I don’t know, but I do know that if you type that into Google you’ll come straight to my blog.
I’ve installed a stats thing for my blog that tells me, amongst other things, what people searched for to bring them here. And one of the search phrases from yesterday was “is michael ball gay”.
And by making a post dedicated to the topic, I’ll be bringing in even more punters wanting to know if Michael Ball’s gay. If you’re one of them, hello, but I don’t know if Michael Ball’s gay. I don’t think he is, though.
“ball lump” is another search that brings you straight to my blog, cos of when I had that cyst in my balls. I wonder how many lives I’ve saved through that post. Possibly thousands.
‘…that cyst in my balls.’
T.M.I
It’ll be easy to find out if Michael Ball’s one of them: simply bend over in front of him wearing arseless chaps. If he doesn’t bat an eyelid, he’s as straight as an arrow.
He was on Jonathan Ross the other week and he was camp as fuck, and he never used tae be that camp when he was gettin interviewed…. It’s as if he’s thought, ‘i cannae be daein the menopausal dreamboat shite any mair, am gonnae get fat as fuck and also be openly gay, fuck it….!’
Yes, yes he is!
I don’t get many visitors, but for some reason I’ve had 8 people come to my site through ‘McCanns are murderers’, and 4 through ‘Jamie Foxx hairline’. Not bad.
Maybe you’ve even saved Michael’s Balls!
Ha!
I’m soooooo funny!
is michael gay ball?
Michael Ball is gay as fuck.
Johnny Ball isnae though.
The jury is still out on Bobby Ball though, his ‘tache is suspect.
Gay as ninepence. Word is bond.
is this the best you can do Limmy?
what a load of Balls. Cheap way to get hits for a blog
yes.
Does the pope shit in his mooth?
I don’t think he is…but he’s fat as fuck. Old women are crazy for a bit ‘o’ the Ball.
eek a mouse Says:
is this the best you can do Limmy?
Are you implying that, if Limmy was gay, Michael Ball is the best he could do?
I think he could shoot a bit higher and get Barrymore – in the eye.
This is weird I was just thinking about when you updated about his ‘Since You’ve Been Gone’ video a while back, you’re clearly some sort of closet fan
I’m quite a big fan of him and as far as I’m aware he has been together with Cathy McGowan since the late 80s when she inerviewed him at one of his west end shows, but they don’t plan on marrying, she’s a good bit older than him! (I know, I know, Elton John was married, blah blah!)
I do often wonder about his sexuality though, but I think he’s more of a sleazebag than likely to be gay. Also not totally related, but he was involved in a horrific parachuting/harness accident in his younger days which may have effected his masculinity, but I’m not too sure on the facts of that!
That was well boring, but y’know I felt I had to stick up for him. I have a lot of admiration for him! What a guy!
I’d imagine Ball’s had the odd dalliance before, though he’ll take what he can get nowadays.
Welsh hurdler Colin Jackson, though. He’s bent as fuck.
I got a few hits from people searching for “big wet fannies”. I wonder how many lives that saved?
“I don’t think he is…but he’s fat as fuck. Old women are crazy for a bit ‘o’ the Ball”.
Ah well giving up smoking has the effect on lots of us doesn’t it
and now his role in Hairspray has actively encouraged him to keep the wait on.
I don’t much care one way or the other if he is………the man’s voice is to die for
Michael Ball keeps getting caught off guard in his photos, doesn’t he?
He must be gay! If he’s not he’s camper than a row of pink tents!
He’s too squeeky clean. Any man who’s that ‘nice’ must be a bit on the bent side surely. Stick him on that I’m a Celebrity.. or Celeb Big Bro – let him stew with 10 or 12 other Z-list exposure-needing nutters, starve him a bit, watch him go mad in Barrymore-fashion, feed him a couple of bottles of cheap plonk and watch all the truth come out!! Oh and dangle a couple of shirtlifters in front of him for good measure. THEN we’ll know.
But will that make the grans love him less?? Of course not
err that should read weight of course.
probably but what a lovely voice, what style, great look all r
ound…
Off guard ??????
Lorna Says:
October 31st, 2007 at 1:10 am |
I’m quite a big fan of him and as far as I’m aware he has been together with Cathy McGowan since the late 80s when she inerviewed him at one of his west end shows, but they don’t plan on marrying, she’s a good bit older than him! (I know, I know, Elton John was married, blah blah!)”
one word: Beard.
mixing the two hot topics also works : ‘michael ball lump’ also leads straight in. I know it would anway seeing as its just the same words as the other phrases but it lead me to think maybe Michael Ball has one gay baw, and now that has a lump? Some poor bastard on the web will be led to that conclusion anyway. And dont think they wont look it up. T’internet is s strange and wonderful place (Michael’s straight baw e-mailed me last week and told me so)
His chin has had a few pairs of balls on it i reckon
Know him well do ya?
I realise that some readers may not be closely associated with gay people. But, why is this still a question? Yes, he probabley is gay. So. What next?
Who the f*** cares?
Yes , he’s put on weight. Who cares? (except his doc.)
Good voice. Not my type of music. But.. onward Mr Ball.
The man has a fantastic voice therefore I don’t care much either way. Whatever his orientation he must be pretty secure in himself to have taken his current role in
‘Hairspray’. I’m sure the weight will come off once his role is over. He looked great last time I saw him, never happier. Good luck to him I say…half his luck.
He’s not gay. He’s been living with Cathy McGowan, of “Ready Steady Go!” fame for 16 years.
I am sure he’s gay and have a theory that he had a bit of a fling with Prince Edward whilst the latter worked for Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Really Useful Company. Why else would a royal prince got to work in New York as a follow-spot operator during Michael Ball’s Broadway run of ASPECTS OF LOVE.
By the way Ball is a fantastic as Edna Turnblatt in the London version of Hairspray – need I say more.
Well how many other “straight” celebrities have lived with women? Elton John… Michael Barrymore.. Laurence Llewellyn Bowen.. Just because someone lives with a woman does not mean they are straight. If you have read he was sleeping in the “spare” room whern the house caught fire. AND she is 20 years older? His fag hag perhaps??
Who cares if he is. He is kinda cute… Oh and I know of a man who “apparently” slept with Mr Ball years ago.
NO BUT HIS BOYFRIEND IS:)
I think he is the consummate performer, whether in concert, cd, dvd, or theatre. I am hoping the youngsters working with him in Hairspray can learn from him.
He was on Jonathan Ross the other week and he was camp as fuck, and he never used tae be that camp when he was gettin interviewed…. It's as if he's thought, 'i cannae be daein the menopausal dreamboat shite any mair, am gonnae get fat as fuck and also be openly gay, fuck it….!'