxons that they are higher than everyone else. Posh kids that had dad's money to use to buy themselves guitars, to then go on to write a song about world war one or you road warrior costume.


Noel gallagher wrote songs about what it was like to be a working class kid in a shut britain. Fuck yer middle class pish. Who the fuck are Keane?

give the girl some privacy for god sake!

were they drinking oasis (the fruit juice) or seeing oasis (the band)? was the pissing lady drinking too much oasis (the band)?

Am I the only one who heard the guy saying "must be a Protestant"?

AM I!?

See when the wee bints huvvin a pish, does someone behind the camera say "She must be a Protestant"?

If so, fuckin LAWL

dirty bastards.

any band with a baw sack like that as a lead singer, is bound to atract dingo wappers like the likes you seen in the vid. But at least the guys with the camera had some craic, eh? can you still end sentences with eh on this blog? eh? eh?

I don't get it, why is that exodus happening? It's amazing.

Everyone (who is arguing), stop arguing about your taste in music, for fuck's sake, it's like arguing over fucking pokemon or jeans. Who gies a shite?

@mark in clogs: go let it out, shite away ?

@Big Dan, At least when we know we're losing we'll stay til the end unlike u's hun cunts who always seem to leav early

but i would never tire of stamping on an Oasis fans already deformed skull. and stereophonics fans too while im at it.

and that wee fanny kieren who called me a cunt.

If you think Oasis make good music and your happy to line the pockets of the already multi-millionare Gallagher brothers, mediocre album after mediocre album, then fair enough.

but I detest people who feel they need to get as wasted as possible to enjoy a gig.

They are the very same cunts who will inevitably ruin T in the Park next month with booze fuelled violence and randomly shat puddles of diarrhoea.

Gigs have become more about getting fucked up on booze and pills than listening to the fucking band!

Would anyone have bothered if it was a guy having a pee?

*hope thats no a jobby" hahaha! Fuck sake what kind of burd decides to get her knickers to her knees and piss on the pitch of Murrayfield when there are thousands of pissed punters trying to climb their way past her?

Not seen people leave a stadium so quick since Celtic lost the league.

Aye the thought of remotes gettin' rammed up arse's is getting folk aw hot and bothered and fuckin ragin!!

'Limmy: “OMG YOU SO DON’T GET IT!”

*Tries to shove remote control up arse*'

Brilliant!

Limmy: "OMG YOU SO DON’T GET IT!"

*Tries to shove remote control up arse*

"these wee arguments need tae stop oan here their killing the atmosphere"

OMG YOU SO DON'T GET IT!

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Whats underlying here WHERES THE BANTER is you fucking love Oasis. Rose tinted specks my friend. these wee arguments need tae stop oan here their killing the atmosphere. OOOOOOOOOO ATMOSPHERE A LIKE A PARTY WAE A HAPPY ATMOSPHERE.

Oasis - Music for cunts who arenae intae music

Grow up Marky fs many times have you posted oan this blog away oot, feel the breeze in your manky hair. Couped up aw day oan yer comp away oot and be the change aw your family want tae see in you. GETA LIFE KEN.

a was there... the majority of folk were already on a cum down by now and rushing to get water haha

Marky: "if someone knows the code you add at the end to post it and it shows up paused that’d be mental"

I've been trying to do that recently, think you put "t=1m11s" at the end of the address. Either that or a screen grab.

NNNNNGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

"Be the change you want to see in the world" Gandhi.

Well said, G but... too much change is a bad thing, everybody knows this, and if you have to much the "change" the tax collectors stationed at many street corners and doorways in glasgow Toon politely demand " any spare CHANGE?"

This spare change goes through Human Biological filtration to become ultimately pish, (via, 'right' amount of change = 1 can of Tennent's Super)

Excess Change = Pish, Gandhi never seen that coming, his model was based on sub-contiental colonial models now dated.

that was funny but the gig was quality

@WHERES THE BANTER: You don't like it? Stfu. Nobody asked for your opinion, and at least one person cares enough to realise that you're a twat.

You wouldnae ken banter if you were the lead role in an Effingee sketch.

That bit where the Glaswegian Stadler & Waldorf start giving it "Gingers over that side please!", fucking class.

That's where the banter is.

Krinkle is right by the way, Oasis concerts are rammed full of scum these days. It's worse than football hoolganism.

Not all the cunts that go though. There are some classy burds.

'Be the change you want to see in the world.'

Gandhi. One of my favourite quotes of all time.

Cracking stuff Mr Limond.

