I’d like to introduce you to a new word.
“FAILomnomnom”.
It’s a combination of two of my currently most hated words and phrases on the internet: “FAIL” and “Om nom nom”.
It doesn’t mean anything. It just exists. It just exists to annoy me, and I made it.
FAILomnomnom.
Limmy FTW!!!!
^ that’s another one
http://www.omnomnomnom.com/random/
“Om nom nom” is the sound you make when munching on a gorgeous batterd mars bar.
Me and a couple of my friends say Fail in real life, but only when around eachother, not everyone we know….
That’s such a failomnomnomnom word
Wit does “om nom nom” mean? In fact, now that I think about it, wit does “Fail” mean?
FTW is one of the worst.
I’m sure it used to mean Fuck The World before it was raped by the current generation of ‘tween’ fucktards.
It is also used by the Aryan Brotherhood – Forever Truly White.
Lovely.
I have tried over the years to gain a sense of perspective when reviewing such ponderings.
I nearly got the sack today cause somebody spiked me with Viagra.
that would of been a FAILomnomnom
Epic lolz.
i like it.
‘WTF’
Whit the fuck does it mean anyway?
Must be a slow Limmy week . . .
That’s so Web 2.0!
Pish
Do you work in a primary school Mike? Or an undertakers?
That word should eat itself.
It’s fizzy it’s ginger it’s
Failomnomnom.
Yeaeaeaeaeaaaaeh.
Mr Limmy,
I get your subliminal messaging. You are a closet Morton.
MonMonMon the ‘Ton
Greeting from a windy yet calm and muggy Tobruk
Abdel
Your friend in football, fairytales and trousers
PS Allahu Akbahr
Meh
I’ve just started using “WTD?” Means “what the deuce?”.
Us scots could always opt for AASYH – “away and sling yer hook”, or something more like “HYW” – haud yer weesht. How about FLASA – “face like a skelped arse”?
Limmy, if you get radge at web terms, try visiting Urban Dictionary more often. I’m incensed by nearly everything I read on there. It’s brilliant.
Marky, how aboot SYB? (show’s yer baird) BMS (bite ma shite) or ANFSATM (away n’ fling shite at the moon)?
Sadly Eddie I work in an office so it was a wasted erection.
Ethics Gradient, I don’t recognise the word “radge”, I’m not an east coaster or a Fifer or wherever the fuck the word comes from, I’m from Glasgow, and everywhere outside Glasgow can fuck off. In fact, everywhere outside my skin can fuck off.
Limmy SYB!
I just invented a new word too. But I’m not telling you what it is!
I agree with the Glagsow bit, Limmy.
“Ken” can fuck off with “radge” as well.
Everycunt outside Glasgow is a tcheuchter.
What places are under your skin?
Hey Limmy, sorry for the off topic message here but i was wondering if you could possibly help me out? Could you possibly point me in the right direction of getting some artwork printed onto CDs. Sort of similar to what you previously did with the DVD that you sold recently. I cant seem to find anywhere in Glasgow. Most places seem to be doing a minimum of 1000
Hope you can help, thanks
eddiemunster, you ever considered comedy? Because your pretty damn funny. Killin’ myself laughin’ half the time at your comments. Top class sir. ANFSATM
“In fact, everywhere outside my skin can fuck off.”
I feel the same way myself. As does just about everycunt, probably. That’s what makes this such a special time to be alive, eh?
By the way, are you gonnae be gettin thon new ‘Call of Duty’? This is going somewhere if you say “aye”.
Here in the right light, KAWWWWW has a FLASA.
Aye..congrats..
Lynn, can you fuck off.
Lol, uber, random, “I shall…”, lmao, *actions written inside these things*
Aye, Ethics, I’ll be getting it.
Stu, that’s fucking outrageously off topic, outrageously.
But here you are: http://tinyurl.com/yj7l74p
“Us scots could always opt for AASYH – “away and sling yer hook”, or something more like “HYW” – haud yer weesht. How about FLASA – “face like a skelped arse”?”
I always thought the Scottish equivalent was GIRUY
I spotted this on the YouTube front page.
FAIL combined with the stalest joke on the planet. That everyone loves.
http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/4979/picture1fv.png
ah gonna use that google thing to patronise my elderly parents ,
like eerrr hello ! why dont you google where to get your blood pressure tablets on a sunday ,cunts
I like RUMH – ‘run up ma humph’.
Why the random fuck off to Lynn? You gotta love the Lynnster. She puts up with Limmy doesn’t she?
What about AABYH – Away and boil yer heid which is what my mum says when i tap money aff yer.
