I’d just like to claim the copyright on that headline when Patrick Swayze comes out the other end.
Here he is in that classic moment on Oprah, ladies. Swoon!
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Wouldn’t work dahn sarf
“Dirty Darncer beats the, er, carncer.”
Or alternatively, if it’s not looking good for old Pat:
It’s a No Chancer For Cancer Dirty Dancer
he should just tell the cancer tae get oot his dance space or that naebody puts swayze in the corner.
Aw the man is such a fud.
And is it only certain types of women who like that fuckin fudfest of a film?
And them two weddin wanks aff youtube look like the kind of people who you’d wipe yer arse on their embroidered hand-towels then climb out their bathroom windae if you were ever unfortunate enough to get invited round to their hoose.
If the big alky facelift doesnae come out the other end i’m havin ‘Swayze’s Pushin Up Daisys’ before anybody else, naw ‘Swayze, Ghost!’
he’s fucked.
no be long till he’s a ghost fur real.
woaaaaaaa maaa loveeee, ma darrllllin.
I thought he was ace in Road House. Ripped that cunts throat out!
SNAP should release a new version of their classic “Rhythm is a Dancer”
Swayze is a dancer,
He’s got fuckin’ cancer.
Shortly he will lose his hair.
His best role was in Donny Darko! (The rest of his career was fairly unwatchable.)
I’d like to see yeez aw saying this in front of Roadhouse Swayze.
BAM! Roundhouse kick right in the fucking throat!
Fook, that’s us all fucked if big Pat has got it. He’s got right old now. His face is like a bag of hatchets just like Gordon Ramsay.
Get well soon Pat, our thoughts are with you.
nobody puts cancer in the corner
I’ve always been keen on the rhyming-slang euphonism ‘Ballroom Dancer’ as a more pleasing way to refer to an otherwise terminal condition. But you couldnae use the word ‘dancer’ twice in the same headline. That, apparently, is against the rules of shitey journalism.
Rambo. Swayze. Cancer. Predictions of death. Shameless plugging of your new show.
Where’s your sense of humanity gone? Eh?
Cheers Limmy. Great spotted. You can claim copyright on that photo.
Wow; what a moment for the lady, thats something to remeber for a long time for her..
I have begun my countdown to the Scotland travel. I look forward to it all
I think someone is secretly trying to kill off the cast of Road House with cancer. Jeff Healy (the blind guy that plays the guitar while that whory blond uses him as a stripper pole) died of it last week and now Swayze’s got it! Do we know of anyone else from the film that’s got the big C? Maybe that ponce with the mullet and knife boots? Or that fat guy that drove the monster truck? Let me know if you do.
Theyre saying he has 5 weeks tae live, imagine if he announced he wis gay or something, fucking mass murderer, en didny die or. Emm, aye a was kidin on yoos by the way, haha.
If he was a wee bit bigger he’d be a bead wee bugger.
Dirty Dancer Cancer Answer
Nobody Puts Patty in the Coroner
The Ghost Ain’t Toast
one of the lassies here pure has the hots for him
She says that in he has the sexiest back of any man alive
I think she needs help…
Never mind….he’s had the time of his life!
I poop too much and then I get tired
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mibbe noo his pointier-faced, bevvy-merchant bro don swayze can take over at last!
http://images.zap2it.com/20040706/killbill2pr/040_don_patrickswayze_killbill2.jpg
Apparently he’s responding well to treatment…
The doc’s will open up the bold “Dalton” to operate and say, they’d thought the tumours would be bigger.
Look-a-like Says:
March 7th, 2008 at 11:09 am |
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he’s no’ ma da!
Nobody puts Swazye in a coroner’s.
Jamie Says:
March 6th, 2008 at 7:47 pm |
Theyre saying he has 5 weeks tae live, imagine if he announced he wis gay or something, fucking mass murderer, en didny die or. Emm, aye a was kidin on yoos by the way, haha.
That’s all that’s keeping me from being a gay mass murder… the worry of getting caught.
Dave Says:
March 6th, 2008 at 9:25 am |
Wouldn’t work dahn sarf
“Dirty Darncer beats the, er, carncer.â€
whit the fuck is that guy oan aboot? ye get some amount a shite on this. A was pishin masel at the DIRTY DANCER BEATS THE CANCER it wis funny.
then that cunt comes away wae “Wouldn’t work dahn sarf”
that guy needs davie robertson to pen-trick his fuckin eye-ball in for bein so bloody stupit
Looking forward tae Ghost 2 already.
Just like the first but nae need for computer tricks or graphics.
Bet he wished he picked his nose and eat it now in his younger days, it’s well known this helps fight cancer of the belly area’s.
I had a dream last night.
Swazie comes out of the hospital waving his hands in the air shouting “Im cured Im cured !” unfortunately the noise caused Robbie Coltraine who was having a sneaky fag out of an upstairs window to have a heart attack and fall 5 stories .
Killing both of em!
oh! have we done this story afore….