Welcome, folks! Here’s my new blog!
This is where I’ll be posting all my general news and hot gossip from now on, and none of it related to world travels. I’ll have to tart it up a bit, but I thought I’d just get it up now… ooer, hahaha
… hahahahahahahaha…
… and do all the tarting up later.
Bye for now!
Will you have a forum set up now that your blog is so popular that your comments are always jam-packed? You could have a separate thing related to your blog where people can comment on what you’ve said without muddling up the actual blog page. Etc.
Limmy, do you now legitimately or otherwise see yourself as a minor “calabrity”?
A new blog are you still keeping Myspace on the go as well. I feel like a stalker checkin out all your blog sites.
Looking forward to the new work
cheers for the laughs
An inaugural comment, hope to see more interesting photaes and chat, and looking forward to those spurned virtual friends calling you a cunt again or something along those lines, you know you’re only setting yourself up for more stalker trauma, but as I’ve said many times before, its the price of fame, heavy duty man….
Alritey there limmy! Does this mean an end to awe the vids an other stuff that made me laff till i shit masel??Tell me its no so!!! Anyways had a rite guid laff at a doo a wis at the other nicht.Twa lezzers fechtin ower another burd!!! Pure quality cat fight action,boobs hingin oot the ish!!! If you do hoi vids on the new site get some lezzer fightin always a winner ma man!!!
Loving the site for donkeys now, mate. Thought it was about time I said, hello.
Looking forward to reading this while im on ma travels mate, hope yer getting back intae glasgow life n that limmy, take care.btw see if you hivny already try the new bean and sausage pie in greggs, fucking stunnin mate, makes a sausage roll look like a jobby frankly.
Hello. Someone just gave me the address to your website. I haven’t had a chance to read anything yet but I see you’re from Glasgow which is an excellent start!
Well, I’m going to go now and read.
Looking forward to the hot gossip, whatever that may be! Glad you’ll be keeping the blog going, you’re an entertaining read!
I’ll no be checking out your new site Limmy.
I’ve been right in there since the start but you’re too popular now you know?
You’re not underground and edgy anymore, every cunt has heard about you.
Like a band that has gone from playing King Tut’s to the SECC.
Before long you will be releasing ‘Limmy.com – The Greatest Hits Collection’ and flogging ‘exclusive’ Limmy.com Farewell Tour t-shirts to cash in before you retire to the Hamptons.
I’m off to leave comments on the latest, up and coming blogging sensation’s website now…
Who said?
All is lost! Monks Monks Monks!
Welcome back to sunny Glas-Vegas man, you’ll no doubt notice that hee-haw has changed significantly. Here’s a wee bit of patter that wouldn’t be funny anywhere else (it isnae even really that funny here either)
Whit dae ye call a woman wearing one yellow glove?
Goldie Hawn!
Limmy,
Dae ye huv any cheats fir yer sno’ba’ game? Ah cannae hit the bottom windaes.
Cheers.
awwww i bloody love it plus extra! true ledgend limmy yu r, hav u got an email addy i culd give u a wee email on n ne chance o a dvd?
I think strathystag’s got a point. Limmy’s gone mainstream, and it’s only a matter of time before he sells out to Nike or Warner Bros. Limmy will become an empire. I used to think I was the only one who read his Scottish hilarity on the little scroller at the side of limmy.com, but now I know I am certainly not alone.
First a DVD, now three blogs, then a book, movie, skate park, island.
Incidentally, I was visiting a MySpace member’s site when I actually came across a comment Limmy had made! Can you believe the chances? I think it was a site belonging a band of young men that linked through the main page. You wanna know what the comment was? Total celebrity:
“Requiem!”
It’s as if Limmy dropped in with his signature “what’choo talkin’bout Willis?” or “ehhhhh….Mista ESS!” So it’s bound to happen; Brian Limond will be the CEO of a major media conglomerate soon. Ewan McGregor should play Limmy in the movie and Ang Lee should direct…although there’ll only be a fraction of the thrills that Limmy experiences day to day.
i’ve never been able to hit those sodding bottom windows either
Glad you’re blogging here and leaving out the myspace, that site is rank.
welcome home.
Does anyone else think it’s weird that you can now be famous without making *any* money at all or being mentioned in Heat… I’m getting the feeling that we’re finally recovering from the “celebrity” nightmare of the last few years, where nobodies from big brother would get their own TV shows.
So is life relatively back to normal?
What’s happening with work, got anything new and exciting lined up?
