American elections this, American elections that

It doesn’t matter who gets in. It’s not safe for me to say how I know that, but here’s a few hints:

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33 Responses to American elections this, American elections that

  1. Nick Taylor says:

    Everything is always an inside job.

  2. Nicole says:

    VVVVVVVVVVVVVVV!!!!! I totally forgot about this show! I have to admit though, I always favoured Buck Rogers.

  3. anderson says:

    V used to terrify me as a a kid. it probably still would.
    “JESUS! the woman on TV just ate a budgies head!” tears and terror.

    shed still get it.

    and davie icke, what a fuckin loonie. do u think someone spiked him some real strong acid somewhere along the line?

  4. Roach says:

    “Amazing confirmation that a reptilian extraterrestrial race has controlled the world for thousands of years.”

    How can anyone argue with that?

    Is that one of those DVD’s where all claims are proved to be true by shouting “FACT” at the end of every sentence?

    Have you seen it?

  5. Del says:

    V is legend. Its on a par with Lost.

    The people that run the world on behalf of the lizards?
    The Bilderberg Group http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bilderberg_Group

  6. Robin says:

    He’s definitely a loony, thinks lizards run the world. I remember him getting laughed off for being paranoid on a TV show in Canada, he was trying to tell them that the Anti-Defamation League were out to get him.

    Then on this documentary on him, you saw the anti-defamation league having a meeting where they were discussing how they were going to “get” him. So he wasn’t THAT paranoid. The anti-defamation guys reckoned that when he was saying “lizards” he really meant “jews”. If you listen to him enough though, he really does mean lizards.

  7. Jesus says:

    I just want another cunt mad on war.
    Im dying to pick up a ak47 and hit the trenches.
    Which way am i shooting?

  8. JJ says:

    David Icke isnae a loonie he’s pretty clued up to be fair. As for acid, its not a bad thing either. Made me a better a person for sure… but everyones different.

    and yes, it doesnt matter who gets in as american president. obviously Bush isnt actually ‘running’ america. thats ridiculous.

  9. SHAKE THE ROOM says:

    A Reckon they didnae bank on that kant fae the Port..did they..!!the super bowl dude..pure bootin the last baw tae won the gemm..he is now up for the usa president gig..!!his hof mad brother is a state pen lifer..!
    well you know what they say..you can take the man out of..etc..etc

  10. Rab says:

    Funny that, I just read Childhood’s End by Arthur C Clarke the other week. Chapter two of it inspired V apparently. Lizard-like aliens called “Overlords” lead humanity out of its collective childhood type of shite.

  11. King Rossco says:

    I read a book (Them by Jon Ronson) about David Icke, Bilderberg Group etc – there’s a camp out in California “they” all go and get dragged up and watch Wicker Man-style fake sacrifices and this kind of carry-on. John Major’s been, a few other MPs, plus one or two royals, I think. I’d probably be inclined to like the monarchy if it turned out they actually were giant lizards. I’d be oot wi the union flags and Diana tea towels and aw that.

  12. eddiemunster says:

    I’ll be safe as houses in my turquoise shellsuit.

    You’s are aw fucked but, hard lines!

    America would probably rather have lizards running the country than darkies.

  13. cancer joy says:

    David Icke is the MAN, i think his reptilian viewpoints might be a bit off the mark but the vast majority of what he says is spot on.

  14. mcleod says:

    Obama the lizard king, got a bit of a ring to it.

  15. Buck Rogers was pish, but that Commander Deering was a ride. Many a sticky sock after 5pm on a Saturday evening, aye.

  16. anderson says:

    after going and reading into david icke a bit more, I must admit that he does seemed a lot more tuned into sanity FM than what I believed. Not completely mind you. But who is?

    Im going attempt to read The truth will set you free.

  17. deadprez says:

    last time i had an ‘election’ i was with a chinese prostitute …

  18. Bruce says:

    “A pyramidal structure of human beings has been created under the influence and design of the extraterrestrial Prison Warders and their overall master, the Luciferic Consciousness…”

    David Icke…..

    triple-duntin’ on some speckled mitzys

  19. stephen says:

    yeah, david ickes cool. he confessed at one point that he’d wished he’d kept the whole lizard thign down, as it detracted from his other points about the government etc , but other than that i like him, he seems lieka ncie guy, and a lot of what he says is very similar , if not exact, so what naomi chomsky says about the media.

    tits.

    do i win a fiver?

  20. teethface says:

    how tight were mike donavon’s jeans in V. pure tight man.

  21. stephen says:

    the typos in my last post are bloody insane. apologies.

  22. Nicole says:

    What does “pish” mean?

  23. eddiemunster says:

    Nicole Says:

    February 9th, 2008 at 1:34 am |
    What does “pish” mean?

    c’mere and I’ll show you. Say ahhhhhhh…….

  24. Nicole says:

    Eddie, whatever your joke was there, it’s uncalled for. I speak a few languages, but Scottish is not one of them.

    Is there anyone who can actually explain this possibly Scottish term “pish” without being degrading and insulting towards me?

    thegreatdandini Says:
    February 7th, 2008 at 7:41 pm |
    Buck Rogers was pish…

    Is “pish” just “piss” but spelled phonetically in Scottish? Even so, Buck Rogers being “piss” doesn’t make sense to me, being pissy would, but that’s another thing, so I am assuming it’s something different. Anyone?

  25. Limmy says:

    Nicole, “pish” is another word we use for “piss” sometimes. A person could say they’re going for a “pish” or a “piss”.

    But when you’re slagging something off, you’d normally say it was “pish” rather than “piss”. Buck Rogers is pish in the same way that The Black Hole was shite.

  26. T.J. Hooker says:

    Limmy get your fookin’ finger oot and get something new posted here ya lazt cunt…… there I just said what we’ve all been thinking.

  27. eddiemunster says:

    Nicole this is a blog run by a comedian, therefore jokes are generally called for. Let’s not fall out over what was a fairly innocious bit of schoolboy patter.

    Tell me then, would you prefer lizards or darkies to run the USA?

  28. sonia says:

    But take heed: piss and pish aren’t interchangeable when telling someone to go away. So you’d want to tell eddimunster to ‘piss off’, not ‘pish off’.

  29. Nicole, nae problems with the meaning of ‘ride’ though eh? ;-)

  30. Nicole says:

    Limmy, thanks.

    eddiemunster, let’s just say, you have a way with words. Regarding your question, I would have liked Dennis Kucinich to run America, but he’s not in the running any more.

    sonia, I’ll keep this in mind in case I find myself in Scotland. Someone should make a Scottish slang dictionary.

    thegreatdandini, I never read past Buck Rogers was pish :P Are you in Amsterdam or Amstelveen?

  31. Justin (aka Mr. America) says:

    We’d rather have a lizard running the nation than a “darkie”??? Now thats interesting. Perhaps thats true “down south”…if you’ve ever been to the states, you probably know that “things are a little different down there.”

    Can we trade in our current President for a lizard?? Preferably a lizard that considers his dong a weapon of mass destruction.

  32. eddiemunster says:

    Whit aboot a lizard wi’ an afro?

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