Comments on: Jehovah’s Witness challenge http://www.limmy.com/2007/09/jehovahs-witness-challenge/ Fri, 10 Sep 2010 22:48:54 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: CJ http://www.limmy.com/2007/09/jehovahs-witness-challenge/#comment-120645 CJ Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:10:53 +0000 http://www.limmy.com/blog/?p=423#comment-120645 Where's the video gone?? BBC not inty it? Where's the video gone?? BBC not inty it?

]]> By: CJ http://www.limmy.com/2007/09/jehovahs-witness-challenge/#comment-119554 CJ Fri, 20 Nov 2009 03:10:53 +0000 http://www.limmy.com/blog/?p=423#comment-119554 Where's the video gone?? BBC not inty it? Where's the video gone?? BBC not inty it?

]]> By: King Rossco http://www.limmy.com/2007/09/jehovahs-witness-challenge/#comment-118907 King Rossco Sat, 14 Nov 2009 13:12:54 +0000 http://www.limmy.com/blog/?p=423#comment-118907 My guts "fall out" after a heavy night on the Murphy's, so maybe that explains that.<br><br>When I was about 16 or 17, living with my parents in that godless shithole Erskine, two blonde American Jehovah Witness lassies came round one day during the summer holidays. I invited them in because I thought I might get to shag one or both of them. That was pretty naive of me. My guts “fall out” after a heavy night on the Murphy's, so maybe that explains that.

When I was about 16 or 17, living with my parents in that godless shithole Erskine, two blonde American Jehovah Witness lassies came round one day during the summer holidays. I invited them in because I thought I might get to shag one or both of them. That was pretty naive of me.

]]> By: damien http://www.limmy.com/2007/09/jehovahs-witness-challenge/#comment-75649 damien Sat, 05 Jan 2008 11:34:36 +0000 http://www.limmy.com/blog/?p=423#comment-75649 you all sound like nut jobs and need the JW to brain wash you and change the filth in your heads. you all sound like nut jobs and need the JW to brain wash you and change the filth in your heads.

]]> By: autumn http://www.limmy.com/2007/09/jehovahs-witness-challenge/#comment-69145 autumn Sat, 22 Sep 2007 03:10:20 +0000 http://www.limmy.com/blog/?p=423#comment-69145 You can't ever try and reason with these people. When I first came to Korea I allowed two Korean missionaries to come into my house because I was lonely and curious about what sect they belonged to (I was raised in a Born-Again Christian cult in the United States and so I retain a sort of morbid amusement and interest in what crazy shit people believe in.). BIG MISTAKE. Basically the story ends 3 months later with me cowering in a corner of my apartment with all the lights and electronics off trying to pretend I am not home as 3 extremely fervent cult members continued to pound on my door for about 20 minutes. Scary shite. These people believe that a Korean man in born in the 1950s was the second-coming of Christ and his daughter is the embodiment of God's love (they call her the Holy Mother) and no man will be allowed to enter the gates of heaven without the Holy Mother's blessing. This cult started in the 1970s in Korea and is now an international congregation with millions of members. They even celebrate the Penecost! Who does that?! They combine the Penecost and Passover and Easter into a kind of "Pentoverester". Don't talk to any crazy Christian people, they are like walking and talking fire and they try and ignite everything they touch. Stick to Protestants. You can’t ever try and reason with these people. When I first came to Korea I allowed two Korean missionaries to come into my house because I was lonely and curious about what sect they belonged to (I was raised in a Born-Again Christian cult in the United States and so I retain a sort of morbid amusement and interest in what crazy shit people believe in.). BIG MISTAKE. Basically the story ends 3 months later with me cowering in a corner of my apartment with all the lights and electronics off trying to pretend I am not home as 3 extremely fervent cult members continued to pound on my door for about 20 minutes. Scary shite. These people believe that a Korean man in born in the 1950s was the second-coming of Christ and his daughter is the embodiment of God’s love (they call her the Holy Mother) and no man will be allowed to enter the gates of heaven without the Holy Mother’s blessing. This cult started in the 1970s in Korea and is now an international congregation with millions of members. They even celebrate the Penecost! Who does that?! They combine the Penecost and Passover and Easter into a kind of “Pentoverester”. Don’t talk to any crazy Christian people, they are like walking and talking fire and they try and ignite everything they touch. Stick to Protestants.

