I’ve joined Twitter. I never wanted to join Twitter, for the same reason that I deleted everycunt from Facebook: I get addicted to shite like that.
But I’ve joined, cos I noticed somecunt’s impersonating me on it. Nothing scandalous is happening, it just looks like it’s me on it, when it’s not, and there’s folk following the fucking thing. What if this counterfeit me started saying things like “I’ve just ate a bit of my own shite to see what it tastes like. I hate life.”?
So I’ve started my own one:
https://twitter.com/brianlimond
Go and add me or follow me or whatever the fuck it is.
First
Here, in aw seriousness, you know when you taste a bit of your own shite, you cannae get rid of it fae the back ae your throat for hours?
Whit?
Hahaha, just joking, fucksake.
Haha.
Sick bastards, man.
All you need now is that thing that lets people stalk you with your phone and you’re all set on the trendy social networking scene.
another internet medium to track you by!
like we’ll always know what your doing….fucking mind boggling
That’s like uber bebo.
Or so Im told.
It’ll just do yer nut in a la Facebook.
(other such shite social networking nonsense for the needy are available)
Granted, upon further reading you do have fair grounds.
Lets just hound the other guy out or poke him to fuck or wotever it is they do on there
Fucksake, I’ve been following the wrong guy for 3 days noo. Bollocks
Don’t you mean twatter?
I’ve caved – that’s me on it and following you.
I’ve not got round to joining Twitter yet. It’s the new facebook, int it? Well I still like myspace. Speaking of which, could you add me on there Limmy? I’ve tried adding you a couple of times – “Limmy doesn’t accept band requests” – so oud need to add me. You can just click my name on here to find me. S’no’ hard is it? Cheers.
I refuse to even look at the twitter site.
Even just the name of it makes me want to poke my own eyes out.
I read Demi Moore’s, Ashton Kutcher’s and MC Hammer’s Twitter regularly. I’ll add you noo Limmy.
I need to get a life.
Fucksake, I cannae keep up. Get Twitter tae fuck. This blog is plenty!
i’m on it. Although i don’t get it.
Tiff, thats funny, i often read demi moore’s and ashton cushion’s tae! well i did get bored wae bruce willis’s effort, but i recommend chic young’s page! great read, T.J yae got left 4 dead yet?
hey guys send me a tweet on twitter, we’re all twits on twitter, great guys,
pj
February 27th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
First
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Right that’s twice now I’ve seen this happen on here recently!
“First” or “first comment?” isnae a fucking comment! It just shows you up as being sad enough to be watching a blog intently for a new post that you to can “First” to! There’s another blog I used to read all the time, and when it got popular these posts started appearing, so now the first twenty comments are people rattling off “First?”, “second!” etc as fast as their sad chubby wee fingers can manage, to the point where they now claim “Podium” (a la an olympics podium where the first three to post are like cool or something). So now I just read the article and get the fuck out of Dodge, leaving the fannies to fight over who posts the shittiest non-comment.
So fucking cut it oot! I like reading this blog. Limmy: whip oot yer moderating stick and nip this shit in the bud or its the death knells for this blog ah’m tellin ye man
Right, now I’ve got that off my chest I’ll get back to no commenting at aw
P.S.) Enjoyed the show a lot and recommended it to mates, family and everybody in work… I didn’t get a showing up so good luck on getting the series.
Some cunts depressed cause he’s no gettin first comment.
Yes, my life is shite.
do another webcam thing
Right, I’ll give it a go… this twitter thing.
Just had a look on Facebook and found your new(est) profile, sent a request to it and returned to my home page. Noticed that some knob I used to work with changed his status to read “Just settling down to watch mama mia with claire” and I thought ‘Who gives a fuck?, you were a tool when I knew you, you clearly haven’t changed and remain a tool now, and I don’t fucking care what you’re doing’. This said, I allowed his request in the first place… Who’s the tool now?
So I de-activated my account. I found my anger both unnecessary & unhealthy.
I wonder if the group ‘Everybody Should Appreciate The Comic Genius That Is Limmy’ disappears now that I’ve left?… I stand by the decision to start that group. Yes I do.
here here pj, twats that post ‘first’ on the Internet, anywhere, should be banned from
the fucking intertubes. Next we’ll have cunts posting pictures of lolcats.
here here rosco, I mean… Obviously
I just joined it yesterday cos some cunt I know was on about it… dunno about it yet but
That’s you on Twitter anyway
Hah, sorry about the “first” comment, guys. I opened Limmys blog to see a post just 2 mins before I arrived, and couldn’t resist. It won’t happen again, unless I change my mind.
Better not happen again pj, or there’s gonnae be race to carve “first” in your napper with a stanley.
