“The leader of the Roman Catholic Church in Scotland has had a pacemaker fitted following recent heart problems”, says this.
One minute he’s going on about how that whole embryology bill thing could lead to experiments of “Frankenstein proportions”, the next he’s attaching mad fucking cyborg implants to the heart God gave him.
Just making it up as they go along.
Aye, good point Limmy. Fuck the hipocitical cunt. I hope that the batteries run oot on it! That’ll teach him.
Right, I’m away now to knock up an embryo omlette on toast.
Your child could be splatted… by a roboplegic wrongcock.
He’ll be coming out next saying touching choir boys is wrong…………
“Just making it up as they go along.”
They’re not. It’s scripted.
I think we should be making Frankensteins – I’d have one as a butler, and another one as a chauffeur.
He’s too late to be complaining about frankenstein-type experiments, have you not seen the nick of some of the mutant looking fuckers stoatin’ aboot Glasgow?
FTP
God gave him that duff heart?
christ if my boss did that id have him on an industrial tribunal.
did anyone witness the headline on the news last week?-
‘Motherwell bishop declares outrage towards homosexuals for milking sympathy from the holocaust.’
i kid you not. it was right after the interview with the ex-squaddie who has had a sex change and tried to kill his/her/its self.
swear to god. someone else musta seen it.
Aye, ah saw it. Here’s a bit about it here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/ni/2008/03/scottish_bishop_in_gay_holocau.html
A vile religion.
Agreed that it’s ridiculous. What’s the alternative? At least if you have people believing in catholicism, you can at least predict how the people that believe in fairy stories are going to behave. If you get rid of religon, people will start believing in all sorts of other shite instead, getting up to god knows what.
Why doesn’t he just magic his heart right with a prayer? Surely god wants to keep the few that spread his word in good nick? That’s why priest are always so old… god keeps them around forever. The only young ones you see are those long haired ones with the “new ideas” that usually involve going about with a motorcycle or a guitar.
Only last week they had a big meeting in Rome to decide some modern day sins to add to the already long list…
No joke…they came up with…Excessive wealth! This means that if you’re wealthy beyond your means you have to go to confession!
All this coming from an institution that own so many priceless artefacts that if you viewed each one from 20 seconds you’d be there for 14 years!
Mental, the lot of them.
he has lost his mind. cheers for the link.
and ‘vile’ is an understatement.
How much do you, in reality, know about this ‘vile religion’, apart from what you have read on websites?
What the fuck are you on about with the “in reality” and “apart from what you have read on websites” shite? Do you think I’m the fucking Lawnmower Man or something, living as binary in the information superhighway?
I’ve been an aetheist since the time my church youth group had some punter in giving a talk on the deadly dangers of smoking. He made it sound worse than paedophilia, wi slides and everything. Well, you can imagine my disillusionment (is that even a word?) when, during the interval, the bloody MINISTER gets out his pack of 20 Bensons and smokes about 3 in 15 minutes !!!!!!
Talk about hypocritical. And he bought some kind of doctorate or something from one of those made-up universities that you get in America, and started to refer to himself as ‘DR’. What a wank.
Religion causes nothing but grief and makes folk get raging for no reason. And if there was a God, you’d think he would look after his employees and not allow their hearts to go tits-up. I mean what is the point of spending a lifetime conditioning someone to spout all your crap and then have them cark it just at the point when they are at their most powerful and have the highest profile. Not good busines practice that.
“What the fuck are you on about with the “in reality†and “apart from what you have read on websites†shite? Do you think I’m the fucking Lawnmower Man or something, living as binary in the information superhighway?”
This made me spray coffee all over my desk.
Thank you.
By ‘in reality’ i was referring to the hundreds of millions of people who follow the Catholic faith and who take a great deal of comfort and solance from it, especially in times of hardship. Are all these people ‘vile’? Vile parents taking their vile little children to the vile church to follow vile traditions?
And what I meant by ‘read on websites’ was the fact that the statement about Catholicism being vile is supported by two links to websites with articles about two specific church leaders, one a hypocrite the other probably a gay Nazi.
Its a strong statement to make, vile, and, from a very very funny guy, not really very funny.
Sa fuck yeez aaaaaaaaaaaawwww!
http://imdb.com/title/tt0116839/
Thanks!
Atheists are really starting to burst my tits. Everyone’s kneeling at the Church of Atheism now days. It now seems totally acceptable for Atheists to ram their staunch beliefs down anyones throat. I encountered this recently at a post club party in my house and some lassie decided to have another rant about religion out of the blue. I have my own personal beliefs which i’ll keep personal, but it seems at times that atheists are little better than their religious conterparts. Dogmatic and narrow-mided.
Ooh, kinky!
Touché Limmy. Touché
Don’t touch me ya dirty bastard!
iAthiests. The worst kind.
I copyright that by the way.
“iAthiests”
I like it. I’m gonnae use that.
“God disnae exist. If ye don’t believe me – search google”
Exactly
but remember its copyrighted
limmy said: “One minute he’s going on about how that whole embryology bill thing could lead to experiments of “Frankenstein proportions”, the next he’s attaching mad fucking cyborg implants to the heart God gave him.”
all the proddies will be running up tae him with big magnets and pointn mobile phones at his chest..
“Just making it up as they go along.”
They're not. It's scripted.