he’s moved the camera, I think he’s rubbing one out over there through the greenery. That’s either a retro telly or a microwave you’ve got blasting straight into your living/dining room… oh christ he’s back.
Limmy get yer sel into —-> http://www.livevideo.com/ set yer sel up a Limmy page, then tell cunts to tune in at whitever time you feel.
IE 4 am going for a piss chat. i`m only saying 4am as the last few nights i`ve had 2 piss roon aboot then.
You make my heart pound at the though of you, I get goosebumps just reading your name. All I dream about all day is you and your lovelyness. I’m considering getting a tattoo of a cockatoo holding a sign in it’s beak that says I Love Gino in honour of you.
Will you be mine?
Will you marry me and move to Calcutta with me to open a shed painting business?
If not I’ll throw myself off this mountain of love in to an angry valley of hated and will trace your every step until there is an opertunity and then I’ll frame you for shoplifting a packet of scotch pancakes.
Where did you get that hat
Where did you get that style
Isn’t it a nobby one
And just the proper style
I should like to have one
Just the same as that
Wherever I go they’d shout “Hello”
Where did you get that hat
Where did you get that hat
Where did you get that style
Isn’t it a nobby one
And just the proper style
I should like to have one
Just the same as that
Wherever I go they’d shout “Hello”
Where did you get that hat
The big white pole right next to you! No innuendo intended – I just really like exposed construction… You’re gonna have to go out at some point. I’d like to see webcams of all the saddo’s out there sitting watching your webcam, especially when you’re not even there. It’s got BBC 4 all over it. Hour-long show, 11pm every night, under the umbrella of “Storyville”.
Ah I see the effect of the mirror, it show up the cornicing lovely. I need my cornicing fixed. That’s why I noticed it. I have cornice envy. Is the telly to prove that it really is live and not just a video put on loop and the joke is on us?
[slaps his head at the people who didn't see it was a mirror]
My brother was working on the slates on this old country house. At lunchtime him and the other guys were in the ornamental garden eating their sandwiches. One guy looks at engraved numbers round a bird-bath and says “what’s that?”. My brother explains “its a sundial?”. He then explains that the sundial uses a shadow to tell the time and he was stunned by the news and could only say: “what’ll they think of next?”.
“My brother was working on the slates on this old country house. At lunchtime him and the other guys were in the ornamental garden eating their sandwiches. One guy looks at engraved numbers round a bird-bath and says “what’s that?”. My brother explains “its a sundial?”. He then explains that the sundial uses a shadow to tell the time and he was stunned by the news and could only say: “what’ll they think of next?”.”
Your brother sounds every bit as much of a wank as you, Del.
You sacked Live Video then? i`m watchin a bunch of fuckin wierdos the noo on it. http://www.livevideo.com/liveshow/jlynn one guy in the cam section looks like he`s planning to murder the lot of em.
“[slaps his head at the people who didn’t see it was a mirror]
My brother was working on the slates on this old country house. At lunchtime him and the other guys were in the ornamental garden eating their sandwiches. One guy looks at engraved numbers round a bird-bath and says “what’s that?”. My brother explains “its a sundial?”. He then explains that the sundial uses a shadow to tell the time and he was stunned by the news and could only say: “what’ll they think of next?”.
arielydia, that’s fucking you.”
Is it, Del? Really? Is that me? Thanks for letting me know. Talk about a mindfuck, huh? Goodness knows how my silly little brain will cope, eh? Thanks also for the unnecessary swearing.
i lost grip of reality there. i clicked onto this page just as the fererro rochet advert started and the bold cilla black started singin “something tells me….” and i started to think that you had morphed into Xander wi yer mad gay look on yer face and you wer coming on to the men on here through some sort of subliminal message…… im ok now!
Do you get the hair stuff back? Surely they should give you the option to buy postage and post the stuff back to yourself, or have it picked up? maybe they do, i wouldn’t know!
Scot, I’m miserable looking, but I’m dead happy inside.
Alanna, it’s just no worth it. Phone calls, following up phone calls, asking again if they’ve sent it yet. Anyway, the stuff was shite, it’s no Fudge, it was a Fudge copy, it was too waxy.
right. still but. some royal mail envelopes (good sized wans) behind a couter fur people tae pay a few quid and write their address and they post stuff back to themselves fae the airport wouldny be too hard fur them. imagine losin pure dear stuff like a good bottke a perfume .. its no right.
Spanna, he ‘forgot’ to acknowledge my 3 wins at the start of the game. He’s playing mind games, and like fools, we keep going back for more. When’s the next game? Hehe.
I’ve got a webcam, and I’m using Yawcam to upload an image every 20 seconds to my website. And I’ve made up a thing in Flash to load that image in every 20 seconds.
