I was dancing because I knew the Beadle jokes would > Ledger’s. Time of death? Must have been when the wee hand touched the big hand…
Mind you, he was meant to have been in hospital for ages there, supposedly whiled away the time by playing cards but the nurses got fed up and wouldn’t play with him when he got beat ’cause he’d just start gurning about being dealt a crap hand.
I wish you guys would get a grip, we all have to live with the hand we’re dealt and we all have to try our best to make a fist of it.
I wonder how any of you would handle yourselves in his position, not only did he manage to climb to a position of prime time telly but he also managed to palm his way into the national conciousness with his TV antics.
I think we should all show some respect and join me in handing the Beadles all of the support and respect they deserve at this truly tragic time and drop the cheap swipes…
Nae wonder he died of pneumonia he couldnae get warm gloves to fit him. Poor cauld bugger.
Here the old Heath Ledger jokes didnae go down too well did they lol!!
- knock knock
- who’re there?
- the undertaker
- ah right, you’d better come in
Aye, no a joke, more a documentary. Top bloke, made me laugh. Mind of that time they pretended they drove yet mans van into the Clyde? The guy was near greetin’, we were pissing ourselves laughing.
Here a laughs a laugh but if anyone says anything bad aboot Beadle ill come to your doors and jib ye ya bams! that Beadles been bashed enough he gave millions to charity but does it say that in the Sun naw itll say “Beadles No Aboot anymare” bastards!
Brian, you’re going to need to get to grips with this moderation lark, I’m already sick of reading the same joke 10 times ‘cos you can’t be arsed sitting approving comments as and when they turn up on yer blog. I mean, it’s no as is you’ve a job or anything. Folk are repeating what others have said and it makes them look stupid, and it’s your fault. Sort it out man.
So anyway, I hear you’ve been flamed is on at 7pm Saturday night, followed by a small finger buffet and a big hand for Jeremy.
I heard that at Jeremy’s creamation is to be televised, it will be called “You’ve Been Flamed.” Following the service there will be a small finger buffet!
January 31st, 2008 at 8:32 pm |
Here a laughs a laugh but if anyone says anything bad aboot Beadle ill come to your doors and jib ye ya bams! that Beadles been bashed enough he gave millions to charity but does it say that in the Sun naw itll say “Beadles No Aboot anymare†bastards!
“jib ye” its fuckin “chib ye” ya kelvinsider spastic, by the way a jib is the big sail at the front of a boat (dont know how to spell yaught) its efficency and stuff is a bit of a black art to master and get the best out of your sails, hence the phrase:
“I dont like the cut of your jib”
By the way… DJ Magnolia I really dont like the cut of your jib!
As late as this is;
Pure pioneer. Phonejacker, Jackass, Dirty Sanchez, Trigger Happy TV, even Limmy’s own Requiem sketch are as a result of this legend. Not that Mr. Beadle invented the prank but he gave the prank the green light to the world as we know it.
The wee half hour tribute on STV the other night was quality, not long enough though and just shows you that films’ll get put back to accomodate him.
Jeremy Beadle has quite a small cock. But on the other hand it’s quite big.
Copyright Viz, aboot 5 years ago.
I was dancing because I knew the Beadle jokes would > Ledger’s. Time of death? Must have been when the wee hand touched the big hand…
Mind you, he was meant to have been in hospital for ages there, supposedly whiled away the time by playing cards but the nurses got fed up and wouldn’t play with him when he got beat ’cause he’d just start gurning about being dealt a crap hand.
Beadle’s no longer about…
They’re coming fick and thast like!
Stumpy paw has shot the craw
Aye, I hear Jeremy Beadle is dead. I wonder if they’ll need a wee hand with the funeral.
you’ve gotta hand it to him
Aye, good auld Jeremy Beadle. Elephant murderer Noel Edmonds is still on the telly. Where’s the justice?
Robin, don’t forget how Edmonds caused a man to fall to his death anaw.
Edmonds killed that 9 year old boy in his helicopter too did he not? And gave us Mr Blobby.
Beadle made me laugh while watching TV as a wee lad on a Saturday night.
Where’s the justice indeed.
Limmy Says:
Robin, don’t forget how Edmonds caused a man to fall to his death anaw.
AND there was that helicopter accident with the children…
Lets all give him a big hand
Aye, between the pneumonia, cancer and shite TV shows, you could say he was dealt a bad hand.
…If only Heath Ledger had a wee hand then last weeks blog would have been so much funnier.
dying so young, that man was dealt a shite hand.
knock knock
whos there
jeremy beadle and his fucked up spazzy hand.
whos now deed
My fondest memory of Beadle is in the Office when they are talking about his wanking claw.
RIP Jeremy B.
For the funeral Mrs Beadle doesn’t know what to arrange.
She would like a lavish do, but on the other hand thinks a small finger buffet is more appropiate!
I wish you guys would get a grip, we all have to live with the hand we’re dealt and we all have to try our best to make a fist of it.
I wonder how any of you would handle yourselves in his position, not only did he manage to climb to a position of prime time telly but he also managed to palm his way into the national conciousness with his TV antics.
I think we should all show some respect and join me in handing the Beadles all of the support and respect they deserve at this truly tragic time and drop the cheap swipes…
Some people really do deserve a slap…
Nae wonder he died of pneumonia he couldnae get warm gloves to fit him. Poor cauld bugger.
