Comments on: “Polander” in the Urban Dictionary http://www.limmy.com/2009/04/polander-in-the-urban-dictionary/ Sun, 05 Sep 2010 23:55:59 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: Jambot http://www.limmy.com/2009/04/polander-in-the-urban-dictionary/#comment-107294 Jambot Mon, 13 Apr 2009 23:28:00 +0000 http://www.limmy.com/blog/?p=1886#comment-107294 Also known as the 'Keanu Cut' after he sported a Polander in the film Speed. Also known as the ‘Keanu Cut’ after he sported a Polander in the film Speed.

]]> By: Big Dan http://www.limmy.com/2009/04/polander-in-the-urban-dictionary/#comment-107176 Big Dan Thu, 09 Apr 2009 23:39:02 +0000 http://www.limmy.com/blog/?p=1886#comment-107176 do they pay poll tax on a polander? do they pay poll tax on a polander?

]]> By: Martin MPK http://www.limmy.com/2009/04/polander-in-the-urban-dictionary/#comment-107068 Martin MPK Mon, 06 Apr 2009 23:33:25 +0000 http://www.limmy.com/blog/?p=1886#comment-107068 Looks like there may be some competition; http://www.westwebone.net/imported/Polander.html Remember what happened with the WWF (Pandas) and the WWF (Hulkster) I still gave it a thumbs up mind, fight the power! Looks like there may be some competition;

http://www.westwebone.net/imported/Polander.html

Remember what happened with the WWF (Pandas) and the WWF (Hulkster)

I still gave it a thumbs up mind, fight the power!

]]> By: Poofyprick http://www.limmy.com/2009/04/polander-in-the-urban-dictionary/#comment-107012 Poofyprick Sun, 05 Apr 2009 15:36:25 +0000 http://www.limmy.com/blog/?p=1886#comment-107012 Peachdelights: "You should get a Polander. Support your cause." -couldn't agree more. gave you the thumbs up Limmy but I reckon if we get it to 200thumbs up you should get a hardcore Polander and get frontview, plan, and elevation photaes posted. I was in a Polish bar last night, it was like I was in fuckin easter Island wi all the Polander heads. Fuckin class lad. Peachdelights:

“You should get a Polander. Support your cause.” -couldn’t agree more.

gave you the thumbs up Limmy but I reckon if we get it to 200thumbs up you should get a hardcore Polander and get frontview, plan, and elevation photaes posted.

I was in a Polish bar last night, it was like I was in fuckin easter Island wi all the Polander heads. Fuckin class lad.

]]> By: johnnyorgan http://www.limmy.com/2009/04/polander-in-the-urban-dictionary/#comment-106983 johnnyorgan Sun, 05 Apr 2009 06:48:01 +0000 http://www.limmy.com/blog/?p=1886#comment-106983 Oh aye, I gave it the thumbs up. Just for you having to look at Polish porn for your art. Ahem. 184 thumbs up so far. Would be nice to see that photo, perharps we could have a contest or somethin? (Any excuse to look at shady porn gets my vote) :) Oh aye, I gave it the thumbs up. Just for you having to look at Polish porn for your art. Ahem. 184 thumbs up so far. Would be nice to see that photo, perharps we could have a contest or somethin? (Any excuse to look at shady porn gets my vote) :)

]]> By: Limmy http://www.limmy.com/2009/04/polander-in-the-urban-dictionary/#comment-106940 Limmy Sat, 04 Apr 2009 09:52:08 +0000 http://www.limmy.com/blog/?p=1886#comment-106940 Cannae staun cunts like you, funkacycle. Seriously cannae staun cunts like you. Blinkered, bitter fucking hypocrites. I've got a blog (just like you), and, like a lot of other folk who have a blog, I'm on Facebook and Twitter. Aye, but let's forget about them and just focus on me. I worked hard to try and get my own telly show, and you see that as a negative, it actually pisses you off in a way. But the straw that broke the camel's back was when I stuck a word on the Urban Dictionary. I stuck a stupid word for a type of haircut on the Urban Dictionary to see if it would take off, and that was the final straw for you. It makes me "desperate, fucking desperate", he says, while linking to his own blog. Get yersell tae fuck. Cannae staun cunts like you, funkacycle. Seriously cannae staun cunts like you. Blinkered, bitter fucking hypocrites.

I’ve got a blog (just like you), and, like a lot of other folk who have a blog, I’m on Facebook and Twitter.

Aye, but let’s forget about them and just focus on me.

I worked hard to try and get my own telly show, and you see that as a negative, it actually pisses you off in a way. But the straw that broke the camel’s back was when I stuck a word on the Urban Dictionary. I stuck a stupid word for a type of haircut on the Urban Dictionary to see if it would take off, and that was the final straw for you.

It makes me “desperate, fucking desperate”, he says, while linking to his own blog.

Get yersell tae fuck.