I don’t know why, but this reminds me of a story my mate told me about a taxi driver. Basically the taxi driver offer my mate twenty quid to jack aff in the back of the motor whilst he drove him to wherever he was going.
He never done it, would you have done it? I think i might have, especially if i was pished and had spent most of my money that night, twenty quid, a free taxi and a wank? I’ll have it.
no wonder you dreamt of leatherface, the cunt’s behind you. 34 ay? happy birthday. I’m 35 in two months and lookin it anaw!
ok, so you’ve moved your head a wee bit to the side and are pretending to be working on something… when’s the wanking start?
put a hand up like a diver’s symbol for I’m ok and can breathe in the next photo if you’re there… then I’ll fuck off.
That’s pure creeping me out, it’s like you are just sitting there waiting for someone to type something so you can burst into a rage and have them.
happy birthday big man. lyer woman no treatin ye to dinner?
Thats quite cool
JUMP!
Jump, ya bass!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH – Genius!
Big brother eat yer fuckin heart oot!
“ONLY SMARTIES HUV THE ANSWER!”
he’s moved the camera, I think he’s rubbing one out over there through the greenery. That’s either a retro telly or a microwave you’ve got blasting straight into your living/dining room… oh christ he’s back.
Bastard, I tried to make it look like I jumped, but you could see me running back in a big fucking blur.
Gie’s a wave!
oh dear. its like big brother. cant stop watchin, cos i’ll miss suhin.
how longs too long for me to keep watchin.
yaasss! we made our very own ‘salesman’ when we were pished the other night…wanna see it?
flash more gash
in fact, its awrite, grease 2 is on. I’ll get away after all
aw magic, guess wit im dreamin of the night. bastard
Get a stickam account Limmy!
get yer rat oot mate, gees a sqatch
ah shat it there man! it went to you sittin wi yer hand restin on yer face n i did it at exactly the same time!! pure weird as fuck min!!
Can you see me?
I’m waving at you just now.
Can you make yourself disappear then re-appear?
Limmy get yer sel into —-> http://www.livevideo.com/ set yer sel up a Limmy page, then tell cunts to tune in at whitever time you feel.
IE 4 am going for a piss chat. i`m only saying 4am as the last few nights i`ve had 2 piss roon aboot then.
just got here, how mad is this?
I bet even when the webcam is turned off Bill Gates is sat in a little room watching your life. Seriously.
So, what did you do for your birthday? Apart from cock fun videos.
See. The notepad came in handy after all. It’s practicalities like that that make life so worth while. Money well spent.
Lynn, you ever use that socket set he bought you?
I did know a guy that bought his wife a socket set and – the following year – a pneumatic jack. They are no longer together.
I’m addicted to this and I’m sitting right next to the live scene.
Wait a minute, that pad was for writing award winning ideas!
Mornin!
Yer lookin awfy sad.
Ahve got the same Ikea shelves as you.
Amazin!
Are ye gettin yer cock oot any time soon?
I must be the saddest cunt alive right now, I’m playin online bingo and checkin back here between games to see if you’re doin anything interestin.
Saddest cunt alive.
Well, except Del.
limmy do you have a job other than internet funnyman?
Fuck sakes, I was 34 yesterday too, so we share birthdays and are the same age!!!. Just as well I’m not from Glasgow eh? Get yer fucking nob oot then!
You just can’t sit still, can you?! SIT STILL!!
Can you spice it up a bit, maybe wear a hat?
get yer chebs oot!
fuck ye dain watchin loose women, a thought you were above that shit!
I Love Gino, there, I said it.
You make my heart pound at the though of you, I get goosebumps just reading your name. All I dream about all day is you and your lovelyness. I’m considering getting a tattoo of a cockatoo holding a sign in it’s beak that says I Love Gino in honour of you.
Will you be mine?
Will you marry me and move to Calcutta with me to open a shed painting business?
If not I’ll throw myself off this mountain of love in to an angry valley of hated and will trace your every step until there is an opertunity and then I’ll frame you for shoplifting a packet of scotch pancakes.
that’s some hat that!
Where did you get that hat
Where did you get that style
Isn’t it a nobby one
And just the proper style
I should like to have one
Just the same as that
Wherever I go they’d shout “Hello”
Where did you get that hat
Where did you get that hat
Where did you get that style
Isn’t it a nobby one
And just the proper style
I should like to have one
Just the same as that
Wherever I go they’d shout “Hello”
Where did you get that hat
Glad to see the laptop’s on your knees away from your baws as a recent study made a link between sterility and laptops.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article400872.ece
Warm baws = deid spunk (it said a bit more than that but that was basically the conclusion)
Fuckin hat’s a belter and glad to see you looking after the environment by wearing a scarf in the hoose.
I like your pole. The hat’s quite something, but it’s got nothing on your pole.
Ooer, it’s got nothing on my pole.
