When is thatcher going to die that bastard is way overdue and I will piss on his grave, thats a fuckin cert

Dufftown Jim Says:

February 21st, 2008 at 12:18 am |
here ! Is Andy Cameron still alive?

Nah he's been deid for ages Jim, nae cunt's told him yet though.

Rossco, there's no danger I would be at the business-end of coltraine's keeker!

eddiemunster Says: "Nah, the big man’s arse-hair is dreadlocked wi’ dangle-berries. Ah’m tellin’ ye!"

Fine. Next person that sees him has to scants him and take a photo, then we'll know once and for all.

here ! Is Andy Cameron still alive?

Robbie siad!

"Dufftown Jim, Robbie Coltrane didn’t work his way up from nothing. He’s a posh boy through and through.

He went to boarding school at Glenalmond, his dad was a doctor and his mum was a teacher. Not exactly working his way out the ghetto, eh? In fact, I’m actually disappointed in him. He should have hit the heights starting from that background but instead he’s just a minor character actor in British TV and the occasional film."

What a loser.

nah! Cracker and a Harry Potter film makes him a lucky cunt!

And me a cunt for no knowin he was a rich cunt afore he started oot in the first place !
fuck!
Oh Sh*t I forgot to edit the swear words oot like I usually do "
fuck!

Nah, the big man's arse-hair is dreadlocked wi' dangle-berries. Ah'm tellin' ye!

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh89/davesho...



I RECKON THAT FELLA LOOKS LIKE YOU, LIMMY. IS MA HEED CUT?

Surely, if you WERE psychic you would have known that you would be psychic, no?

Surely, if you WERE psychic would have known that you would be psychic, no?

eddiemunster Says: "problems wiping his arseproperly... which leads me to believe that his drawers must be a disgrace."

I disagree. He must be fairly well-off, so can probably afford to put a bidet in every room in the house. And in his fancy cars.

eddie, you said,

"One thing that concerns me about Robbie Coltraine is that looking at the size of his torso, compared to the size of his arms. It makes me think that he must have problems wiping his arseproperly."

fuck sake, you really need tae get out more.

Dufftown Jim, Robbie Coltrane didn't work his way up from nothing. He's a posh boy through and through.

He went to boarding school at Glenalmond, his dad was a doctor and his mum was a teacher. Not exactly working his way out the ghetto, eh? In fact, I'm actually disappointed in him. He should have hit the heights starting from that background but instead he's just a minor character actor in British TV and the occasional film.

What a loser.

I dreamt Paula Adbul tried to kill me a few nights ago.

limmy:) did tht jahovass witness everr cum bak ? n if he did what happened ? its hevvy dain ma nut in

If my dreams came true i'd be gettin ma hole a lot more

lol

Fuck 3 months. If he EVER dies it means you have the power to predict the future with your dreams. You can put that on your CV. Assuming Coltrane isn't some new breed of fat Highlander, your claim is absolutely watertight. "I can predict the future with 100% accuracy. Russell Grant can eat my psychic shit." - B Limond.

Well this site has definitely gone downhill...

One thing that concerns me about Robbie Coltraine is that looking at the size of his torso, compared to the size of his arms. It makes me think that he must have problems wiping his arseproperly. Judging by the size of him, he must eat a fair amount of unhealthy scran, which leads me to believe that his drawers must be a disgrace.

Due to administration error (wife) I need to swap 2 friday night limmy.com tickets for 2 saturday night tickets. I am prepared to incentivise with tickets +cash if necessary. Anyone interested???

I hink yer right. He is gonnae die cos ma mate jays got that 6th sense hing youve got. he said he had a dream that a was taping his heed up while he was sleepin then when he woke up the next day he woke up and sure enough he was wearin a gimp mask made of black electrical tape. al even proof it if any cunt hinks am talkin pish -
http://www.bebo.com/PhotoAlbumBig.jsp?PageNbr=1...

OK, but if he dies in the early morning of the 18th of May, I don't want to hear a peep!

robbies finest hour http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moizacetuo0 without doubt his best work

Can you tell me when my parents will both die.
Cause a fat will (hoose + cash) is aww mine when they go.

Ive got my eye on a 52" hdtv, a wee gaff doon at the clyde, and a subaru.

Limmy Says: "I have the power to predict the future with my dreams."

If that's the case, gonnae dream me up a shag wi that Scarlett Johansson?

What if he is killed by someone who deliberately enduces a heart attack/failure?

Does that still count or does it void the prediction?

Limmy Says:
February 19th, 2008 at 11:39 am |

"Robin, I’m allowing myself a 3 month deadline. If he dies within 3 months, it means I have the power to predict the future with my dreams."

Anyone fancy setting this up on BetFair?

Robin, I'm allowing myself a 3 month deadline. If he dies within 3 months, it means I have the power to predict the future with my dreams.

aye but we aw know we all have a sixth sense really, just too feart to admit to it. mon oot the closet and start melting peoples faces like in that film scanners... naw wait i'm thinking raiders of the lost ark, that bit at the end.

scanners blew heads up didnt they? least michael ironside did. bad bastard he is, always the baddie.

you were close.
but in time you will learn to use your gift accurately.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/725155...

