I know this is a couple of months late, but this is the first I’ve seen it. The Rambo 4 trailer:
My first thoughts were “check oot chubby cheeks, I wonder if this’ll be shite”, until I saw somecunt getting his head taken off and another cunt getting shot to pieces.
The bold Sly does it again.
Fucksake, that looks brilliant. Imagine if Sly was in Glasgow airport on Saturday waiting to check his bags in for his Magaluf flight. They’d've been sending the cunts to the morgue in a pint glass.
Fuckin hell, its a bit graphic eh? Rippin ppls throats out, slicing their stomach open – guts fallin out. Nearly brought my sausage roll back up.
one simple word: flamethrower !
I can’t wait…
SHAMELESS PLUG:
Not wanting to blow my own trumpet but that trailer was on my site ages ago.
http://www.theroundup.co.uk/content/view/226/69/
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I’ll stop now.
Get in! That looks bloody brilliant,I thought they were still making it,didn’t realise there was a trailer,twas a tad graphic,I can’t see that getting shown before Shrek 3!
On a youtube related note,has anyone seen the dubbed Gi Joe parodies,they are very good,my mate Grado told me about them yesterday,Body massage is a particular standout.
“John Rambo can survive in the forest for days…I’ve seen him eat things… things that’d make a billy-goat puke”
Check this version of rambo out. You wont be disappointed. Watch for the rocket launcher.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCNi9I1dHk4
Hahahahahaha! Awesome, total gorefest, I though at first, no sly, dinnae do it! But the boy has come good from what the trailer shows…
“Who wants a body massage?”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2J4XTQBC3A
Im not gonna lie, i’m more excited about Harry Potter.
check it out, our own glasgow rambo. I nearly pished myself when I saw this http://johnsmeaton.com/
I reckon the trailer shows all the good bits. The bit were he blows that cunt to bits looks like an explosion in a jam factory. That was good and you never really can go wrong with a secen were ye rip a guys thoat out wi yer bare hands…but in a nutshell…the film looks shite.
He’s a actually starting to look more and more like his Bo Selecta character as well.
And has anyone else noticed this? The new Rocky comes out. Will we call it Rocky 6? Nah…fuck it….lets twist it and call it Rocky Balboa. Nice one.
Now we’ve got Rambo 4 coming out. What will we call that? I’ve an idea….lets call it ‘John Rambo!!’ Genius!
Ah mean fur fuck sake. What’s next? Will we be flocking to the cinemas to see ‘Raymond Tango’ next year?
[quote comment="59417"]Will we be flocking to the cinemas to see ‘Raymond Tango’ next year?[/quote]
Or “Marion Cobretti”, hopefully.
Phwoar!
Speaking of trailers, your infamous “yes or no” scene has been ripped of my none other than Tom Cruise himself:
http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=kbO2FWn-q_s
two words…..ya dancer!
rambo … one man army. there are a few shots where u can just glimpse his zimmer frame. him and willis need to call time before old father time …
Fucking love Cobra,what a film! Tango and Cash was good too though cause it had Jack Palance as the baddie,brilliant!
It would have been better if they made “Davey Rambo” the movie. He’s the less well known brother of John. Not much of a soldier for hire, but he’s a helluva joiner!
Die Hard is clearly gonnae be better though.
High octane! Glad to see Sly’s back on top. Slightly concerned about the hinting of a love interest tho. Hopefully some friendly fire will resolve.
A Tango and Cash sequel wud be great JP, tho I’d aim higher with DETOX 2 (straight to DVD)!
it reminds me of predator for some reason, jungles, guns, kick ass, shite patter….fuckin briliant. 10 hot dogs each…bandanad right tae fuck up the front row……..its got tae be done.
“Attacking Soon”
Genius
eh? – thats looks pish
I wonder who’d win in a fight-off between Stallone’s John Rambo and Willis’ John McLane?
In an urban setting, my money would have to be on ex-cop McLane. With his street savvy ways and quick one liners he would be more than a match for Rambo in any built up area involving escalators and skyscrapers.
However, take the fight into the jungle or a desert environment, and ex-Army loner Rambo becomes the clear favourite. His army training would no doubt prove invaluable. He could wear down McLane over a number of days, toying with him and indulging in mind games, before finally moving in for an easy kill with a big knife.