What’s my pole?
P.S. I’m getting bored of this.
…apparently using a laptop too long on one’s lap can raise the risk of infertility in men…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE!….
stop looking so depressed! you literaly have tens of perverts watching you.
most people would kill for the privelage.
tits.
Is that your ‘writing hat’?
The pole is actually the edge of a mirror which is strategically placed to give you, the viewer, a view of the telly.
….that looks exhausting….that remote looks heavy…..
The big white pole right next to you! No innuendo intended – I just really like exposed construction… You’re gonna have to go out at some point. I’d like to see webcams of all the saddo’s out there sitting watching your webcam, especially when you’re not even there. It’s got BBC 4 all over it. Hour-long show, 11pm every night, under the umbrella of “Storyville”.
Why don’t you poke your arse or something – give us something interesting to watch.
Ah I see the effect of the mirror, it show up the cornicing lovely. I need my cornicing fixed. That’s why I noticed it. I have cornice envy. Is the telly to prove that it really is live and not just a video put on loop and the joke is on us?
Thanks for the mirror/pole info Lynn! Very clever. Looking at it now though, it’s still a bit of a mindfuck.
“bit of a mindfuck”
[slaps his head at the people who didn't see it was a mirror]
My brother was working on the slates on this old country house. At lunchtime him and the other guys were in the ornamental garden eating their sandwiches. One guy looks at engraved numbers round a bird-bath and says “what’s that?”. My brother explains “its a sundial?”. He then explains that the sundial uses a shadow to tell the time and he was stunned by the news and could only say: “what’ll they think of next?”.
arielydia, that’s fucking you.
my last comment was for narelle btw
is that somecunt playing puggies on yer telly?
Eh?
Del says:
“My brother was working on the slates on this old country house. At lunchtime him and the other guys were in the ornamental garden eating their sandwiches. One guy looks at engraved numbers round a bird-bath and says “what’s that?”. My brother explains “its a sundial?”. He then explains that the sundial uses a shadow to tell the time and he was stunned by the news and could only say: “what’ll they think of next?”.”
Your brother sounds every bit as much of a wank as you, Del.
I got all confused there. Thought some posts had been deleted and we were back to the Limmy’s Live SexCam one again.
I’m reading a book the now with a scary ghost in it and the way he’s described he looks exactly like you with that goony on and hood up.
These aren’t the droids you’re looking for
you look like the guy from assassins creed.
with the grey hood up i mean, not in general.
I thought I managed to freak you out a bit there with the ‘dead air’ patter. And so the hunter becomes the hunted.
I freaked out, mate. Just lost it for a bit there.
limmy have you got a wardrobe just full of grey t-shirts ?
Naw, ah’m a tramp.
il buy you somthing mate ive just got a email there,2 million from a guy in nigeria
is coming to me.woo hoo
That’s fuckin mingin
You sacked Live Video then? i`m watchin a bunch of fuckin wierdos the noo on it.
http://www.livevideo.com/liveshow/jlynn one guy in the cam section looks like he`s planning to murder the lot of em.
awright limmy, have i missed anything, had yer baws oot or anything like that?
No much of a SEXcam, mate..
Sooooort it.
What you doing the now limmy?
what happend to live.com?
aye its only delvirin the cam bit an thats the bit i wasnt really that interested in, it was the other bit, the first bit
It’s really scary when you stare out at us like that. Wasn’t expect the picture to update when I flicked over.
Ta, they are my favourite as well!
what you doing eating after eights before eight limmy ?
Del Says:
“[slaps his head at the people who didn’t see it was a mirror]
My brother was working on the slates on this old country house. At lunchtime him and the other guys were in the ornamental garden eating their sandwiches. One guy looks at engraved numbers round a bird-bath and says “what’s that?”. My brother explains “its a sundial?”. He then explains that the sundial uses a shadow to tell the time and he was stunned by the news and could only say: “what’ll they think of next?”.
arielydia, that’s fucking you.”
Is it, Del? Really? Is that me? Thanks for letting me know. Talk about a mindfuck, huh? Goodness knows how my silly little brain will cope, eh? Thanks also for the unnecessary swearing.
Your comments are nothing but tiresome.
Get my goony off.
thats a bit scary man!
some white face paint and some lippy and your the new joker
looks like it’s leatherface’s bad week and he’s been caught short
That’s a lovely wee doll. I’ll need to get one for the baby.
check the state of you trying to look french, what a fuckin tosser
With your hair like that, you look like Michel Houellecq (French writer).
http://www.lematin.ch/multimedia/images/img_traitees/2008/05/houellebecq_article.jpg
Ahhhhhhhhh you look like a guy that hung about the swingpark when I was a kid who used to give me Smarties……turn it aff…turn it aff !!!!!!!
nice shed. that’s aff the scale. a big ten-pounder.
i lost grip of reality there. i clicked onto this page just as the fererro rochet advert started and the bold cilla black started singin “something tells me….” and i started to think that you had morphed into Xander wi yer mad gay look on yer face and you wer coming on to the men on here through some sort of subliminal message…… im ok now!