Here the old Heath Ledger jokes didnae go down too well did they lol!!
Is he being cremated? You’ve been flamed?
Taxi for me.
I had always wondered if the late Beadle had one very small hand or one very large hand.
Looks like he had one very small hand then.
Can they not try keep his wee haun alive.
Its a national treasure.
Jeremy Deidle?
The only man that could make a fun-size mars bar look king-size, just by holding it.
His funeral’s being shown on TV on Saturday night at 7pm.
‘You’ve Been Flamed’.
Plans have been finalised for a double rememberence next week. There’s a minute’s silence for the Munich disaster. Then a big hand for Jeremy.
The cremation will be a family service followed by small finger buffet and shown live on telly under the title “You’ve Been Flamed!”
David Says:
January 31st, 2008 at 12:50 pm |
knock knock
whos there
jeremy beadle and his fucked up spazzy hand.
whos now deed
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH
THATS A FUCKIN BELTERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
and on the subject of wankers. furious masturbation is often referred to as ‘hand to gland’ combat.
He looks a a bit like Richard Branson in that photo. Can we not just shrink Branson’s hand and give him a joke book or somthing?
I bet he turns up at his own funeral dressed as a Policeman-with a dodgy beard, just as another one of his pranks.
nae cremation jokes yet? a thought there would at least of been one YOU’VE BEEN FLAMED joke
I’ve heard they’ll be having a small finger buffet at the funeral!
- knock knock
- who’re there?
- the undertaker
- ah right, you’d better come in
Aye, no a joke, more a documentary. Top bloke, made me laugh. Mind of that time they pretended they drove yet mans van into the Clyde? The guy was near greetin’, we were pissing ourselves laughing.
I am just assuming that reports of his death are a wind-up until I see his dead cold body for myself…
Here a laughs a laugh but if anyone says anything bad aboot Beadle ill come to your doors and jib ye ya bams! that Beadles been bashed enough he gave millions to charity but does it say that in the Sun naw itll say “Beadles No Aboot anymare” bastards!
Don’t be taken in…….it’s a prank!
I mind the dvd adverts he used to do. Aw the robocops on wan disc.
He made them look like fucking laser discs!!
You wouldnae get anyone with a wee hand on the telly these days.
Ah’m wi Chelsea Boy – I want tae see his waxy pallid flesh in the box, ‘n’ then see the lid nailed doon afore ah’m sure, or else it could be…
SURPRISE, SURPRIIIIIIISE!!!!
:-O
his fave group? stiff little fingers …
Brian, you’re going to need to get to grips with this moderation lark, I’m already sick of reading the same joke 10 times ‘cos you can’t be arsed sitting approving comments as and when they turn up on yer blog. I mean, it’s no as is you’ve a job or anything. Folk are repeating what others have said and it makes them look stupid, and it’s your fault. Sort it out man.
So anyway, I hear you’ve been flamed is on at 7pm Saturday night, followed by a small finger buffet and a big hand for Jeremy.
You’ve Been Framed! (In a 6 by 2 coffin)
Watch Out! Beadle’s No About!
Wonder who it’ll be next week? My bet’s on Jet from Gladiators.
Only joking. I loved Heath and Beadle dearly. No Jet, but. I widnae be phased.
beadle is deadle!
Why did Jeremy Beadle lose at poker?
because he had a crap hand
Does anyone else think that this is one of those rare celebrity deaths where the jokes just don’t live up to the expectations?
Beadle’s wife used to complain about his small knob. Jeremy said on the other hand it looked bigger!
I heard that at Jeremy’s creamation is to be televised, it will be called “You’ve Been Flamed.” Following the service there will be a small finger buffet!
Quality.
Oh aye, and this always cracked me up………
http://www.mobgenworld.com/viral/attachments/jeremybeadleplaystation.jpg
Damn! I just realised that there has been like twenty “you’ve been flamed jokes”
I feel sick.
Apologies.
Glad I backed that one up wi a picture noo!
Apparently he was a big death metal fan.
Dick.
DJ Magnolia Says:
January 31st, 2008 at 8:32 pm |
Here a laughs a laugh but if anyone says anything bad aboot Beadle ill come to your doors and jib ye ya bams! that Beadles been bashed enough he gave millions to charity but does it say that in the Sun naw itll say “Beadles No Aboot anymare†bastards!
“jib ye” its fuckin “chib ye” ya kelvinsider spastic, by the way a jib is the big sail at the front of a boat (dont know how to spell yaught) its efficency and stuff is a bit of a black art to master and get the best out of your sails, hence the phrase:
“I dont like the cut of your jib”
By the way… DJ Magnolia I really dont like the cut of your jib!
Ah but …. He’s asked to be turned into compost after his funeral and scattered on his garden.
Yes .. Watch out Beadles a sprout.
As late as this is;
Pure pioneer. Phonejacker, Jackass, Dirty Sanchez, Trigger Happy TV, even Limmy’s own Requiem sketch are as a result of this legend. Not that Mr. Beadle invented the prank but he gave the prank the green light to the world as we know it.
The wee half hour tribute on STV the other night was quality, not long enough though and just shows you that films’ll get put back to accomodate him.