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Howdy Limmrod! Just watching your ‘save the earth video blog’. Two words.. Anger Management. Nothing more just Anger Management. Ha! Geez yer vienneta!!! ;P ps: your right. The planet will live on long past us monkey’s. Digital monkey’s. Flash monkey’s! Alsatians the lot!!! Bang tidy!
Aye but fuck…..was that Scritti Politti you listening to?
haha excellent. think am gnae be glued tae these, fuckin hillarious !
Fuck that was a loud crunch. . . .
A coke float would have been a better treat.
ye goat any sick jokes ?
Awright Limmy?
Like the idea of you going all-video for a while cos I started visiting your site after I saw the Requiem stuff. Kept coming back to see what updates had been added but ended up coming back for the blog instead (cos there was nae updates). Only thing is, won’t be able to fill the time at work on your site cos everycunt will know I’m skiving if I’m watching videos with the sound on. Swings and roundabouts, maybe you’ll dae a bit a both.
Hope I don’t come across all sycophantic and that but I thing you’re gie’in yersel too much of a hard time wi the April Fools thing. So it didnae come aff as well as you thought it would, big fucks. Hope the elderflower and Vienetta pick-me-up worked for you.
Hing on, is that MINT Vienetta?! Fuckin hell, you know you’re A-list when…………
Good news, as I’m loving the video blog – very insightful! Was the Vienetta your breakfast?
keep telling yersel that elderflower shite tastes good mate and you might start to belive it
“let’s take things into the 21st century “followed by “sorry this video is no longer available”
Accidental genius?
I had a steak sandwich for my breakfast today. BEAT THAT!
Glad yous like them so far, folks.
I had four cans of stella for breakfast today. BEAT THE WIFE!
You should pick elderflowers and make your own cordial. Then you’ll see the light.
I have to side with Heid up there, I’m only online at work and can’t really check out videos because the boss is a pure SNIDER.
Ye cannae whack a bit a’ Vienetta, unless of course you get some Ice Magic on yer ice-cream. Remember that shit? Choccy sauce that went solid when it hit yer ice cream. Tremendous.
UNABUM Says:
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:24 am |
I had a steak sandwich for my breakfast today. BEAT THAT!
Nae bother. I had a wank for my breakfast.
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
Aye, the video blogs are good, cos as much as you hate typing i hate fucking readin. gie me the telly any day, even if it is only a wee wan.
eddiemunster Says: “I had a wank for my breakfast.”
I’m pretty sure that’s called a “Belgian doughnut”.
I had this to dessert today:
http://www.diplom-is.no/index.gan?id=1704&subid=0
and it wasn`t at this place i ate it…lol
http://www.reuters.com/news/video/videoStory?videoId=70967
wonder how it smells there….
Eddiemunster says:
“What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.”
What’s the difference between light and hard?
You can sleep with a light on.
I just ate 3 strawberry tarts that a customer at my bank gave me. Ah’m no caring cos’ at 6 months pregnant my body’s gone to ratshit anyway.
I don’t even LIKE starwberry tarts that much. Would rather have had some Vienetta
I bought some of that Elderflower stuff 2day jist to see what all the fuss was about. I might as well hav drank my own piss, dunno how u drank a full pint of the stuff.;->
Ye canny beat a crispy roll n Gammon for Brekkie,
Mcghees Crispy Rolls mmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMM
mm mm mm, love the elderflower stuff. I drink it in refuges after hiking in the mountains cos that’s what mountain geeks do. And cos it’s lovely.
Is that pint of Elderflower cordial meant to be your April Fools Mk2? The first one was better mate, the one about the aids. I told my pal about it and he gutted himself laughing, didn’t even know it was meant to be an April fool, just thought he was hearing some news.
BIG face, you’re supposed to add water.
You’re borderline Nicholson in the Shining ya mad cunt.
All blog and no play makes Limmy a dull boy.
All blog and no play makes Limmy a dull boy.
All blog and no play makes Limmy a dull boy.
All blog and no play makes Limmy a dull boy.
All blog and no play makes Limmy a dull boy.
Next thing you will be winching some half-rotted auld binger in the bathroom and seeing visions of creepy wee lassies wi’ moon-heids in the close.
