Comments on: Buchanan Street public toilets

By: Matilda Gretchen

Matilda Gretchen — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 17:25:07 +0000

That's true, I peed in many weird and wonderful places when I was pregant just because I could and noone could stop me.

By: blackboab

blackboab — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 15:38:38 +0000

that's pish!

By: grahammorrison

grahammorrison — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 23:16:44 +0000

saw you on the culture show doing the american werewolf sketch and have liked you ever since you are a fucking breath of fresh air im sick of the generic scottish pish thats on tv ie rab c and chewin the fat hope you get a new series brian good luck ps do you play cod on the xbox or ps3

By: John Loudon

John Loudon — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 20:21:03 +0000

Always good when your in town choking for a slash and you are like SHIT!!!

tapping yourself down for 20 pences…. nightmare Edi is much worse though I was in a toilet there that puts the trainspotting on to shame!! was MANK! black water, WTF black water, no soap, no bog roll… probably would have been more hiegenic to piss ma self….

By: crowsus

crowsus — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 14:04:53 +0000

I wish folk would stop coming into those toilets and interrupting me/us when I/we are trying to have a good auld cottage/bungalow in peace/carrots.

By: James Houston

James Houston — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 17:20:36 +0000

I work in the building opposite this, so watched the transformation over a few months of fag breaks.
The old building looked the part. It had intricate wooden features and belonged where it did.
The new one looks like it's been made in Google Sketchup by some Council worker's nephew. Big fucking functional concrete slab.

They recently added stickers on it to make it look a bit less Soviet, but it has just cheapened it even more – like when you add a decal to your shite phone.

By: Roach_LionelRichtea

Roach_LionelRichtea — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 14:37:50 +0000

Sonia, apparently if you're pregnant the law allows you to pish anywhere you want. So I've been told.

By: sonia

sonia — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 12:03:19 +0000

I managed to get into the toilets at Central for free once. I had no change, the change machine was broke, I pointed to my pregnant belly and said to the cleaner: “I'll just pee on the floor then, shall I? You're nearby with a mop so I'm sure you'll have it cleaned up in no time.” He was quite quick in opening the barrier…

By: ryanlairdfaerothesay

ryanlairdfaerothesay — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 06:36:45 +0000

WHITS THE PLOBLEM ?

By: DR CONGO

DR CONGO — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 03:47:59 +0000

I was having a shite in the Central Station toilets when, all of a sudden, there was a bit of a noise 'next door'. Some wee ned had obviously jumped the barriers and the guard wasn't having it. “Get oot, ye jumped the barriers wee man”, “A put in 20 pence”, “Naw ye didnae get oot”, “Aye a did”, “GET OOT NOW!!!”, then the wee dick played his trump card “Look I'm pissing noo, I'm awready pissing”. The guard had no reply to this and just let him continue.