[quote comment="59550"]eh? – thats looks pish[/quote]
You away to see Shrek 3 then aye? It looks better than I could possibly have imagined,it actually looks like it was made in the 80′s with that typeface they use at the end for the credits…braw!!YAAAAASSSSSSSS!
And Grado I too hold out hope for a Detox 2,fingers crossed..
[quote comment="59578"][quote comment="59550"]eh? – thats looks pish[/quote]
You away to see Shrek 3 then aye? It looks better than I could possibly have imagined,it actually looks like it was made in the 80′s with that typeface they use at the end for the credits…braw!!YAAAAASSSSSSSS!
And Grado I too hold out hope for a Detox 2,fingers crossed..[/quote]
Hmmmm……
[quote comment="59577"]I wonder who’d win in a fight-off between Stallone’s John Rambo and Willis’ John McLane?
In an urban setting, my money would have to be on ex-cop McLane. With his street savvy ways and quick one liners he would be more than a match for Rambo in any built up area involving escalators and skyscrapers.
However, take the fight into the jungle or a desert environment, and ex-Army loner Rambo becomes the clear favourite. His army training would no doubt prove invaluable. He could wear down McLane over a number of days, toying with him and indulging in mind games, before finally moving in for an easy kill with a big knife.[/quote]
You’ve really thought this through MikeyBhoy eh.
First Rocky, now Rambo.. whats this cunt playin at? for fuck’s sake go be mayor or join a shitty blues band and carry around a handbag or somethin, god.
you notice aswell they way he speaks, its like cant be arsed n kinda mumbles, why even make a film if ye cant be bothered even talkin?
kill them all!!
only jokin, hes ma inspiration, an inspiration tae so many people, so many junkies…
He looks more and more like his mother with every passing year.
“John Paul(seriously it is!) said:
You away to see Shrek 3 then aye? ”
wrap it round ye – ya dick
[quote comment="59631"]He looks more and more like his mother with every passing year.[/quote]
I thought that myself, everythings getting more rubbery and baggy, well his face is, I dont know about the rest of him.
[quote comment="59687"]“John Paul(seriously it is!) said:
You away to see Shrek 3 then aye? ”
wrap it round ye – ya dick[/quote]
Fantastic!!
ho johnpaul
Zip it wee man, or ah’ll set about ye…
Just watched it there the noo, looks galdoze, right up my street. The guy getting shot to bits and all the stabbings etc, that’s what action movies are about, none of these cut camera scenes and 15 ratings. Blood, guts and gore with a down on his luck Alpha male lead, that’s what action movies are about…..straight back to the eighties.
………anyone fancy going to see Die Hard the night ?
[quote comment="60012"]ho johnpaul
Zip it wee man, or ah’ll set about ye…[/quote]
guys, guys, guys….. we’re all internet pals here, no…..?
[quote comment="59577"]I wonder who’d win in a fight-off between Stallone’s John Rambo and Willis’ John McLane?
In an urban setting, my money would have to be on ex-cop McLane. With his street savvy ways and quick one liners he would be more than a match for Rambo in any built up area involving escalators and skyscrapers.
However, take the fight into the jungle or a desert environment, and ex-Army loner Rambo becomes the clear favourite. His army training would no doubt prove invaluable. He could wear down McLane over a number of days, toying with him and indulging in mind games, before finally moving in for an easy kill with a big knife.[/quote]
Mikeybhoy, never mind that, who would win in a fight between Wesley Snipes and Denzel Washington? You might want to analyse it further for your PHD Thesis.
Also, will have-a-go hero John Smeaton be prosecuted for having a fag outside the airport terminal?
been waiting for this for yearsssss, Rambo looks even more nails than he did in the other three roadhousing peoples throats oot n aw hing, i remeber going to a judo in a some sort of youth club about 25 years ago and they were showing rambo first blood on a projector oo the memories, theres bee a distinct lacking of serious blood and guns filma but with this n die hard 4.o fuck potter…
Hahahahahaha! Awesome, total gorefest, I though at first, no sly, dinnae do it! But the boy has come good from what the trailer shows…