I’ve entered Polander into the Urban Dictionary.
It’s vital that this word is recognised as the official name for that haircut Polish guys have got. So make sure you give it a thumbs up.
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I’ve entered Polander into the Urban Dictionary.
It’s vital that this word is recognised as the official name for that haircut Polish guys have got. So make sure you give it a thumbs up.
Thumbs dooooooooooooooooon.
‘Polcut’.
“A Bowl-cut sir?”
“…nah a Polcut please”
Thats funny, no quite as funny as the entry you made for ‘ limmy ‘ in the urban dictionary.
Will they just take any unsubstantiated pish aye ?
You should get a Polander. Support your cause.
thumbs up likesay!pure barry etc
bee
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I passed you on yer bike today fella doon by the clydeside where all the auld neds and tramps drink at the old circa and by christ, you HAVE had a Polander.
Much better. Looks nice and tidy now.
PS how good a day was it for exploring on yer bike?
I like it mate! Also did you see a small blonde kid wae a big heed cawed neil at the drivin range?
I have only ever entered one post into the Urban Dictionary, and it was with reference to a female friends jugs.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Djemba%20Djemba%27s
Thumbed Upded.
I think the ruskis must have done some serious cloning in the cold war. How else do you explain so many of the identical polish looking guys in Glasgow with a Polander haircut, camo trousers and a pair of shit kicker boots.
One thumb up.
After cycling past you yesterday on the way to the train station and blurting out “loved the show” and “is it being renewed?” and you looking kind of worried about some total stranger/lunatic fan (or foe?) whose thinking that he’s met John Lennon (you know the funny one from Flam Jam) and wants to get him to sign his copy of catcher in the rye and/or be his new bestfriend.
You did the right thing. Smile, and avoid further eye contact. And pedal off fast but not tooooo fast.
Anyhoo in Edinburgh I found myself in getting a haircut at a polish barbershop on North Bridges. Sat next to me was a polish guy negotiating a haircut just that little bit longer than an skinhead hairdon’t. Just as you describe in the urban dictionary.
Weird.
Mediumkool, I couldn’t have saw you or heard you, I would have smiled or waved or something, THERE’S NO WAY I’M IGNORING THE FANS, MAN.
Darth Carlsberg
“I passed you on yer bike today fella doon by the clydeside where all the auld neds and tramps drink at the old circa and by christ, you HAVE had a Polander.”
I don’t joke about Polanders, everycunt knows that. I said to the guy “shorter”. Then “shorter”. Then “shorter, mate, last warning”.
By the way, there was a guy down there walking away from the Salvation Army bit that was absolutely fucked. Cunt was about 25, staggering everywhere, full of heroin. He was swaying as far left and right as you can without falling over, no joke, almost at 45 degrees. He was like when Alan Partridge nearly fell over running away from that mentalist, only not running. He had to just sit down eventually, but couldn’t get back up. A mess.
How we no hud a Jerry Sadowitz review?
“By the way, there was a guy down there walking away from the Salvation Army bit that was absolutely fucked. Cunt was about 25, staggering everywhere, full of heroin. He was swaying as far left and right as you can without falling over, no joke, almost at 45 degrees. He was like when Alan Partridge nearly fell over running away from that mentalist, only not running. He had to just sit down eventually, but couldn’t get back up. A mess.”
Did you film it? PLEASE tell me you filmed it!
I was going to, but it was too dangerous.
McNumphshis, I gave a review on Twitter.
Limmy I saw on your twitter that scumcunt was a word you invented and that “it should be up there with all the rest you invented”. Apart from Polander, what others have come from your very own brain?
Thumbed up.
Good weather today in Glasgow, aye? Edinburgh was nice. Trams are nearly done.
the polish boy in my school has a polander
gave it a thumbs up tae
Beester, turns oot scumcunt already existed.
Thanks Jonny.
Limmy says
McNumphshis, I gave a review on Twitter.
Johnny says
Fuck Twitter man. You want to shag Twitter. What’s got into you lately?
It’s all “follow me on Twitter” this and “read my review on Twitter” that. And it’s fucking bollocks man.
It’s a social networking site! That’s all it is! Because you can read when Philip Schofield is going for a shite doesn’t make it any better than than the rest of them.
So why not post that review on here as well? Have you signed an exclusive deal with Twitter? Do they have exclusive rights to some of your material? Are you earning money from them? Is it hard to copy and paste it onto here?