]]> By: funkacycle http://www.limmy.com/2009/04/polander-in-the-urban-dictionary/#comment-106934 funkacycle Sat, 04 Apr 2009 07:59:44 +0000 http://www.limmy.com/blog/?p=1886#comment-106934 This is just another form of media for you Limmy, "Give my word the thumbs up" this sounds desperate, fucking desperate, so you can reach out to more folk. I mean the Blog, The TV show, Facebook and the Twitter pish, now this, maybe I’m away off here but come on......turn it up! This is just another form of media for you Limmy, “Give my word the thumbs up” this sounds desperate, fucking desperate, so you can reach out to more folk. I mean the Blog, The TV show, Facebook and the Twitter pish, now this, maybe I’m away off here but come on……turn it up!

]]> By: DUFFTOWNJIM http://www.limmy.com/2009/04/polander-in-the-urban-dictionary/#comment-106922 DUFFTOWNJIM Fri, 03 Apr 2009 22:39:10 +0000 http://www.limmy.com/blog/?p=1886#comment-106922 While visiting the TK max shop in Livingston we were lucky to discover a range of leather jackets at bargain prices. Unfortunately i didnt qualify to buy one, as I had the wrong haircut! Aye Limmy! right enough! While visiting the TK max shop in Livingston we were lucky to discover a range of leather jackets at bargain prices.
Unfortunately i didnt qualify to buy one, as I had the wrong haircut!

Aye Limmy! right enough!

]]> By: Clinto http://www.limmy.com/2009/04/polander-in-the-urban-dictionary/#comment-106915 Clinto Fri, 03 Apr 2009 19:56:47 +0000 http://www.limmy.com/blog/?p=1886#comment-106915 Limmy, so how many hours did you spend searching for "Polish men" then? You might laugh in my face when I say this but I had the best Rocky Road chocolate cheesecake today in Yates of all places! Limmy, so how many hours did you spend searching for “Polish men” then?

You might laugh in my face when I say this but I had the best Rocky Road chocolate cheesecake today in Yates of all places!

]]> By: Kenny Catfish http://www.limmy.com/2009/04/polander-in-the-urban-dictionary/#comment-106908 Kenny Catfish Fri, 03 Apr 2009 18:54:15 +0000 http://www.limmy.com/blog/?p=1886#comment-106908 Aye, nearly every Polish guy I've ever met have had that same scare do. But I think you missed a trick there Limster. I have to agree with the guy up there and say 'Polcut' or 'Pole cut' is a much better name for it. It's a double pun ye see. Polcut rhymes with Bowl Cut which is already an established hair style. This gives it credibility through association. Polecut is one letter away from Polecat, a ferret-like creature found in nature which, incidently, has very short fur on the top of it's flat wee heed. Here we can see a polecat sporting a polecut. http://www.wildlifetrust.org.uk/cheshire/IMAGES/news_polecat.jpg That's 2-Nil. Nice try but you dropped a baw. Aw naw man, AW NAW! That's you fucked it noo son. How ye gonnae come back fae that? It's over. I always thought you had potential but, like every wan of my experiences of ketamine sex, you failed to rise to the occasion and aw we're left with is an awkward encounter, half heartedly trying to thumb a marshmallow mushroom into a gelatinous piggy bank while reality crumbles around us and the fragile nature of this genetic fluke we call humanity appears evermore glaringly obvious. A failed mutation blindly groping for a reason to exist. Nature has never seemed so relentlessly unforgiving, space has never seemed so infinitely baron and devoid of worth, and matter itself has never seemed such a pointless mistake. Thanks Limmy. Thank you. Aye, nearly every Polish guy I’ve ever met have had that same scare do. But I think you missed a trick there Limster. I have to agree with the guy up there and say ‘Polcut’ or ‘Pole cut’ is a much better name for it. It’s a double pun ye see. Polcut rhymes with Bowl Cut which is already an established hair style. This gives it credibility through association. Polecut is one letter away from Polecat, a ferret-like creature found in nature which, incidently, has very short fur on the top of it’s flat wee heed. Here we can see a polecat sporting a polecut.

http://www.wildlifetrust.org.uk/cheshire/IMAGES/news_polecat.jpg

That’s 2-Nil. Nice try but you dropped a baw. Aw naw man, AW NAW! That’s you fucked it noo son. How ye gonnae come back fae that? It’s over. I always thought you had potential but, like every wan of my experiences of ketamine sex, you failed to rise to the occasion and aw we’re left with is an awkward encounter, half heartedly trying to thumb a marshmallow mushroom into a gelatinous piggy bank while reality crumbles around us and the fragile nature of this genetic fluke we call humanity appears evermore glaringly obvious. A failed mutation blindly groping for a reason to exist. Nature has never seemed so relentlessly unforgiving, space has never seemed so infinitely baron and devoid of worth, and matter itself has never seemed such a pointless mistake. Thanks Limmy. Thank you.

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