but amm no a fuckin buftie ok?

wis jist sayin likes…….

Blog looks good, eh?

“Thesis for why I do”

Get over it already.

“Do you think you’re some kind of puppet-master?”

No my friend, I am not the puppet master of this show.

I’m not glamourising my life, I’ve mentioned nice places I’ve been, but I’ve not lied. But you’re only looking at selected evidence. What about all the shit things? You’ve not considered them. Like I said in that little scene, if you don’t read the stuff I’ve written about being seasick, the boredom of being at sea, the lack of contact with the outside world, being away from family and friends all the time, sitting here on a Sunday afternoon working. Those are all shit and the biggest reason most people won’t do my job. But you’ve ignored them and only considered stuff I’ve said on this blog and only about Venice or the Bahamas. Its bad science when you ignore relevant evidence.

>People’s minds are fun toys!
>can’t even figure out that they’re being played

Do you think you’re some kind of puppet-master?

>Quality entertainment!

Let’s not kid ourselves, we look like a could of dicks here. Its not entertainment, its more like a freak show. The few people reading this post are saying “fuck sake”. There are plenty people who read anything I write here having already pre-judged me before reading it. People might not like me or agree with me, but you’re the first to say I’m a liar and then offer the biggest lot of shit by way of an explanation.

Your smiley faces make my piss boil. (Don’t mistake this for care or upset, its just a figure of speech.)

SHUT.

THE..

FUCK….

UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a fuckin bore you are anaw……

I stated that you were a compulsive liar because that’s how you come across to me. It was an honest observation, like I originally said, I genuinely believe that you have some serious mental difficulties that drive you to desperately seek out acknowledgement. I’m sorry if that touches on a raw nerve but that’s reality, and you’re not doing much to convince me otherwise.

I asked you:

“am I wrong? Do you have a high enough self esteem to not care what random strangers on the internet think? Are you satisfied enough with your life to not need to exaggerate and pimp it up to random strangers who couldn’t care less?”

and you replied:

“Every. Single. Time.”

Yet you clearly do care what random strangers on the internet think. You’ve proven that repeatedly. I’ve been testing you through this whole thing to see what responses you give, and I have to say you’ve passed with flying colours. You’ve done nothing but behave in character. Of course you’re not going to admit to being a compulsive liar or being mentally deficient, that question wasn’t to ask for your honest answer, it was to gauge your response.

That’s what I do, I formulate opinions based on experience, and then I test them through interaction. People’s minds are fun toys!

Yes I’m a ‘wank’, do I care? Nope. I only care about the opinions of people who prove their opinions to be valuable, and let’s be fair, most of the tools throwing ‘wank’ around can’t even figure out that they’re being played.

Quality entertainment!