LIMMY, i saw you article in the edinburgh uni student newspaper last week! was the interview a couple of years ago cause it said you were 32??!
Limmy you’re lookin a bit worn out in that there web cam and ur previous post. What’s the deal, jetlag?
Your hair’s getting quite long at the front.
I’ve no woke up or washed yet, and I got my hair stuff taken off me at Prestwick Airport.
Do you get the hair stuff back? Surely they should give you the option to buy postage and post the stuff back to yourself, or have it picked up? maybe they do, i wouldn’t know!
There’s a lot o interest in your hair is there not?
Gies the fingers. I’ll sit and wait like the sad wee cunt iam until you do.
Limmy you look like your on death row cheer up for fuck sake !
Scot, I’m miserable looking, but I’m dead happy inside.
Alanna, it’s just no worth it. Phone calls, following up phone calls, asking again if they’ve sent it yet. Anyway, the stuff was shite, it’s no Fudge, it was a Fudge copy, it was too waxy.
right. still but. some royal mail envelopes (good sized wans) behind a couter fur people tae pay a few quid and write their address and they post stuff back to themselves fae the airport wouldny be too hard fur them. imagine losin pure dear stuff like a good bottke a perfume .. its no right.
When’s 20 questions?
That’s some comb forward to hide that spam
Did they no say that you could stick your stuff in a clear plastic bag? They sell them at the airport, 1pound for a wee ball with six bags in it.
When that things on you and you know people are watching, doesn’t it make you really self concious or do you actually quite like it?
Maybe a bit of Narccissim in there somewhere!!
TIFFANY, I ACCIDENTALLY BLOCKED YOU, LET ME WORK OUT HOW TO UNBAN YOU, I WON’T PLAY UNTIL I DO!
Is that the truth? My wee heart is breaking here!
high tension wind, step down
Thats’s Russell Brand and Johnathan Ross taken the heat right off you with your bus bomb comments.
Aw…you look so angsty, here.
That was great fun. I had to go to have my dinner. Did spanna win?
Naw Tiffany, Boutros won I think.
Boutros won. He rox major ass!!!
I shoulda won, but limmy ‘forgot’ to write down One flew over the cuckoo’s nest. tsk. I wuz robbed.
did i miss a game? i was watching Most Haunted Live! rubbish anaw!
Cheers Limmy.
Look forward to defending the crown sometime soon.
Shuldnt it be called most haunted dead?
Spanna… some nights aye! im waiting to see someone fa’ through a hole in the fler!
Are we having another session today? (Charades…. you dirty buggers)
Are you going to do a hallowe’en themed sexcam on Friday?
How’s about to make up for my failure to make Limmy’s Shock Machine, I do a special Halloween themed game of charades/20 questions?
aye
sounds good
aye
…….hates a polo-shirt that cunt limmy so he diz.
Spanna, he ‘forgot’ to acknowledge my 3 wins at the start of the game. He’s playing mind games, and like fools, we keep going back for more. When’s the next game? Hehe.
didnt see you in the last game Tiff – you were missed. I won BTW, get it up ye!
Aye you only won because I wasn’t there! Haha! Where did the post about charades go that was there today? It’s disappeared.
lookin sharp limmy. ye headin oot?
i am off to brave the cold for a long walk and rewarding myself with a pint.
How do you do that? with the still images broadcast? Cheers.
Cheers, but I’m all dressed up with nowhere to go. Just trying to make up for my shocking appearance this morning.
Off for a walk and a solitary pint? That’s how it started for me.
I’ve got a webcam, and I’m using Yawcam to upload an image every 20 seconds to my website. And I’ve made up a thing in Flash to load that image in every 20 seconds.
have nae fear limmy, i have nae intentions of launching maself intae the clyde. despite the innumerable cunts that try to waste it, life is sound.
did ye hear aboot the tally-van driver who was found deid in his van, covered in raspberry sauce and hundreds and thousands?
police reckon he topped himself.
your shed has changed direction. i think that makes you a bit skitso.
Maybe your eyesight has changed direction, ah never thought of that one did you?
i cannae read what you typed lynn, my peepers have slid round to the side of ma heid
I don’t know why, but this reminds me of a story my mate told me about a taxi driver. Basically the taxi driver offer my mate twenty quid to jack aff in the back of the motor whilst he drove him to wherever he was going.
He never done it, would you have done it? I think i might have, especially if i was pished and had spent most of my money that night, twenty quid, a free taxi and a wank? I’ll have it.