I’d like to draw your attention to a film called Outpost, because:

• It was directed by a friend of a friend
• It was filmed in sunny Govan
• It’s about zombie Nazis

Out now!

Can I just congratulate the face-veiled woman I saw on the underground at the weekend for not being a rape deserving tart like all the other women in the carriage.

I’m going to be a guest on Shereen Nanjiani’s radio show on Radio Scotland this Sunday. The show’s on at 9:05am, so tune in then or listen to it online when you like.

I’ll be on with a couple of other guests talking about the news for an hour. And it’s live! So I’m going to use the opportunity to promote my Fringe show by saying “fucking cunt”, don’t miss it!

P.S. That’s me done the show, so click here to to hear it.

Somebody posted this link in another post, but I’ll stick it here anaw. I knew there was a bit of rioting, but I didn’t know it was this bad.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7402702.stm

Absolute fucking animals. Anytime I see a group of people stamping on some guy on the ground, it turns my stomach. We should shoot the cunts as they try to cross back over the border.

Check out what some sharp eyed person emailed me a few minutes ago, a bit of 1984 style Photoshopping on the Evening Times website!

If you go to this article, you should see a link to the right inviting you to have a look at a panoramic photo of fans in Manchester.

See the lassie to the left of the guy with the bottle of Buckie? Her arms are a bit too symmetrical, aren’t they?

That’s cos she’s been Photoshopped to hide the shocking truth of what she’s really up to! Here’s the original!

P.S. The Evening Times is and always has been my favourite newspaper, it’s the life and soul of Glasgow, please don’t destroy me.

Please send out your good and bad vibes here.

You remember me telling you about the guy who got bottled for singing Big Jock Knew in Sauchiehall Street. Well I was going to put the video in a video blog, but ah cannae be arsed, so here it is for you to download instead:
http://www.limmy.com/stuff/guy_bottled_for_singing_bjk.3gp

What happened was a group of Celtic fans were walking up Sauchiehall Street, shouting Celtic stuff, and some Rangers guy about 50 metres away was shouting Rangers stuff back at them. The Rangers guy looked like he was losing the argument, so he started singing “Big Jock Knew”. The Celtic fans turned around and headed towards him, and here’s what happened next:

Event timeline
00:08: Celtic fan hits Rangers fan on head with a bottle. Rangers fan gets away safely.
00:32: Celtic fan tells his mate that he’ll take the Rangers guy himself.
00:37: Rangers fan waves for the Celtic fan to come ahead.
00:43: Celtic fan offers to fight the Rangers fan alone, by shouting “wan guy!”

I’ve been quite busy, then there’s the GTA IV. But I’m going to have some spare time soon and I’ll start posting the video blogs again, and they’ll be dead funny.