Lynn, knock him oot and lock him in the dry-store, then when he wakes up, lose him in the hedge maze oot the back. (or the bin huts if there’s nae hedge maze)
Ye canny beat a crispy roll n Gammon for Brekkie,
Mcghees Crispy Rolls mmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMM
you don’t half talk some pish Wilson ha ha
when we used to go to my grannies at new year & she gave us ginger cordial when the adults were toasting wi whisky. That was when we were 12 coz obviously you got whisky when you were 15 – we had morals in oor family.
Oh, yeah? Well maybe you’ll open your door one day and get a bottle of fucking gin across the face, you stupid scottish fucker. I already know where you live!
And btw, that little soldier is worth way more than 50 quid. keep off the fucking whiskey you stupid scottish fucks and you might just learn something
You really are the new Columbo you intye.
Tell me about it Eddiemunster, I got in from the gym lastnight, looking forward to having a cup of tea and putting my feet up after a hard work-out and got told to ‘stay in the kitchen and be quiet’, because Brian was filming his video blog.
“’stay in the kitchen and be quiet’, because Brian was filming his video blog.”
Some things never change, do they?
And what is he on about, soldiers and gin?
I like euey73, in my mind’s eye he’s a jolly fat fellow with an extensive scud collection and a pair of night vision goggles.
Oh aye, and probably leaves magazines about combat, martial arts and guns lying around
the flathis bedroom in his maw’s hoose to impress anyone who ever drops by.Nice one Limmy or should I say columbo? You should get the cunts address and start signing him up for all kinds of junk mail and all that shite. Either that or send him a shite in a whisky bottle.
T.J.Hooker Says: “a shite in a whisky bottle”
It’d be a right mess getting it in there, unless it had wee hinges on it.
euey73 your soldier is only worth more than fifty quid to whatever lonely old pervert or sad spotty virgin who would collect such pointless shite. Tell me, is it in it’s original packaging and in mint condition? Ya fucking wank.
I have five words for you.
“go and get a burd”
I had to take some weeping scab samples to the clinic the other day for a patient who has suspected leprosy. Only think I could carry them in discreetly was a Greggs box – we were joking they looked like strawberry tarts. How we laughed… Anyway, I think I left them in the bank. If anyone finds them, call your local disease control clinic immediately.
just thinking it probably isnae the real euey73, just some cunt at the wind up and I am biting like a fish.
Ach well. Fuck you, the kid on cunt as well!
T.J.Hooker Says:
April 4th, 2008 at 1:16 pm |
Nice one Limmy or should I say columbo?
See, me and you have always been like that *does wee telepathic point to my head point to your head wave*
euey73, sounds like a fucking Baw-rash!
Works in a bank….
“Novelty” Simpsons tie on….
Fat gut hingin over his sweat and pish soaked troosers….
Workmates avoid the cunt like the fuckin plague….
Had a burd once, but she gied him a penalty kick, due to his smelly pelvis.
I’d like to shite in that whisky bottle too, if you get round to sending it.
Limmy spied outside The Halt Bar biking-about in the sunshine….
I was an easily forgettable rasta-hatted, gay-bar-bright-yellow-shirt wearing, red beard sporting individual trying hard not to look like I was checking you out…
My apologies if I failed…
Get the new maps tonight, Limmy. They’re pish, but still get them.
Well done Limmy, Fucking spot on, theres loads of cunts like Euay73 out there, i Bet hes a fat sweaty Munter, and he was propably a fat sweaty Munter that got bullied at school, and the xbox is giving him a chance to get rid of his demons, Fucking MUNTER
CoD 4 is great.
It’s a major distraction!
Im glad someone says “fuckin” nearly as much as i do.
These “Xbox warrior” wankstains are always sayin “Piss off you Jock” in an obnoxious weak half arsed accent. Would they say that if you were standing in front of em?
ha ha you scottish fucking scum. you even get the stanley knives out for a piece of shit on some dickhead’s shitty website.
