Okay, we’ve all had our fun with the “FAIL” thing.
“EPIC FAIL”, etc.
“Firefox just crashed on me. Mozilla FAIL”, etc.
“The bin men haven’t came today. Glasgow City Council FAIL”, etc., etc., etc.
Right, now that’s enough. I think that’s enough now. Time to move on to something fresh and new.
How’s about CUNTCAKE?
“Firefox just crashed on me. Mozilla CUNTCAKE”?
In fact, that one’s shite, so if you’ve got anything better than that, let’s hear it.
Theres the rain on……………HERNIACOCK
Aye I’m sick of this pish too.
‘FACEPALM’ aswell, does ma box in.
Internet memes are mindrot.
“Firefox just crashed on me. Mozilla SUBO”?
SUBO, oh I like that.
in situations like that a just say “aww booo”
I prefer fuckpig to cuntcake.
This blog entry is the personification of FAIL.
limmy i read in the paps today that there will be a series of Limmy World.
congrats if its ture.
when is it expected to start?
discuss.
thoughts.
discuss my thoughts.
I don’t personally object to numpties having their own stupid numpty words – it makes them easier to identify. It’s as if they are drawing big hairy willies on their own foreheads in permanent marker.
Just got a letter from the inland revenue – Taxman cuntwarbler.
Lord Adonis, another new recruit to the Cabinet, said that last night’s meeting had produced a strong mood of support for Mr Brown and John McFall, the influential chairman of the backbench Treasury Select Committee, criticised rebels for “navel-gazing” and “squabbling”.
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Congratulations mate on your pilot episode being made into a series.
Well thats what it says in the paper anyhow!
The Daily ‘cuntshit’ Star. A perfect description of a terrible newspaper.
MC_RIBS
“This blog entry is the personification of FAIL.”
A blog entry cannot be the personification of anything, for it is not a person, you stupid cunt.
I think the word you were looking for was “epitome”.
For example, your comment where you said that my blog entry was the personification of FAIL was the epitome of CUNTCAKE.
I was being ironic.
No you weren’t.
Haha! As I was scrolling down reading the entries in this blog I seen that guy had wrote ” the personification of fail” and thought “ah fuck I’m putting this fool down!” unfortunately when I scrolled further down you, Limmy, had already beaten me to it!
P.S I also read in the Daily Star about Fresh comedy on the BBC and the column mentioned you and had a crackin’ photie of you anaw! I know people say “Don’t believe everything you read in the newspaper” but I hope tae fuck that I can believe that you getting your series is true!
My bus never showed up.First Celtic.
You can change that with each seasons result.
No comments on the series then Limmy, or has The Daily Star made a CUNTCAKE of it?
Is MC_RIBS the personification of CUNTCAKE? Or CUNT_CAKE.
I prefer GASHGUNGE to CUNTCAKE.
CUNTBUBBLE OR SACKMUNCHER
FUCK YOU YA CARWASH CUNT, I HAD A DENTAL APPOINTMENT
Blistertits
“Mozilla just crashed….fucksticks!” fucksticks….like they fuck themselves with sticks and get splinters in their bumholes etc.
My mum can be heard to say at times, “away and fuck a duck!” thats when she isn’t telling us to ” away and bile (boil) yer heed!”
“Mum, can you watch the weans for me the night?”
“Away and fuck a duck, I’ve just done a 12 hour shift!”
“Fucksticks!”
This is irony
http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/7894/blogfail.jpg
Your maw has a mooth like a washing machine, yatzeeeee!
you smell like a alkyz cerpet, yatzeeeee!
Five e’s is the standard.
This doesn’t really make any sense hahaha
there’s the BNP in got in doon south, cunthooks!
CUNTCAKES
So I herd u liek dem
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This cliche was brought to you by- *shot*
MC_RIB, LIMMY.
Lets call it how it is chaps! Not a personification, but a blogification……..
aye.
FAIL>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Aye, FAIL is absolutely shite.
How about a big John-Paul style “CRESH!”?
E.g., for MC_RIBS:
Vocabulary CRESH!
a fucking hate that fail thing. epic fail is the worst. so fucking geeky!!!!
HAHAHAH
MC_RIBS – Epic Fail! Sorry, Sorry, Cuntcake!
I like “CuntCake”. I’ll spread the word.
I use ‘cuntsocks’, which is adaptable, so can be used to indicate fail or annoyance.
The blue lagoons fish suppers are barking,FANNYBATTER!
Limmy trys to come up with a new word to replace fail. FAIL.
Roach, you sound like a mad CUNTCAKE using GASHGUNGE.
There is nothing better for this situation and any other you are faced with than….
Fuckbanana.
Fuckbanana!
how about ,flangelips ?
no yes ?
My computer crashed. WINDOWS VISTA
How about fucking die! Die horribly! Die horribly in a trainwreck!
There’s the BNP runnin the country. Political FUDSPLASH.
How aboot BAWGRAVY?
I quite like FUCKMONKEY.
I’m partial to ‘pissflaps’.
what about, my mozzla just crashed on me, FUKIN KILL THEM AW!!
I was saying this last year.
2868 or 2625
Quite quick to type, and numeric so folk have to work them out.
In binary…
01100011
01110101
01101110
01110100
or…
01100011
01101111
01100011
01101011
I’m trying to learn the binary alphabet. Not sure why. Not catchy either.
“Limmy trys to…”
mickredsun ability to spell “tries” FAIL.
Fucksmudge – A person who is a non-entity, ie, Vacuous.
Fuckwitch – A slag who consistently gets men under her spell.