I would have taken one of these to that bunch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmqGNBNqzUI What happened to using the stairs? PURE BAMS

As for the girl peeing, it's probably because she was bursting and there weren't enough toilets as is per usual at these things. Organisers - IDIOTS

I think the Happy Mondays definitely win the award for scummiest middle aged fans, who are often accompanied by their hybrid ned offspring. Oasis fans are positively charming by comparison.

"WHERES THE BANTER ?."

Don't ask what banter the blog can give to you, but what banter you can give to the blog. If there isn't banter, be the banter. Be the change you want to see in the world.

I love it how the kid makes such a big deal out of it, then when his dad shouts shut up, he just stops being a dramatic wee cunt!

That wee fanny is a Psychiatrists wet dream...

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Anyone see this freaky dude

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGTegiEHexk

Delivers a lyrical heatwave half way through....

There just havin a good time live and let live. Limmy most of these cunts following you blog in blog out are wankers scrap these cunts they all live in there wee internet bubbles never even sampled the real world. WHERES THE BANTER ?.

Henry Winkle is a cunt! Get tae fuck!

""Oasis. Their fans. SCUM"

Why so charitable M

I didn’t realise Oasis still had so many fans, I liked them years ago, like fuckin 10 YEAR ago but then I grew the fuck up and started listening to good music.

Their really not all that you know.

Yeah I've liked oasis for a while but wouldn't go and see them as they're one of these bands that attract too many neds.

As well as that I like to hear the band when I go to a gig and not some screaming banshee beside me! And the whole getting soaked in cheap lager thing pisses me off n aw

Well said "HenryKrinkle" and "weegram"! Oasis are shite! Any one paying money to go see that needs a fucking doin!
PISHSTAIN SUPANOVA!

Christ, that is quite the freeze frame, Rossco! Though his facial expression makes it look like that remote is goin the other way...

If only there was some way to link that exact second of video while paused so other people could share his moment of enjoyment (I know that the time of a video can be sent in a link, but if someone knows the code you add at the end to post it and it shows up paused that'd be mental).

Squatting On The Shoulders Of Giants

"PureJakeyBastart do you think that looks like a fuckin rare day out?"

It looks hilarious. I enjoy laughing at other people, at their expense.

"I DO mind the fact Oasis havent written a decent song since 1998".

You're right!

"You fuckin make me SICK!"

Evidently.

HenryKrinkle:

"Oasis. Their fans. The slag doin a pish. The guys talking.

FUCKING SCUM."

CUNT.

haha she wasn't goin to wait? the easiest this to do when you walkin forward or climin over chairs in a orderly fashion, is to hud in a pish.

I was there on Weds and have to testify that the vast majority of the crowd were empty vessels... Lost in a haze of lip chewing...

Every event at Murrayfield that's not a rugby match is inevitably followed by some cunts coming round and pissing up my garden wall or sticking empties on my fence.
This is because I live near Murrayfield, just to clarify that. It's not as if they come round specially.

HenryKrinkle may be provoking a reaction there but he's on the right track. Oasis may be talented to an extent but you have a serious lack of imagination if they're your favourite band. Also, the majority of people there were pondlife so no wonder people generalise about their fanbase being scummy.

Mate theres having a bit of banter and theres revelling in shite, shite music, and jakey disgusting cunts who stink of shite.

If you actively support Oasis, buy their albums, go to the gigs, you should be shot.

King Rossco: "Pause it on 1.11 for a quality facial expression."

Naw, lads, don't bother, because your bird might walk in the room and wonder why you've got a grin on your face looking at a freeze-frame of a teenage boy in his boxers trying to jam a remote up his backside.

Seriously, no worth it.

Marky: "That guy who jams a remote up his arse – cause his World of Warcraft account got cancelled?"

Who doesn't try to shove a remote control up their own arse when they're raging?

Pause it on 1.11 for a quality facial expression.

HenryKrinkle,

"Oasis. Their fans. The slag doin a pish. The guys talking.

FUCKING SCUM."

Explain yourself, what exactly did the guys say that makes them SCUM, there just having a bit of banter not hurting anybody, EXPLAIN??

HenryKrinkle = FUUUUUD!

Just watched that greatest freak out video for like the eleventyth time and it still freaks me out. But what I've now noticed, is that hes goin absolutely mental for ages - then somebody shouts "shut up" (probably up the stair) and he just does it. He's still raging mad, but he's no screaming any more. Which means that he's still a wee mammy's boy.

Ghostbusters better bloody arrive today or I'll no be a happy chappy.

You know when a Youtube video says "So funny!" in the title it must be opposites day.

