Gordon Brown: “God bless”

I’m talking about Gordon Brown’s video message to American Idol, where he signed off with the blessing: “Thank you and God bless you all.”

Things are getting worse, aren’t they?

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46 Responses to Gordon Brown: “God bless”

  1. Rab says:

    God bless Max Headroom.

    Is that the same God that disnae seem to be blessing they 3,000 weans every day, I wonder… ?

  2. murphy says:

    more headshaking than george clooney – and check how cheery he is until he remembers he is talkin at about weans dying – then sad – then ahppy again that he is getting agreat deal on mozzy nets – he gives us non-tight scots a bad name!

    on the plus side the bbc video software is much better than it used to be

  3. RscopColtne says:

    he’s got something really heavy inside his chin that keeps pulling it down. I wish he would stop this weird partial jaw dislocation thing!

  4. Matt says:

    god bless you all? mon lets get a grip. :|

  5. jamiejamie says:

    he’s trying to shore up the north american evangelical postal voters.
    getting carried away with himself, being on in the US he was trying to be all presidential

  6. fionaf says:

    We’re getting more Americanised by the day. Makes me want to VOMIT. Why can’t we model ourselves on Scandinavia or somewhere like that. No wonder the country’s going down the toilet. Bet he doesn’t even BELIEVE in God, he just wants to lick George Bush’s arse. Am depressed now.

  7. Leona says:

    Nah, he’s just canny, he knows the Americans are more into thanking God and stuff. It’s all PR.

  8. theTosh says:

    Are you sure he didn’t say,

    “Thank you and Gord bless you all!”

  9. Limmy says:

    Rab Says:
    Is that the same God that disnae seem to be blessing they 3,000 weans every day, I wonder… ?

    Spot on, spot on.

  10. King Rossco says:

    I’d rabbitpunch Gordon Brown’s baws intae next week, given half the chance.

  11. Minted Stereo says:

    The Gord Delusion?

  12. Gordon Brown says:

    A fuckin love that program its pure mintit.

    Aw aye, thank you and God bless you all

  13. lynn says:

    Satan is filling y’all with hate.

  14. Martin says:

    I heard that on the news today and immediately thought… what a tool!

  15. David says:

    awrite limmy, just thought ad mention i overheard a burd in ma work tonight talkin about you (she was reinacting the ‘i got it fae blue’ sketch of yours’).

    just thought ad mention her words went somethin like :

    “aw honestly ye hiv to go on this site, limmy.com its this glaswegian guy that sits in his flat and he’s on smack or eccies or suhin like that and makes aw these funny videos and shit”

    hahaha smack or eccies!!??

  16. Roach says:

    Smack or eccies? She’s fuckin’ clueless. Clearly it’s smack AND eccies. With some WH Smith for the comedown.

  17. murphy says:

    David is that really how she talks?

    . . . SACKED!

  18. King Rossco says:

    Here, should we comment on the videos in the video thread? Anyway, I think it’s awright if it’s yourself, but I’d warn folk no to look at that video in work…

  19. Joseph Elms says:

    Dont tell me your still going on about this? I thought I told you.

  20. Limmy says:

    King Rossco, post a wee video response in YouTube please. Aye, an actual video.

    Joseph, I thought you were just defending the Pope or something.

  21. Iain Shaw says:

    Hahaha – smack and eccies. Looking forward to the “Limmy – my drug hell” article that’s no doubt in the post.

  22. I'm an alligator says:

    Gordon Brown’s lack of personality foreshadows where this country is going.

  23. Limmy says:

    I officially now hate the cunt.

  24. Speedy Midget says:

    I liked Bono that time at the Barras better when he stopped the music and done the slow hand clap, saying ‘every time i clap my hands a child dies in Africa’ and the cunt in the crowd shouted ‘stoap clappin yer hons then’.

    20 million nets for 900 million people, there’ll be nae room for the mozzies under they nets. oh, right, so that’s how they work.

  25. King Rossco says:

    Limmy Says: “post a wee video response in YouTube please. Aye, an actual video.”

    Are you pulling my leg?

  26. lynn says:

    I feel really let down by Gordon Brown. He always seemed nice on GMTV, I had high hopes for him.

  27. eddiemunster says:

    They’ve all got Mick McDades anyway, yo-yo knickered african scutters.

  28. Bonus Wullie says:

    There’s not one MP that isnae a wank. Not one.

  29. Graham says:

    fionaf Says:

    April 10th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
    We’re getting more Americanised by the day.

    No Fiona, I think you’ll find that we’re getting more Americanized by the day!

  30. Mawhrin-Skel says:

    Comment, criticism and vitriol. All fine, it’s our right and privilige. Criticism is easy though – fucking do something about it if yer that fussed. If the UK is such a shite hole – leave. If ye don’t want tae leave – engage in something that ye think might change things: could be politics, activism, passive protesting, terrorism at a stretch (it’s good enough for the US). Whatever, just do something. I’m bored of people talking shit all the time. Nae cunt does anything.

    An naw, ahm no daein any of the above, nor do I constantly moan about the state of things.

  31. Limmy says:

    Mawhrin, you’ve missed the point and you’re talking shite.

  32. Mawhrin-Skel says:

    Ah well

  33. Minted Stereo says:

    Rab Says:
    “‘member this? ”
    “http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8Tov0B-BEQ”

    The The: Nice.

    Been listening to them all week. Matt Johnson is turning out to be some sort of visionary.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lel0PzhU6Pk

  34. dufftownjim says:

    God save the Queen …..and Paul Rogers too!

  35. seanuts says:

    hey

    kinda off topic, but i know you like moaning, and i know you like sweets, so…

    the other day i was looking at some cadburys chocolate bars in a shop, and came across these new fancy wrappers, you may have seen them. instead of the shiny glossy packets cadburys chocolate have had for ever, these are sleeker, like brushed metal. they look fancy as hell. this is because they are covering a horrible con.

    im talking about the 250g range of bars, dairy milk, fruit and nut, crunchie, everything that came in a 250g bar. theyve changed the packaging, and cut the bar down to 230g. fair enough perhaps, but they havent changed the price, youre still being charged what you were being charged for 250g, but getting 230g. thats almost 10% less.

    what makes this worse is the new bars are almost idendical in size to the old bars, they havent removed squares or anything – they must have skimmed a gram of chocolate off the top of each square. they clearly did this thinking that no one would notice, while theyre sitting raking in nearly 10% more money.

    nonsense.
    its getting worse.

  36. Pocketmuncher says:

    Politicians are rubbish, does my gravatar work?

  37. Pocketmuncher says:

    Yes it fucking does, it only fucking works.

  38. Wilson says:

    Aye Fuck politics

  39. eddiemunster says:

    gordon brown has a face like a badly stuffed bean bag

  40. Cammy says:

    Seanuts they are not making ten per cent more money, all other things being equal. The amount of revenue would be the same in case. Their costs will have gone up for milk, cocoa, fuel to power the factory machinery, fuel to transport the goods and the minimum wage has gone up so they will be paying staff more. We got off lightly.

  41. Marc says:

    RE: Limmy Says: “I’m talking about Gordon Brown’s video message to American Idol, where he signed off with the blessing: “Thank you and God bless you all.”

    Things are getting worse, aren’t they?”

    things always get worse when religion mixes with politics, im sure big tony wont agree though, the hundreds of thousands he has donated to settn up religious schools, as for big gordy, well, at first i thought he was gonny be a good PM but after him saying that then he and tony and gwb should all go away tae one of they mad cults…..

  42. Marc says:

    doh!!! forgot aboot awe that iluminati stuff

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