]]> By: Theomack http://www.limmy.com/2007/09/jehovahs-witness-challenge/#comment-69047 Theomack Fri, 21 Sep 2007 12:10:27 +0000 http://www.limmy.com/blog/?p=423#comment-69047 My sister's a Jehovah, converted by some nutjob and now she's infected with the taint. You cannot reason with them, they're given scripted answers for difficult questions by the church "elders", but it's all total guff. Torment them with the story of Lot, the man surrounded by sin in Sodom. God sends a couple of angels to warn him of the city's destruction, men of Sodom ask Lot to send out the angels so they can bum them. Lot, the man withot sin, instead offers up his daughters to the gang outside. Nice guy. Incidentally, his daughters later fill him with booze and shag him, becoming pregnant. My sister’s a Jehovah, converted by some nutjob and now she’s infected with the taint. You cannot reason with them, they’re given scripted answers for difficult questions by the church “elders”, but it’s all total guff. Torment them with the story of Lot, the man surrounded by sin in Sodom. God sends a couple of angels to warn him of the city’s destruction, men of Sodom ask Lot to send out the angels so they can bum them. Lot, the man withot sin, instead offers up his daughters to the gang outside. Nice guy. Incidentally, his daughters later fill him with booze and shag him, becoming pregnant.

]]> By: Mini http://www.limmy.com/2007/09/jehovahs-witness-challenge/#comment-68916 Mini Thu, 20 Sep 2007 15:15:21 +0000 http://www.limmy.com/blog/?p=423#comment-68916 Don't fucking believe it - Daisy - you stole my thunder!!! Just saw your post and realised it's the same fucking website as the one I've just posted!! Don’t fucking believe it – Daisy – you stole my thunder!!! Just saw your post and realised it’s the same fucking website as the one I’ve just posted!!

]]> By: Mini http://www.limmy.com/2007/09/jehovahs-witness-challenge/#comment-68915 Mini Thu, 20 Sep 2007 15:14:18 +0000 http://www.limmy.com/blog/?p=423#comment-68915 just a few interesting example.... # If a man has sex with his father's wife, kill them both. 20:11 # If a man has sex with his daughter in law, kill them both. 20:12 # If a man has sex with another man, kill them both. 20:13 # If you "lie" with your wife and your mother-in-law (now that sounds fun!), then all three of your must be burned to death. 20:14 He likes a bit of the death, killing and ultra violence does that God bloke. just a few interesting example….

# If a man has sex with his father’s wife, kill them both. 20:11

# If a man has sex with his daughter in law, kill them both. 20:12

# If a man has sex with another man, kill them both. 20:13

# If you “lie” with your wife and your mother-in-law (now that sounds fun!), then all three of your must be burned to death. 20:14

He likes a bit of the death, killing and ultra violence does that God bloke.

]]> By: Mini http://www.limmy.com/2007/09/jehovahs-witness-challenge/#comment-68914 Mini Thu, 20 Sep 2007 15:11:43 +0000 http://www.limmy.com/blog/?p=423#comment-68914 I love this site - no matter how you might try and read different things into it due to mis-translations, some of this shit is scary.... http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/ later I love this site – no matter how you might try and read different things into it due to mis-translations, some of this shit is scary…. http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/

later

]]> By: Fletch http://www.limmy.com/2007/09/jehovahs-witness-challenge/#comment-68886 Fletch Thu, 20 Sep 2007 08:11:02 +0000 http://www.limmy.com/blog/?p=423#comment-68886 I just finished reading "God is Not Great" by Christopher Hitchens. However you feel about religion, you should read it. He isn't trying to trash people for their beliefs, he just makes a very good argument for why religion is used by evil people for evil purposes. I find Richard Dawkins very preachy and too often he sounds like the people he's fighting against but Hitchens presents his case much better, more a case of, "Here's the facts, make your own mind up". By the way, do you think that the Jehovah's witness is studying his bible and posting his own video blog, in preparation for next saturday? I just finished reading “God is Not Great” by Christopher Hitchens. However you feel about religion, you should read it. He isn’t trying to trash people for their beliefs, he just makes a very good argument for why religion is used by evil people for evil purposes. I find Richard Dawkins very preachy and too often he sounds like the people he’s fighting against but Hitchens presents his case much better, more a case of, “Here’s the facts, make your own mind up”.

By the way, do you think that the Jehovah’s witness is studying his bible and posting his own video blog, in preparation for next saturday?

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