Seriously, what’s the deal Limmy, do you want more people to tune into Twitter more than your own website?
I’m not giving it a thumbs up till I see a pic. There aren’t enough Polish guys here for me to know what it is.
johnnyorgan
“It’s a social networking site! That’s all it is!”
Exactly.
sonia
“I’m not giving it a thumbs up till I see a pic.”
I tried looking for one but I couldn’t find any. Searching for Polish men only brought me gay porn.
Am no on twitter… and yer updates are private.
http://twitter.com/EamonHolmes
Aw shame scumcunt already existed. Did anyone look up douchebaggery in that thing? Loads of complicated explanations and no once simply put “the act of being a douchebag”
How about a facebike? Like someone who whores themselves out to all the social networkin sites instead of havin just one or two?
Aye, nearly every Polish guy I’ve ever met have had that same scare do. But I think you missed a trick there Limster. I have to agree with the guy up there and say ‘Polcut’ or ‘Pole cut’ is a much better name for it. It’s a double pun ye see. Polcut rhymes with Bowl Cut which is already an established hair style. This gives it credibility through association. Polecut is one letter away from Polecat, a ferret-like creature found in nature which, incidently, has very short fur on the top of it’s flat wee heed. Here we can see a polecat sporting a polecut.
http://www.wildlifetrust.org.uk/cheshire/IMAGES/news_polecat.jpg
That’s 2-Nil. Nice try but you dropped a baw. Aw naw man, AW NAW! That’s you fucked it noo son. How ye gonnae come back fae that? It’s over. I always thought you had potential but, like every wan of my experiences of ketamine sex, you failed to rise to the occasion and aw we’re left with is an awkward encounter, half heartedly trying to thumb a marshmallow mushroom into a gelatinous piggy bank while reality crumbles around us and the fragile nature of this genetic fluke we call humanity appears evermore glaringly obvious. A failed mutation blindly groping for a reason to exist. Nature has never seemed so relentlessly unforgiving, space has never seemed so infinitely baron and devoid of worth, and matter itself has never seemed such a pointless mistake. Thanks Limmy. Thank you.
Limmy, so how many hours did you spend searching for “Polish men” then?
You might laugh in my face when I say this but I had the best Rocky Road chocolate cheesecake today in Yates of all places!
While visiting the TK max shop in Livingston we were lucky to discover a range of leather jackets at bargain prices.
Unfortunately i didnt qualify to buy one, as I had the wrong haircut!
Aye Limmy! right enough!
This is just another form of media for you Limmy, “Give my word the thumbs up” this sounds desperate, fucking desperate, so you can reach out to more folk. I mean the Blog, The TV show, Facebook and the Twitter pish, now this, maybe I’m away off here but come on……turn it up!
Cannae staun cunts like you, funkacycle. Seriously cannae staun cunts like you. Blinkered, bitter fucking hypocrites.
I’ve got a blog (just like you), and, like a lot of other folk who have a blog, I’m on Facebook and Twitter.
Aye, but let’s forget about them and just focus on me.
I worked hard to try and get my own telly show, and you see that as a negative, it actually pisses you off in a way. But the straw that broke the camel’s back was when I stuck a word on the Urban Dictionary. I stuck a stupid word for a type of haircut on the Urban Dictionary to see if it would take off, and that was the final straw for you.
It makes me “desperate, fucking desperate”, he says, while linking to his own blog.
Get yersell tae fuck.
Oh aye, I gave it the thumbs up. Just for you having to look at Polish porn for your art. Ahem. 184 thumbs up so far. Would be nice to see that photo, perharps we could have a contest or somethin? (Any excuse to look at shady porn gets my vote)
Peachdelights:
“You should get a Polander. Support your cause.” -couldn’t agree more.
gave you the thumbs up Limmy but I reckon if we get it to 200thumbs up you should get a hardcore Polander and get frontview, plan, and elevation photaes posted.
I was in a Polish bar last night, it was like I was in fuckin easter Island wi all the Polander heads. Fuckin class lad.
Looks like there may be some competition;
http://www.westwebone.net/imported/Polander.html
Remember what happened with the WWF (Pandas) and the WWF (Hulkster)
I still gave it a thumbs up mind, fight the power!
do they pay poll tax on a polander?
Also known as the ‘Keanu Cut’ after he sported a Polander in the film Speed.