I like your, everything outside my skin can fuck off, Limmy. I’m in that type of mood. I think i have swine flu so …maybe everything inside my skin can actually fuck off anaw.
Limmy you are so funny have you ever thought about going into comedy?
Right, well there’s this new co-op mode in it called ‘Special Ops’, where two cunts can play together through specially designed missions on yer Xbox Live. Thing is, you can only play with somecunt you’ve added as a Friend. What I’m building up to here is that I’m a billy nae-pals on Live, and I was thinkin that this would be a good place to find folk to add, like. I dinnae ken how many cunts on here’ll be buyin the game anyway, so I’m just gonnae post my gamer tag and leave it at that: It’s ‘EmbraBhoy’. Cheers.
I can’t for the life of me figure out what GIRUY is.
No way Google’s went all omnomnom today
http://www.google.co.uk/
haa, out of curiosity, as it always get the better of me, i clicked on that link about the cd’s! made my 5am cup of tea more enjoyable\!
Cheers Alias, but if got into comedy I would have to give up the sitting aboot daein nothing. Cannae whack a right good procrastinate nether ye kin.
Mr Outraged, at first I thought I was getting random sniders from poofyprick but I now think he wants me to fuck off so he can have his wicked way with my boyfriend (someone pointed this out to me on Twitter, it’s all happening over there). Does anyone actually care about this? Probably not. I’ll get my coat.
Failomenon is better.
“Failomenon is better.”
No it isn’t.
The purpose of “FAILomnomnom” is to annoy, and part of its annoyance is that it annoys people who feel that it should be closer to “phenomenon”, and that annoys people like me who are annoyed by people like you who just don’t get it and think that I’ve missed a fucking trick or something and then they come on to my blog saying that their word is better than mine, quite simply and factually that their word is better than mine.
That’s why FAILomnomnom is better. It promotes annoyance and animosity, just like the internet.
What about FAIListine…. I’m sorry everyone. (Stu you can get a printer that prints onto CDs pretty cheap about 60 quid) Did you ask that a few months ago, or am I seeing the future again?
GATYFFAS (Go and take yer face for a shite)
Mr. Outraged and Lynn, i don’t want anyone to fuck off. I was just echoing Limmy’s words, “In fact, everywhere outside my skin can fuck off.” -Lynn, can you fuck off. He wants you to fuck off Lynn. I don’t want you to fuck off though Lynn. Lynn?
Ah I see Lynn, I thought poofyprick was one of those “post ironic” whatever you call it names or something. I didn’t think he was one for real!! Watch your back then, and especially you too Limmy!!!!!
Hey Limmy, thanks for the link but i already tried that, I was wondering if you could tell me who you used for your DVDs?
“Ethics Gradient, I don’t recognise the word “radge”, I’m not an east coaster or a Fifer or wherever the fuck the word comes from, I’m from Glasgow, and everywhere outside Glasgow can fuck off.”
That’s a bit shan.
You played BIOSHOCK, Limmy?
Anyone else?
Bought it today.
HOLY SHIT!!
I’m here, I’m ok, just.
eddiemunster, yeah I suppose giving up sitting around is quite a thing for comedy. The money side though seems quite prosperous though? Limmy, you got £1M for a single series didn’t you? I’m not an arselicker or anythin eddiemunster, but I’d bet I’m not the only one who thinks you might just have some kind of comedic talent there . . . ?
I played a bit of a demo, Dubya, and thought it looked good, but I heard it gets boring.
“Hey Limmy, thanks for the link but i already tried that”
Oh did you? It’s just that you said that you “cant seem to find anywhere in Glasgow”, yet that first company on that page that you claim to already have looked at is in GLASGOW.
Now what I want to know here is WHAT YOU ARE ALL ABOUT WITH YOUR START TO FINISH PACK OF FUCKING LIES.
Bioshock’s ending is utter pish BTW. Just thought I’d tell you now so that you don’t get disappointed later. Admittedly, it’s much better than Borderlands ending.
I think the “omnomnom” bit might come from this :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=964uCtgsDoE
class
You spelt failomnomnom as failonnomnom up there the second time you wrote it. I know neither word exists, so it doesn’t really matter in the grand scheme of things, but I thought I’d point it out before someone else does it in a less polite manner i.e. “you’re a cunt Limmy, get a job and spell yer pishy words right” – the usual nonsense patter you seem to be getting recently.
Och I’m away to get down off my high horse and eat some M&M’s.
I’d like to introduce a new word too. One that will cause much annoyance to a lot of people.
GRSS
Some may be annoyed because it has no vowels.