Fuckwizard – See above.
Fuckpuppet – Someone who can be easily banged just by pulling the right strings.
Cockwallet (Sausagewallet) – A man/woman who will do sexual favours for a couple of drinks etc…
Cuntsmudge – An extreme and highly rare version of the aforementioned ‘Fucksmudge.’
Cuntwhistle – Someone who talks a lot but never actually says anything.
I believe all of these were invented by me apart from cockwallet.
My lawyers (cuntwhistles, the lot of them!) are watching!
SHITTY TITS, CUNT SNOT, FART TASTE, SPUNK GULP
FAIL?
see also FLANGEBUCKET
Holy Mackerel!
KAWWW, I was cunted on GASHGUNGE. Fuckin’ CUNTED.
thanks dubya b yeats , i dont need to buy my viz mag this month as you have most of the Profanisaurus from it there.
epic CUNTCAKES indeed
I like FUDSPLASH.
But only when used in a political context.
i’ve never really heard the whole FAIL thing getting used….far too polite. i’m an over user of CUNTYBOLLOX when in need of suitable release.
PISHFLAPS is another winner.
SPEGGUNK
Ah’ve nae idea what you’re on about wi’ this FAIL patter. Husnae reached Lanarkshire yet it would seem.
‘i dont need to buy my viz mag this month as you have most of the Profanisaurus from it there.’
Roach… You lie.
http://www.milkinfirst.com/dictionary/f.htm
All mine baby, all mine.
Roach… Sorry, here’s the Index.
http://www.milkinfirst.com/dictionary/profanisaurus.htm
Apology not required. I am also a human being.
It’s just turning into a tourettes conference now…
cuntcock
Hi Abu, great to have you back. Loved the “sycophant” comment. Thought it was really nice of you. You could have said nothing, but you went out of your way to say that, and I just want you to know that I appreciate it.
“cuntcock”
Oh, that’s good. That is GOOD.
Hahahaha.
my personal favourites are pishlips or dickhole
Uch. fuckin. FUDREEK!!
(only sounds good in a broad Scottish delivery)
Can we add that FTW – ‘For The Win’ pish tae this list of shite that needs tae stop?
I’ll be the judge of whether your apology is required, Dubya.
I have decided it is not necessary as you provided the perfect example of CUNTCAKERY. Well done, sir.
My brother-in-law got a profanisaurus for Christmas about 5 years ago and I don’t think I’ve ever belly-laughed as much as I did that day. Laughed so much that my stomach and ribs were cramping up and I couldn’t see for tears. It was made even funnier by my inlaws trying to explain what some of the stuff meant to my mother-in-law. Don’t think she saw the funny side of the Dirty Sanchez. Or Bagpiping.
Or Teabagging.
cowbag
FANNYBISCUITS! MMMM Delicious FANNYBISCUITS!
Arsebaws!
I’ve decided I do want an apology Roach. There is not one example of my filthy wordsmithery in the Profanisaurus. If not an apology then give me some words you young head-dunker!!
p.s. Limmy, I have it on good authority (my fourteenth sense) that a certain Glasgow Tinterweb funnyman may have a series but has been told to keep his vocal noise dispenser to a minimum. Mmmm?
Jizz Hole
Nice wee roster you’ve got here limmy: http://www.limmy.com/tricks/
FARTSLAPPED
SPUNKMONKEY
SHITTYCUNT
SMELLYHOLE
Man, this is FUN!
I quite like just plain old ‘flaps’ for most things, or for a more severe berating ‘cuntflaps’ ‘flaps in yo face’ and ‘spunk thermometer’ don’t know why I came up with the last one but I’ll bet no other cunt has which is fine by me.
JISMLICKER
TITWALLOPPER
SHITRAPER
A guest in the hotel found TITWALLOPPER funny…I’m not sure if it’s spelt right though…
Dubya, i love all your names and definitions and have decided to incorporate ALL of them into my day today. cheers. ESPECIALLY Fuckwitch….that is a fucking brammer!
Fanny batter?
Cock Snot?
Jizzgoblin?
Who was it that started “Alabama Hot Pocket” with the Americans? Somebody fae here…
Kitten Stomper
Someone I used to work would say “Oh, TITTYSHIT!” when things were not going well.
Incidentally, he told me that his parents thought he was a devout muslim.
HOLEJUICE
I’m going to see Faith No More tonight! Yas!
How about JIZZLOBBER instead of FAIL
or… CRACKHITLER
Shite
RIMCHEESE
CUNTNFOACKER
why all the negativity?
i’ve started using ‘Heatrocks’ when describing things that are beezer!
“Those trainers are heavy heatrocks”
Who’s this other Marky guy? There’s only enough room for one Marky on Limmy’s Blog. >.>
And that’s me ya minge-tickler!
Hello, I am big fan of Motorhead. You do not look like my many pictures, Lemmy. New hair?
Cakefarter. Google THAT tae fuck.
No apologies coming from my direction Yeats, ya shitguzzling jizzsouffle.
twatstikas is a good alternative
Personal favourite: “Rape-Stain”
Oh you just got hit by my ARSESHARDS
Hahaha!! Cheers Roach!
Dangercall… I told you my Cuntwhistles were watching!! Nah, I kid thee, use away my man… spread the filthy wordsmithery!!
rape-stain winner winner
Oh spunk-omelette I’ve forgot ma keys !
Dangleberry!
BENTSHOT.
I quite liked the ‘Cunthooks’ suggestion.
nobrot
THRUSHCUNT
BRAINCUM. hehe.