I’ve been wearing the same three tops for years noo. And the same jaiket for even longer. Time to get some new clothes, cos I know that people are talking about me behind my back, I know that everycunt thinks I’m a tramp, I can just tell.
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whatever you do, dont buy a Superdry jacket. i bought one last year and saw about 10 folk wearing it over the course of walkin down Buchannan St on sunday.
(they weren’t wearing my actual jacket, its not like they’d knocked it and passed it around…but it was annoying)
I suggest a nice snug fitting cardigan, some skinny jeans, plimsoles (aka barlinnie break-oots), a trench-coat and a yasser arafat scarf, perhaps get yourself a nice a-symetrical choppy hairdo whilst you’re at it. Mibbe a day-glo belt and white-rimmed shades tae.
That’s what aw the cool kids are intae these days.
Hence why I am so chuffed to be auld and miles oot.
I think i`m gonna buy a new pair of jeans cause there fuckin honkin but I love em.
Did I spot you, very briefly, on an advert for something on BBC 2 last night?
Standing, smiling in a black jacket.
My wife says it was, but I’m not convinced.
Are you gonnae ditch the polo shirts for that sleeveless trackie? It’s a fuckin’ steesher.
“Yi’v had the same jeans on for 4 years now yer gonnae go tae the disco, in the middle of the tooon”
why not buy reversible garments and then you can switch between the two ‘styles’? or maybe drop clothes entirely and go for body paint? or hunt, kill, skin and then wear various animal pelts? or become a nudist? or just go to primark with £20 …
Haha, Ayee don’t get the usual superdry jacket. I bought the bad boy before it was fucking poplularr the guru that I am… But now every fucking person has one, I even seen and auld fart down hamilton with one on the other day… sad timesss….
Take a visit to my shop mate, im running a weee designer clothes shop in hamilton called enigma, ill sort you out looking sharp as fuck, discounted of course since yer show was a belteer
if ye dont pay me a visit ill hunt you down though hahah
By all means, buy an entire new wardrobe – you’ve worked hard and you deserve to treat yourself. HOWEVER, a word of warning – DO NOT, under any circumstances, wear every new item at the same time with the misguided idea that you’ll look really spot-on and ‘trendy’. Cos’ you won’t.
Wearing an outfit entirely comprised of brand new clothes screams ‘wanky-knob-fannybaws’ to all who have the misfortune to be exposed to your ‘I’ve just been given £200 of Next vouchers for my birthday and I spent them on this’ fashion nightmare.
Integration, on a gradual basis, with your existing wardrobe is far less likely to make you look like a prick.
Aye avoid the Superdry jacket…seen 6 of them today, record low.
Somebody got their paypacket from the festival.
Christmas casual no more, eh?
Settle an argument please. I have drawn a few compliments in my lilac Jasper Conran jumper (from the ladies). Does this make me a bent shot?
Aye, get new trainers an aw – they Aldi ones are sniders.
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Too Obvious?
What’s the best thing to wear over a beer belly, apart from a burka?
Hey Scandinavian Girl what’s the latest fashion where you are? Are Moonboots fashionable?
I was just thinking the other day that I quite liked the man-in-cardigan thing that’s about just now. Not the skinny jeans though, don’t even think about it.
i dont get the skinny jeans (especially with a baggy erse) at all… since when has lookin like youve literally shat yourself been fashionable/acceptable?
# Cammy Says:
March 26th, 2008 at 11:17 pm |
What’s the best thing to wear over a beer belly, apart from a burka?
a tee or just
nothing !!
latest into fashion & clothes..
i dunno honestly as I mix and match my own style- that what fashion is all about.
moon boots .. we do have them yep..
Whit’s a “superdry jailkit”?
Any pics?
Fucksake me and Mick the Greek used to dress like that when we went tae the ultratech and Panama Jax Circa 1986 it looked pish then tae.SportsJacket and Jeans my friend a nice tweed one never goes out of fashion.
Glesgas going doon hill these days it was a fashion capital in the 80s especially when ye shopped in Jack the Lads up the Trongate,skintight Stapress and Harringtons Great Shop.