See if you can work out what it stands for from this wee clue:
http://tinyurl.com/yfxzhna
Tiffany
“You spelt failomnomnom as failonnomnom”
No I didn’t! And I don’t mean that I corrected myself to make you sound daft, but I really didn’t!
“I played a bit of a demo, Dubya, and thought it looked good, but I heard it gets boring.”
Depends how ye play it, Limmy. You not seen yer pal Rab-oot-ae-Consolevania’s review? Here it is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RN0KLp8Plk
Oh fuck, Matilda, you’re right, you’re right.
You did ya numpty
“In fact, everywhere outside my skin can fuck off.”
Except for your adoring fans, the folk that paid to see your ropey stand up, the execs that comissioned your series. etc etc etc
Why don’t YOU just fuck off, you ceased to be funny many years ago, yet you still persist. What is it going to take to send you packing? Terrible reviews for your series, will that be enough..Send ye back doon tay the Clyde?
This time, take the plunge, arsehole.
cannae believe folk writing that. can there be a wage worth it.
‘Bioshock’s ending is utter pish BTW.’
Cheers Marky!
Not too bothered anyway, for a tenner it’s already amazed me enough to get an imaginary pat on the back from the ghost of Ray Harryhausen’s TALOS!!
Bitch hog, here’s you posting under the name of Bovril Baws back in August.
http://www.limmy.com/blog/2009/08/11/three-hobbies/#comment-115445
Same thing really:
=-=-=-=-=-
Bovril Baws
Tuesday 11 August 2009 at 6:44 pm
Naw Limmy, it isnay shite, yer just naw funny.
See, there I was, wanting to read something funny, like we all do. So what did I did was log on to Limmy.com, and was confronted with a website and its creator that are no longer funny.
Face it mate, admit it, at least to yourself. Just like with the booze, the first step is to face the facts, the bitter truth. Then you can go on and recover.
=-=-=-=-=-
Mate, whoever you are, you’ve got to get over me. Cos I’m not worth it. I’m not that important.
By all means, get bitter and jealous about big shots, big fucking global cunts that think they’re it when they’re not and everycunt thinks they’re funny when they’re not and they’ve got millions of pounds falling out their pockets when you’ve not. By all means.
But me? Getting bitter and jealous about me? You need to up your game.
bitch hog- get a fucking grip ya psycho.
omg bitch hog got owned by limmy. haha. what a fucking retard. aye mate, if ye don’t like it- don’t fucking read it. its a simple enough concept. i dont understand cunts going to other peoples creative work just to spout random, shite judgements again and again. shitebags.
Bitch hog, you needin yer hole?
Is so then you should try prostitutes. Not only will they kid on they’re right into you, but if you’re still angry afterwards you can batter them tae death for looking at you the way “she” used to. Mibbe you should take up lorry driving anaw.
Emm who’s Matilda?
Lynn
‘Matilda’ is the name of a fort in Gourock.
Greetings from a dark and dank Tobruk
Abdel
Your friend in sand, sea and shingles
PS Allahu Akbahr
Ha ha Eddie, thats exactly what I thought when I read Bitch Hogs comment. I bet all that guy needs is to empty the bins in some thing, then maybe he’ll not be such a sad sack. This weekend big sack, comb the hair, get the Paisley shirt on and hit the town…and it’s Friday night and it’s ladies night and it’s Friday night oh whatta night.
apparently some people do have sex with strangers, and not even for money….
Limmy, im sorry if I have upset you.
I didnt realise i was being such a burden on you. I was only looking for some help.
I had already looked at companies in Glasgow on Google but all were offering minimum of 1000.
Please accept my apologies
I’m only kidding, Stu. I got a guy I knew to do my DVDs, I don’t know any companies.
@ Big Man
“I think the “omnomnom” bit might come from this :”
I had thought it might come from this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vftf8TTve4s
I was OK with it when I thought it was a cookiemonster reference. But no anymore…
//saying that their word is better than mine//
Fair point Limmy, well made. I should have said “I like Failomenon better”.
You have to admit that while the case you make for ‘Failomnomnom’ being better is based on promoting annoyance and animosity, Failomenon did seem to do quite well on that front… Actually – I take that back, I think that I have to take the credit for the annoyance, not that poor quality phenomenon pun.
I think I can make this better, and by better I mean worse.
“FAILomnomnom.com”
thoughts?
totally missed om nom nom nom before this and still dont get it.
It reminds me of Popeye munching his spinach tho, that show has mto be 60 years old tho?
aw fuck too many thos, now i look like the prick i actually am
Dubya B Yeats , FTW also stands for “Fuck The World
Dubya B Yeats , FTW also stands for “Fuck The World