I think we have a solution to the no Michael Jackson problem.
Steadman Pearson from Five Star.
Let’s look at the facts:
- He looks like Michael Jackson
- He can dance
- I think he can sing, I can’t remember
- His name kind of sounds like “Michael Jackson”
- He’s available
Hold on to those tickets, because we might not have to cancel the O2 concerts after all. Let’s see what Steadman thinks. He might not be up for it if he can’t sing, but I don’t see that as a problem, we could always get Peter Andre to stand behind a curtain.
Aye, so hold on to those tickets. If Steadman’s up for it, and the fans are up for it – and I have no reason to doubt that they are – then it looks like we have him back.
he looks like a cross between janet jackson and chris rock…
im drawn to him….
yeah…i think he’d get it
*boke*
Excellent idea but haven’t you heard Peter Andre’s new single? He doesn’t sound like Michael Jackson anymore, he doesn’t even sound like Peter Andre anymore, but not in a good way.
He’s the combination of Holly and Cat from Red Dwarf.
Jackson’s replacement needs to be whiter, how about Shakin’ Stevens?
Did he get one of his mates to draw that beard on with a ballpoint pen?
i say charge double and say its Michael Jackson himself! just say he didn’t die, he was just getting more reconstructive surgery!
That Moustache/beard thing he’s sporting looks like somebody drew it on.
Hey, that looks like my clit!
That’s not Steadman Pearson, it’s Michael Jackson’s Madame Tussauds wax work!
http://media.monstersandcritics.com/people/Michael_Jackson/images/group8/JTM-041571.jpg
Nae bad,
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He makes my arse crawl in terror.
looks like he loves smoking the boaby….
The real question is, ‘Can he touch weans in the same way our beloved Michael did, through the use of music and white-gloved hands’?
He looks mare like prince than mj.
What an amazing picture, If she washed that beard off after the panto she’d definately get it.
who the fuck is that?
no need to cancel the gigs anyway, i rekon theyll have some mad tribute shows or something in place and when the time comes that big gold coffins gonni come out in smoke and lights and open. “WHOS BAD?, IM BAD!” Then the place is just gonni hit out with thriller, with a real MJ zombie. Don’t tell me I’m wrong.
You are not funny GI Joe
he looks a bit gay. Just the slightest touch.
Is that/he/she real?
I thought you’d photo shopped a picture of one of his sisters/brothers!
he looks like a villain from Captain Scarlet…..so he’ll do!
Thank you. I’ll keep that noted. Now please take a small step back from your computer and die.
G.I you are a complete prick!
Was anybody else gutted last night that it was the wee Welsh boy from BGT that done a turn at the service and not Stavros Flately.
I think I have a solution to the no Michael Jackson problem.
Sydney Devine !
yeah thats right! let Sydney Devine do the 50 show’s
Well Michael Jackson and Sydney Devine have something in common.
They have both ripped the arse out of Tiny Bubbles!
I think I have a solution to the no Michael Jackson problem.
Sydney Devine !
yeah thats right! let Sydney Devine do the 50 show’s
Well Michael Jackson and Sydney Devine have something in common.
They have both ripped the arse out of Tiny Bubbles!
Is Steadman a man that looks like a woman
– or woman with a man’s name … that looks like a guy?
is that a woman with some designer stubble? or a guy with mj face? looks like plastic man anyway
see if naebody would ever find oot, wid ye?
he’s one scary looking mofo
I was the person who phoned up going live put on a English accent and ask five star…………….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgH048XJRUM
Looks like his nose is bleeding hair. I quite fancy him…
IF i had a face like that, i wouldn`t fucking wear it!
Looks like one of those quasi-gay Xbox 360 avatars.
Rain or shine…he’ll always be…A FILTHY FUCKHOLE??
Reminds me of V for Vandetta
GI Joe is nearly right. What will actually happen is the brothers will tour, and have a hologram/massive screen beaming footage of Michael on stage with them, just like they did with Elvis a few years ago. It will be unofficially known as the ‘Milking It’ tour, and they will rub their gloved hands together with glee as the money rolls in, knowing that they finally managed to get their brother Michael on stage with them, earning them their share that they think they’re entitled to.
And if they do Thriller as a finale, with the coffin as GI Joe described, I’m buying tickets. Ye just cannae miss things like that.
I hate the shit people do like “OOOo last night I shat my panties *cry*” *NAW* fuckin naw. Kelly willy face.
Anyone remember the wrestler Marc Mero? He looks like him. Or Prince.
@ Ludo; “bleeding hair” hahahahahaaaaaa.