Tell Mr Wu, the laundry will not be a flop if he puts the package under the mat as planned
em i think youz are missing a major point, limmys good at wit he does, did youz aw read the blog? aye well fuck up then, wiz it ded funny? aye well fuck up then. i mean im far frae sucking up limmys arse or that, but the way i see it cunts like youz are fucking everything i stand against, youz are the same idiots if this was the 60′s youz wid be like that” aw wit man see this rock n roll music n that man, pure pish, never take off, hiv u heard they beatles? aye fuck sake were, pure playing on a roof, bunch a fannies” just cos the guys got a bit of good banter and is popular doesnt mean he becomes a wank does it? seriously, am ded pissed off wi it, wit fucking next? ……..aw wit that cunts got the internet man, and ma da knows him, he used to be cool so he did, but noo hes known up his ain close so fuck him……..get a grip ya tubes.limmy , keep up the good work, dae witever ye want tae dae and keep bloggin and dont listen tae the fannies, if u made a cure for cancer these holes wid still think ye were a sell oot for telling every cunt, thats the mentality, thats that fucking mentality!.
hey Brian,
i have to tell you i got all nostalgic reading your blog the other night, so i had a rummage in my keepsakes box and found all the letters you wrote me (proper handwritten letters) from 1993-1996. i read them all and nearly pissed myself laughing in bed, you were as funny then as you are now! oh and the teenage angst is hilarious. i was however left warm and fuzzy when i re-read the poem you wrote for me complete with illustrations about the value of my friendship, its such a shame we lost touch. i think i will sell them on ebay now you are famous!!! “genuine handwritten early limmy blog !” complete with illustrations – what do you think ?? me thinks i could be rich haha.
lots of love
Carol x
Naw.
Aye, but I’m no gonnae update it much.
Naw, this is just a blog where I’ll be posting my moans, I’ll still be making all the funny stuff.
Not checking it out = unpopular = welcome back!
Naw, there’s nae cheats, and you can hit the bottom windaes, that’s a fact.
Aye, go to my site and click on the email link, I don’t want to type it here for fear of spam.
Aye, things are almost back to normal. Fuck all happening with work, but ah’m gonnae start getting in touch wae folk in a month or so.
I took a total fucking beamer when I read that. Sitting here masell, reading that, taking a beamer. Poem. Illustrations. Friendship. Value. Aye, you’d be rich awright, cos ah’d snap them up no matter how much money it took me.
Thanks everybody for the welcome back comments. I’ll try and keep the blog updated with regular posts aboot the usual fuck all that you’re now familiar wae.
good grief dougie, you sound scottish but you’re surely american. nowhere else will you find such widespread ignorance of the concept of sarcasm.
Aye, ah know you’re Scottish, but you sound American.
BANG!
beautiful will do
thanks to Ralph and ‘get a grip’ to dougie.
and thanks to Limmy for that hilarity we all are on about. That’s why we come back every fucking day to be entertained by someone who understands what that means. If you met him in person he’d probably run into a wall just to make you chuckle. I’m crying a little bit now.
And Limmy, a promise of more videos cannot go unfulfilled. I mean, that’d be totally unfair. P.S. Can you post the ones that made the DVD but not the site?
Ahh.. WordPress good.
Thats it.
Sorry I wasted all rambling comments on the Worldtour thing.
Please make more movies.
Also.. while you were gone all the Troops became super gay.
And scene
I was just about to say the same thing Ralph…
Bryce, the DVD videos are on the site. Bar the Guy Fawkes Shrine one.
well i just read that comment back, and i dont know where youz are getting i might be american frae lol.Im from govan.Och aye it wis maybe a bit wordy and a bit too sorta,” i sound like i might chib ye at any given minute for skippin me in an icecream van que.” ach well, im scottish and i do fully understand sarcarsm,i just didnt think they folks points for aimed at being sarcastic, just picky.im actually trying tae start a new version of the DML rants.
Trying to read dougie’s first post gave me a nosebleed.
I dont know what the big deal is.
Limmy, can I look forward to any more of your wee one man video plays? Cos I love them and a wee piece of me dies when I think you might not be making any more.
And I forgot to say, I heard a wee guy in the toon shouting ‘Requiem!’ to his wee mate. You’ve permetated your way into the Glesga slang.
ta lynn, im sure a big deal wis a chocolate bar that used tae be oot .
but aye, i dont see the big deal either,
Are you wanna take care of this fucking wein, or what?
Limmy, you don’t know me yet. My name is Minted Stereo and I post on your blog in the future. I need to warn you mate; don’t eat any Asda Extra Special Sticky Toffee Pudding on 14th September 2008. Please. I cannae tell ye why for fear of changing the course of history. Just don’t eat it. Trust me.
btw Lynn, you look really fucking hot at the funeral. Uch. Ah’ve said too much.
Looking forward to reading this while im on ma travels mate, hope yer getting back intae glasgow life n that limmy, take care.btw see if you hivny already try the new bean and sausage pie in greggs, fucking stunnin mate, makes a sausage roll look like a jobby frankly.