But thanks for apologising, it means the world to us all.
At least you’re not on twitter pj.
I didn’t know what twitter was so I clicked on the link and I still don’t really understand, but that’s OK.
Twitter is nae use unless you have friends (genuine ones, not made-up internet fake ones) on it to banter with. Following celebrities or media types who have loads of followers and who don’t care who you are or what you are up to is just plain tragic.
I have no friends on Twitter, and I see that Stephen Fry has just eaten some lobster and got pumped off a rent boy.
So, I check your site, subscribe to both your youtube pages, read your blog and now you volunteer your every waking action to twitter. Add that to me parking outside your house all day, following you and Lynn aboot (whatever one ventures oot the hoose first) and rifling through your bins. It’s stalker heaven.
no real… ah caved thursday! an only coz ah wis bored at work an wrote a wee cmd line update client… ahm oan a cmd line maist eh the day anywey, saves ye loggin in and fannyin aboot wi gui’s an that… its addictive as fk!
McNumpshis says
February 27th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
T.J yae got left 4 dead yet?
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Not yet McNumpshis, ended up buying gears of war 2 and dead space. Waiting for t left 4 dead to drop below the £20 mark. Looking forward to getting it though.
GOW2 and COD4 are some of the best games I’ve ever played yet so L4D has a lot to live up to. Anybody got these and fancy a game. I’ve not renewed my Xbox live subscription yet cos I’m going away on holiday in April so I’m waiting until I get back…… Then the gaaaaaame is oooooooon!
Fuck sake! I’m still trying to get Facebook to fuck and I’m losing touch with bebo, yer like an internet slut, offering yer ware’s tae every cunt.
Love It!
I’m wi Roach on this one. The actual name ‘Twitter’ gives me the black rage.
Hey cats, check this ouuut:
http://duffdont.blogspot.com/
Limmy involved stuff an aw’ that
Aye, fuck that. I’m with you Roach, that name is fucking gay as fuck. Until it gets a more manly sounding name like Rocky, Hunter, Wolfgang or Tyson, I’ll be avoiding it like I avoid getting fucked in the arse with another man’s erect penis.
twitters for fags just post on ya page instead
WHENS EPISODE 2??????
I feel the need to keep up to date with new things on the internet like twitter even though it’s pish as fuck because I don’t want to be one of those old cunts who can’t work the video and says to their weans ‘how do you work that megabox thing’ etc.
Just had a look at that Twitter, Christ NAW!
Being a Saescernac ( that aint the right spelling I know but cant be arsed to look it up ) i’ve gota say thats the funniest thing I’ve watched in a long while….. keep up the good work doe-ball!!!
Watch out that KAWWWWWWWWWWWWW (also known as Captain McGayPornVirus) doesn’t find out yer e-mail address and do what he does best.
Right, McNumpshis?
@ H: Are you the guy fae steps? The gay one?
Did you mean “sassenach?”
Triplepostacular!
So ye ken, that was meant to be an insult at the gay guy fae steps, no at you!
Pj, further to Roscos comment, you’re a wank.
Aye ano marky, no harm done.. apart fae gettin the sack, the supervisor didnae take kindly tae ma computer blastin oot “HEY GUYS IM WATCHIN GAY PORN” plus they’re billin me for a new pc as the virus has totally destroyed the mainframe, wis funny but!
here funkacycle, you’re paul ferris int yae
McNumpshis, no am nothing like Paul Ferris, however I can arrange a Glasgow send-off if you wish
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Glasgow%20Send-off
that twitter is just another fucking way for use to wast our time, have we no got enough a this pish what wae bebo myspace facebook noo this!!? dont forger the old msn and yahoo messenger, why do we no get fucking out to talk to folk….. naw wait that wid be weird
That wee widget’s nifty. I’m trying to keep my internet addictions to a minimum, though. I’m like a wee lab rat looking for a pellet every time i go on face book. Sad.
aye…the auld brown bullet
just thought there wis a wee resemblance there…. naw?
Mark: JI WANT STABBED?
McNumpshis: Awrite sexual
“I’m wi Roach on this one. The actual name ‘Twitter’ gives me the black rage.”
Racist.
KAWWWWW, you don’t even have a site to link to, now but yer plastic safety scissors away.
….McNumpshis, cheers but naw it’s defo not me but tell me have you every been up the campsies.
…..Limmy, do yer sel a favour, get that Twitter tae fuck!