Having a few beers here with the lads – not fucking whisky you toothless fucking lard eating fuckers – and the girls, and not our fucking sisters either and having a right laugh at you lot. making plans to come up to edinburgh at the festival. we’ll fucking see you there limmond. you better book early folks, one night only, he’ll be.
ha ha
Just had a look at this Euey73 cunt’s ebay listing. ‘A must have for any collector’ – fucking says it all. Looks like the listing has had 37 hits so far. I bet 36 of them are aff cunts fae limmy’s site.
Other ‘kwality’ items on offer are a Kahuna divers watch and a pair of Corgi tanks (No rhyming slang intended).
Have a swatch.
I just sent him a message via Ebay so let’s hear his side of the story. The wee 12 year old had perhaps noised him up badly and you never heard that part .
I hate them daft english fuckers on call of duty 4. Love tae spanner there nose in.
Ah dont know. I like it. But Im on the shrooms and it feels your in my house. Lets get that fucker. What his address. Lets scare him.
this is an old game of ours limmy – but a good one
mind that wee cunt on yer old forum that was spouting of about how rape was great and that women love it etc etc
limmy does wee search – turns out the boy is a student at glasgow uni
some members sent letters to the head of student services / department heads warning them of the danger of this guy – others bated him into revealing his location and turned up with a bag of tools.
world saved again – by psychopaths mind you – but they meant well
Yvonne Says:
April 4th, 2008 at 4:46 pm |
T.J.Hooker Says:
April 4th, 2008 at 1:16 pm |
Nice one Limmy or should I say columbo?
See, me and you have always been like that *does wee telepathic point to my head point to your head wave*
You’re right Yvonne. All the more reason for you to come oot in the town with me. I’ll treat you to a steak meal at a Wetherspoons of your choice and I’ll include your return bus fare to Clydebank. I’m dead good me and I have a good stand up wash in the sink once a week.
Limmy…… I think you’ll need to buy yourself a new hat soon. I hear wedding bells!
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssss!
U seen this mate…?
http://www.hmv.co.uk/hmvweb/displayProductDetails.do?ctx=280;-1;-1;-1&sku=712375&batuid=1000&WT.mc_id=101450
Treat yersel pal.
‘euey73′? If your name is Euan or Ewan your anti-scottish rant can only mean you have Scottish blood. Did you have a Scottish dad who deserted you? If it is someone at the windup fair play – certainly spiced up this thread. If you’re the real mccoy fair play again. You’re a wank!
murphy Says:
this is an old game of ours limmy – but a good one
mind that wee cunt on yer old forum that was spouting of about how rape was great and that women love it etc etc
limmy does wee search – turns out the boy is a student at glasgow uni
some members sent letters to the head of student services / department heads warning them of the danger of this guy – others bated him into revealing his location and turned up with a bag of tools.
world saved again – by psychopaths mind you – but they meant well
__
Please tell me yer fuckin kidding? I’d gathered the folk at the uni can be useless at times, but…shit.
# Cammy Says:
April 5th, 2008 at 3:21 am |
I hate them daft english fuckers on call of duty 4. Love tae spanner there nose in.
I like what you did there Limmy. You masqueraded as me by posting a message to ruin any relationship that I might have developed witn Eeuey. Ooh you are so Machievellian!
Has he been in tocuh with threats of legal action yet? I did not get a response yet but think you may have spooked him.
I with what Hied said.
Even the about the Vienetta. FTW BTW
BALLS. Pissed.
that should read:
57.
I’m with what Hied said.
Even the about the Vienetta. FTW BTW
Terribly sorry. And does anyone know where once procure a Viannetta in Leith at this ungodly hour?!
To be fair, that could be any time of the day. Swings and roundabouts I guess. ‘Cept they took the swings away. Pish!
Naebdy’s bid on his wee ski man yet. Or his pish watch and tank set. I think you should buy the lot Limmy, just to show there’s no hard feelings. AYE RIGHT!!!
Just done a wee google search myself there, seems he has changed his nick to try cover his tracks, seem like abit of a shitebag tae me.