Aw Boy!
Here we go again.
Whit is it about Scotland "the boy done good!"
Here he is worked hiz wy up fae f*ck al And now recently starrin in a multi million pound (Harry Potter) film, he diz Cracker anaw to fill in another gloomy midweek night and a load o other stuff ower the years.
He was even in the "Young Ones!" for God sake !
An here some o yez go callin him a fat obese C*nt! an hopin he croaks it afore the end of the week just tae prove Limmy is Clairvoyant .
Sheena Easton aye go ahead ! gie her the treatment, she let us doon wi the total American transformation.
Leave Robbie alone ! I like his auld car stuff and he to me is another comedic gem, his timing is spot on! He knows how to play the audience.
Mind you right enough He is a fat C*nt i will give you that !
Go easy on those burgers Robbie!

Limster,

when's the deadline? I'm not having you posting on here in 2019 with "I told you so".

I bet you'll still be writing this blog in 2019, and me, King Rossco, scandinavian lassie and all the other regulars on here are still reading and commenting.

Do I win £5?

Its hardly the most prolific of premonitions. Ye wouldnae exactly call him an athlete.

Still, heres hoping. Will gie the Sunday Mail another "Robbogate" if nothing else.

I dreamt a few months ago that Pamela Anderson died of a heart attack. If she does within the next, say, six months then that means I have a sixth sense too. I think Britney will die soon but that's not really a sixth sense thing.

read that with a lisp or a whistle he he.

Bastards Benny Hill was a legend and yous cursed, scum!

Genius of comedy, were as rOBBIE cOLTRAIN IS A FAT TIT.

if your called robert and choose to be called robbie or rob your a total sack!

My 6th sense is a sense of people who are full of pish, as a matter of fact I can sense someone right now...

Last night I dreamt that I was in a car that crashed into a plane before the police showed up and beat my brother on the head with a big bendy rubber dildo.

I hope to god that doesn't happen anytime soon

Limmy says:
"it means I’ve got a sixth sense"

"I’m a genius"



No that much of a genius, you've got well more than six senses already.

Like sensing heat, balance, being able to shut yer eyes and know where yer hands are, etc. It was on QI and Stephen Fry said it and he's a real genius. And a poof. So it must be true.

Robbie the jobby - how's yir arse fur doughnuts!?

lynn says:

Lynn

Sorry, I couldn't be arsed going back to check if I'd got the spelling right. Either way, I hope you don't die, it's just your boyfriend who has these weird warped thoughts.

how about dreaming up some lottery numbers instead?>!

Yeh but Mr Motivator must be putting a lot of extra pressure on his heart with all that jumping about so I wouldn't be too surprised if he died. I would, however, be surprised if Brian had a dream that GMTV's resident nutrition expert, Amanda Ursell, was going to die and then she did. I mean, who's heard of Amanda Ursell?

Thats rubbish, why no gees next weeks lotto numbers to prove your psychic? That way everyone reading the blog gets a few quid, your happy that youve got spider sense and cracker can live.

Having a sixth sense wouldn't be much good if it was only for when fat folk are gonna die. There's already loads of people with that six sense around. They're called doctors.

Robbie will die soon.

Too much strain on his fat fucking heart.

Limmy, you wouldn't be laughing if Robbie Coltrane came back as a zombie or a Frankenstein to get his revenge.

Every New Year I hope that this year will be the one when Robbie tops himself.

Hmmm not so sure that this is the best way of proving your 6th Sense...I mean, he's not exactly the healthiest specimen is he?

I'd have a lot more respect for you if you said you'd dreamt that Mr Motivator died and then he did. I mean, he must be the fittest guy in the world. If he's still alive that is. Is he?

I hope he dies aswell, and if he could die at the wheel of a car and plough inty phill collins or jeremy paxman that would be great. PLus limmy would be happy cos hes phsycic.

I quite liked Cracker, but im comfortable with him dying also. Sixth senses are much better than obese (albeit good) Scottish actors living. Thank you.

I like Robbie Coltrane anaw, but if he dies then it means I've got a sixth sense, and I want that a lot more than I want Robbie Coltrane to live. Nothing wrong with that. How many of you get out of bed every morning hoping that Robbie Coltrane lives that day? None. There. I've proved my point brilliantly. I'm a genius.

That's a wee bit harsh, sayin that he might get munched up by a three heeded dugg.

Suckers!

My god! I just read on BBC online that Robbie Coltrane died this morning.
http://search.bbc.co.uk/cgi-bin/search/results....

your all sick hope youse all die!

Lynn

Oh yeah, I just remembered - we used to have a physics teacher at my school who was the absolute spitting image of Benny Hill. His real name was Dr McCulloch but everybody just called him Benny Hill cos they were like twins. He was the most evil, mean-spirited, bitter old horror you can imagine, and I remember one day a bunch of us prayed to God that he would die. And three days later THE REAL BENNY HILL DIED. That's true by the way.

Awww, no, I like Robbie Coltrane. Don't make him die!

it seems well overdue. and apparently he collects vintage cars...

hmm, i'm not sure about being psychic, your odds are pretty good, I mean, he's not a picture of physical fitness is he? it wouldnae really be much of a prediction would it?

now, if you had dream that Lynne was going to die and then she did I'd happily accept your "psychic" claims... and I'd be pure freaking oot by the way, and no doubt you would be n all!

I used to be Robbie Coltrane

That's no nice. But you could be right. The big man's a bit on the fat side now, isn't he?

Ah'm gonnae stab the fat cunt tae death, just to prove you wrong.

I'm petty like that.

I widnae like tae be behind the big man in the toilet queue. Aw the flowers on the wallpaper would be deid.

I dreamt the other week that the newreader on XFM said that Ronnie Corbett had died. I totally believed it all day and was like 'Did you hear Ronnie Corbett's deid?' in work. Had to go in the next day and tell them it was wrong. They were dissappointed.