Just read further up the post and noticed a submission by ‘The Weeman’. I don’t know if this is the guy who did the neds kru tune which has been seen by a lot of folk on youtube but if you are him i’ve got to say i saw your ‘comedy’ performance in some bar between the vicky infirmary and shawlands cross several months ago on a sunday night and you were utterly horrendous. Watching you realise you had gotten no laughs whatsoever and then deciding to scrape the barrel and ask the audience if they had seen your youtube video was absolutely dynamite!
think this kawwww character has it in for me, aye funkacycle, 4 eh us went up the campsies, 3 came back, been on a few “back road” drives… wheres that Lou who wis gien me a winch,
Derek Stillie
March 1st, 2009 at 3:49 pm
“I’m wi Roach on this one. The actual name ‘Twitter’ gives me the black rage.”
Racist.
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Fuck sake – the ‘person of colour’ rage then.
Fuck sake…..
H says
“Being a Saescernac”……………………..
H fae steps; you are a junkie, it was always there in yer choice of nickname.
But in his Saescernac language Twitter is rhyming slang. As in: “I’m on Twitter” = “i take it up the Gary Glitter”.
Best Twitter comment ever: “Just went on twitter”
Fucking “Saescernac” rest yer case……………………..
http://twitpic.com/1faqu/full
Numpshis, at wis behind the bins ya mong.
I just watched that Mr Nomi video from the link Scott posted. I’m suitably freaked out. It’s not helped my Sunday night post bevvy “fear”. Not one bit.
Twitters shite.
Thia may be the best vehicle for your type of comedy
seriously, i fell your brand of humour works best with this constant bounce-back relationship. I can actually see the end of your blog and the beginning of the twitter cyber. PersonALLY, I HATE THAT FUCKING CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON MY BIRDS WORKS LAPTOP. ANYHOO, LONG LIVE THA BLOG.
If I was on Twitter I’d post false information to keep one step ahead of my enemies.
PURE GARY TWITTER MAN!!!!!!
(shake’s head)
PURE GARY TWITTER MAN!!!!!!
I hate you
I don’t get it, what is the point of twitter exactly?
I have received some requests for me to follow them.
In the words of fat tomo. WIT FUR?
In my experience of these sites unless your a girl, if you were to see them in the street you probably wouldn’t even talk to 99% of the cunts who are your friends on the site , and you might even hide to avoid talking to them.
When I had a bebo site I used to just stare at it, and think, naw, I can’t be arsed saying anything to anyone.
PmackC, the point is Twitter is that you can read what Demi Moore’s up to.
Here Limmy, how come you havnea made a post about being nominated for the Scottish BAFTAs yet ?
Ah fuckit, I’ve resited twitter (even for Fry and David Lynch!) but I’d just feel like I was missing out now. I definitly think Stevo’s got a point.
I’m following yer! I’m HollyPn.
Lynn,
Demi just usually sends me a txt if she is up to anything interesting.
Twitter now sounds more like a stalkers site, its like sending a txt to everyone in the world without you knowing you sent it to some bugger thats going to fuck you up.
As for the people who impersonate others, that should be made illegal, I have heard of this on myspace too, when people are popular they people steal their pictures n make up a rival site.
Mental.
I’m following you too, and HollyPn and Jacmccafferty.
Is that the real one? Not real but you know what I mean. (Jac, not Holly)
Anyway, mine is rossburns
hope thats sarcasm lynn, three hunner followers? ah dnt get it, and ano you musta done a shite by noo, so how you no twittered that? peach delights wid get it even though she seems a bit …wits the word braindead
aye ano am a dick!
Re: Dave’s Post…
Naw, isnae me.
I’ve seen that guy. A toolsook. No big, no clever.
Rest assured Dave, rest assured.
“peach delights wid get it even though she seems a bit …wits the word braindead”,
Cheeky, that!
Don’t worry peach, am no singlin yae oot, half the readers/posters on here are spazzies, its cos am so handsome
I’v joined twitter now , seing as i’m nosey and dont like being left out
Oi- is that you being Jacmccafferty on twitter or someone impersonatin ye?
Hey Limmy, what kind of websites you been creating recently? I used to love your web work, i’m at college doing multimedia stuff now, any chance of seeing some of your new works of art?
All the best
Jo xxx
Aye, like a wee hairy sheep, I followed the flock over to twitter and signed up.
I feel much more content in life knowing that MC Hammer knows me, through twitter, as well as I know him.
Have i been dingied?
The bold Stephen Fry tweeted(?) “Whats the place Red and Andy go to at the end of Shawshank Redemption”
So far my good self and Stu La Disco have replied wi guess whit?
NOO’S YER CHANCE!!
Hehe I saw that BigRoundBaby, made me chuckle. If I can lure myself away from MC Hammer, P Diddy and Perez Hilton I might ask him too.
That's like uber bebo.
Or so Im told.
It'll just do yer nut in a la Facebook.
(other such shite social networking nonsense for the needy are available)