Speaking of jobbies, my pal claims he was at a party recently where someone did a shite on top on the toilet seat lid and stuck a wee flag in it that said "Let's Party!" on it. I really, really hope he's telling the truth.

I went to see Take That last night and was surrounded by steamers (all women). The mens bogs had more women in them than men. Fuckin scary it was. They were all trying to catch a glimpse of ma boaby which had decided to disappear back into itself. The Script were excellent by the way.

That's what ye get with womens lib.

Ross, it isn't just in Scotland as you put, I was in Amsterdam a few years ago and some Dutch lassie whipped down her jeans and pants and squatted for a piss right in front of me and the wife. clatty bitch

Oasis are cock suckers.

Pee Here Now, Idler's Stream.. any mare ?

The Importance Of Peeing Idle.

On Spinal Tap: "The only person apparently immune to its charms is Liam Gallagher, who, his brother related with relish, stormed out of a Tap live show in protest at the jokes, having apparently believed Spinal Tap was a real band, the film a serious documentary. "It's fair enough," Shearer says. "I was under the impression for some time that Oasis was a real band."

Right up ye Marky

'You've got balls hen!' Thats a classic line, maybe a different camera angle would have told a whole different story.

Pish fans for a pish band.

Good for her,who cares it was at a shite concert.
I rememember the days when the older boys would piss in cans at the fitba and then lob them at the polis.
I also remember I was at a Happy Mondays concert and a big shite fight broke out.
Things were worse back then but nobody could film it and put it on youtube.Shite and piss were just a part of everyday life.
Soft Cunts

PureJakeyBastart do you think that looks like a fuckin rare day out?

Do you think Oasis are a good band?

I dont really mind the lassie pissing, or the neddy cunts whining away, I DO mind the fact Oasis havent written a decent song since 1998.

You fuckin make me SICK!

Here, anybody go see take that?

Was in mount florida the day, never seen so many tipsy middle aged women in ma life.

Howdye piss lady gaga off.....pokerface

I just figured out the "You've got balls, hen!". Whoever shouted it didn't mean it literally - they mean they were brave!

Christ, my heads mince. Been awake for 24 hours so far. But beddy byes now.

Flimed by Rab C and friends.

Haha, the first thing that crops up in my mind from watching this video:

Only in fucking Scotland.

I imagine the music to Platoon playing over this. I think the end of the world has already happened and we just didn't notice.

clatty cow

HenryKrinkle
Get Tae Fuck!
Explain yourself, ya fuckin diddy!
Why?
Oasis. Their fans. The slag doin a pish. The guys talking.
FUCKING SCUM.
Everyone! All classed as the same?
Ignorant, stupid prick!

That guy who jams a remote up his arse - cause his World of Warcraft account got cancelled?

Arf! A 4 and a half minute gem that pisses all over (ahem) Oasis's entire recording career for sheer entertainment value.

at papa roach in manchester someone took a shit in the moshpit.

I was working at T in the park a few years ago, and I was in one of the tents, As I opened the emergency exit door, to my horror there was this burd squatting taking a durty great big piss, like a race horse it was, steam and everything, she was the most wasted person I have ever seen, her steaming face looking up at me will haunt me for ever.

Oasis. Their fans. The slag doin a pish. The guys talking.

FUCKING SCUM.

That was after the first song.

why was everyone climbing up the seats? i heard a guy got a heavy doing as well. i like oasis and i go to t in the park but i was a hardcore raver in my youth, at the rez, fantazia and the fubar n all that, i never saw anyone get their head kicked in yet the authorities set about the rave scene and killed it! sorry to rant like a dick.

Seriously. was that wummin standing doing a pee????? Nooooooo, That's just so wrong. If she was that desperate she could have just have peeed herself, less folk would have noticed!

Reminds me of Friday night at the Take That concert (I was there with my niece, that's my excuse ok) I have never seen so many drunk women in all my life getting carted out a stadium. One female in particular spewed into a wheelie bin in front of the whole stand that we were in. When she was finished, she blew her nose, wiped her mouth and just stood about as if nothing had happend. No shame, nothing!!!!!

why was aw this shite happening?

I'd fuck her


check this gimpy cunt out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc

notice he put's the controller up his arse when he is angry?

Wassat some lassie havin a dump in the middle of a crowd of people? Funny how she only became embarrassed when people noticed (and started uploading her with her knickers roon her knees onto the world wide interweb)!

Brilliant! Fuck awe that queuing pish. Over the chairs yae go...

"A Hope thats no a Jobby" - classic!

fuck sake mate, keep up