Anyway, for your pleasure..
eueymeister73
or..
http://feedback.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=eueymeister73&ftab=AllFeedback
you dont get that sort of abuse on Playstation 3 gaming
King Rossco and heid
thats me fucked inaw – the boss wont let sound play on work computers
Ha, ha – Good work BHB – the guy’s a marked man for life.
euey73 Says: “and the girls, and not our fucking sisters either and having a right laugh at you lot”
You wouldn’t be saying that if you saw our sisters, mate.
T.J.Hooker Says:
April 5th, 2008 at 1:07 pm |
You’re right Yvonne. All the more reason for you to come oot in the town with me. I’ll treat you to a steak meal at a Wetherspoons of your choice and I’ll include your return bus fare to Clydebank. I’m dead good me and I have a good stand up wash in the sink once a week.
Sorry mate, I’m a weedy wee herbivore – make it a veggie meal then maybe we can talk.
Also, the 62 to Faifley is rough at night and I don’t fancy getting chibbed on my way home. Stretch to £2.80 for the train?
Well he is probably an alright guy as he’s got all positive feedback. He’s now learned his lesson, that discretion is the better part of valour.
Euey73 “we’ll fucking see you there limmond”
Haha, Half ae us will be there too, whiskey bottle over yer face.
I Don’t Mean You Btw Limmy, I Ment Eueys Face Haha.
I miss the typed up blogs!
‘Mulacs’ says:
April 6th, 2008 at 3:17 am |
“And does anyone know where once procure a Viannetta in Leith at this ungodly hour?!”
Next time you (understandably) need a viennetta in Leith at 3.15am try the wee 24hr scotmid near the foot of Leith walk, by Smiths Pl. And dont forget to give some spare change to the predator/shaman/arthur or whatever name he’s going by these days. Happy to help!
Gees a puff
Two’s up mucker
lynn Says:
“I miss the typed up blogs!”
Only because you get kicked oot the room while he’s filming these.
Build another jeg big man; Ah’m skantin fir a puff.
I’m a recovering Bic addict. I need to stand at the counter in Woolies and they watch me while I write a letter with a pencil.
Im not happy about this.
You have got the wrong guy.
You will be hearing from my lawyer via xbox live.
ya huggest bastart! Ah’m no’ smokin’ the beef.
Looks like a nice bit a’ black yer smokin man.
I keep coming back just to hear that impression of the english guy “oh drink ya fuckin whiskyyy”
SUPERB:
Folks, do a google search for ‘euey73′ – first thing up is Limmy’s video on YouTube. That guys’s getting owned for the rest of his life.
Cloov, just watch yourself on COD4, I’m getting better by the day so ah um.
If you jiggered the animation to be less robotic in the movements and more like how a real wean would dance, that would be out of order.
very out of order
AND one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen!
away to get myself into that stuff right now – the software that is . . .
Glad ye like it.
Here’s the tutorial that taught me the puppet thing:
http://www.adobe.com/designcenter/video_workshop/?id=vid0274
cheers – what is her accent all about by the way – very annoying.
try this one – I’d love to see a real politician or police offical say if it is out of order or not in a kind of “yes or no” style
as i am not in the country to do it then maybe one you lot could ask your local MP for their verdict . . .
out or order? the nation decides!
ahhh, nice one
Was that Vanishing Point you used for the 3D thing?
Pretty impressive
The unshaven Limmy was just a bit disturbing ….
Joe, I tried out the vanishing point thing on some other photies, but I kept fucking it up. I’ve just got me and the pole on one 3D layer and the background on another, and I moved the camera in.
Quality bit of animation and naw it’s no’ pseudo-porn. So does that mean it’s awright if I have a sherman whilst I watch it?
(that was mibbe a wee bit far eh)
controversial? Mibbe. Funny? Too fuckin right.
It’s ok and hilarious becuase it’s you. If you did one of my wee brother I’d be ragin.
any chance you can do the animation with a bottle of whiskey in the hand and maybe have the words “ahhh, drink ya fucking whiskey” looping? and it really did. look at those EYES!
It’s only out of order if you’ve had a wank over yersel as a wean. D’ye reckon ye can ye get done for that?
Top Class
whatever you do…keep on saying “It’s a toughie….it’s a toughie” – very very god phrasology and very apt?
oi limmy, where’d the euey video go – get it bk up son