Good.
I got a bit sick of their attitude with the commonwealth games. We won this, we won that.
Ye’re out. Haha.
I can just imagine them over there right now, on the news talking about how Australians should be proud that their mateship got them that far in the first place, and the unAustralianism of wogs openly celebrating Italy’s victory.
ahahah yus
I have been reading this book called the the thinking fans guide to the world cup and was stunned to read that Australians call Fitba wogball… thats just not right.
It’s fantastic that Scotland is still in tho. Love it.
The world cup is utter shite. Am I the only straight man in the West of Scotland that doesn’t like football. I’ve got no time for it and yet when ever I meet other men I don’t know (not for hand jobs in Kelvingrove park or anything. I mean like in the barbers, etc) they automatically assume that I’m into it and start their endless shite. I then have 3 options that I have to consider:
1. Listen to their shit chat about one of the most boring and overated games ever.
2. Attempt to rupture my own ear drums to prevent me from hearing any of the shite they are spouting.
3. Sit there, nod my head and say “aye” a lot until they go away or I can get tae fuck.
Which option do you think I always choose? Yip, shat it!
“I have been reading this book called the thinking fans guide to the world cup and was stunned to read that Australians call Fitba wogball… thats just not right. ”
Does that mean they should technically be called the woggeroos and not the socceroos !
Not sure that would go down well with FIFA !
I think their attitude is understandable, in the world cup (first world cup in 32 years, first win, and they were one of the most exciting teams and were robbed against the Italians) and in general anaw – Australia have only got 20m folk and yet lead the world in sports that other countries with much bigger populations invented and who still get chippy about now being second best at. Australia talk themselves up because nae one else does. Anytime they win something it’s aw “convicts” this and “arse end o’ the world” that fae the ‘gallant’ losers (normally the english). Also, it’s thir “Aye, fuck it, I do want to win…” attitude that’s one of the reasons for thir success, rather than no admitting it like a lot ay us Scots, who gie it “bollocks tae it, it’s aw crap anyway…” and take the inevitable spanking at whitiver. ‘wog’ is offensive in Australia, but only on the same level as getting called a jock is in England. It’s no right, but it’s no used the same way Alf Garnett did in the ’70s. Plus being only 200 years old and having a shite history, then thir’s gonna be a bit of “what does it mean to be Australian” and aw that national pish they come oot wie. It’s a symptom of thir promblems, not a cause. If Scotlin had got as far and been dumped oot by the Italians the same way there’d be plenty o’ “the proud scottish nation, the braveheart spirit” and aw that other pish that comes oot everytime we only get beat by a wee margin instead of the expected hammerin’. Prolly been a couple o’ chippys done over an’aw.
I thought the oz men would get past Italy, the cheatting scum that they are… who are you thinking will the whole win mate?
I just proof read that last sentence… and realised that even though the words at the end are in the wrong order it still makes perfect sense…
Can anyone else talk like Yoda?
Actually I’m talking compleate pish!
I cant’ spel or right with granma
And sometymes I post toooo many posts 1 afur the othir… get me te fuck!
see ozzys right, aye ozzys, fuck aussies or that, ozzys.Pure wanks,thats it, just pure arrogant wanks.
I only hope Portugal beat England.
It doesn’t worry me that I’m more motivated by hate than love when it comes to football.
Aye ah really want England to lose anaw. I’ve got nothing against the English, etc., etc., they’re the people I’ve got on the best with while I’ve been travelling, etc., etc., we’re all the same, etc., but like I said before, if we’re not winning, they’re not winning.
Yer right about the Commonwealth games. The coverage was really bad. I got really pissed off when they kept showing some Aussie getting a bronze then cutting just before the Scottish swimmer got handed their gold. But I blame the broadcaster, Channel 9. Its always full of nationalistic pish. SBS who are broadcasting the World Cup are much better.
i was in Venice when that game was on, was a bit gutted actually cos i wanted to mingle wi the Italians but Venice is a big theme park (sound, but surreal) and nae cunt gied a fuck about the fitba, i watched the end of it in the doorway of a cafe wi three other folk. Then the Aussies appeared fae everywhere! Obviously every major city is about 5% Australian these days but there were folk draped in the flag and wi the Croc Dundee hat and the gold shirt, and they looked gutted but to be fair they were in good spirits and kept running up to each other for photos and asking where they were from and did they see the game etc.
I think all Australians should wear similar attire in Europe/America so folk can avoid the annoying cunts. Our evening was much more peaceful once we had a clear indication of who was Aussie and how they could be best avoided!
I feel very sorry for you people, trying to take the piss out of Aussies, waiting to get a rise from one proud Aussie fan. Well here, let me give you something to ponder, why should we not be proud of our boys, their efforts were fantastic and for a change it’s nice to watch the game of football not played by a pack of women falling over after tripping on their skirts, our boys are tough, you just think they’re aggressive because they’re a threat. Australia is a multicultural nation, made up of some of you scotts and poms bleedin their hearts out and whinging about how shyte you think we are, whinging in general mostly. There’s no hard core rioting going on over here, just alot of proud people wearing the two colours of their blood, green and gold, and the occasional nationality colour that backs them up.
It’s nice to hear of such envy for a nation that kicks ass in sports only you would dream of being good enough for. Good on you for being passionate about the “world” game, but really you deserve a red card for being a right twat! You know who you are.
Scots.
Shite.
Blood’s red.
Bada bing!
Yes I know who I am, altho I forgot for a few hours this morning, heavy bevvy seshy. Then i recalled the horrible truth.
Also, Korp, Mark(o) Viduka said he felt like a second-class citizen when he was young because he played ‘wogball’ along with the other Australians of Croat, Serb, Greek, Italian and some of British descent and was ridiculed by the followers of cricket etc. So it’s not THAT multicultural a nation is it? I do accept that it’s not ur fault personally!
Btw cricket is a pile of pish, might b OK in a hot country but it never stops pishing wi rain in Glasgow, thats one miserable day at the crease if u r any good as a batsman!
I do think Australia did well and were very unlucky, and probably will win the World Cup in 2010 because of the similar climate in South Africa (unless they have to play the third best team in South America AGAIN – something is seriously wrong when its Uruguay v Australia twice in a row compared wi Trinidad v Bahrain!) but it wd be quite shit because, as you point out, Aussies are good at all the other sports anyway, we Scots only care about this one, please don’t humiliate us at that as well!
And finally I only ripped the Aussie tourists cos theyre too enthusiastic for me, u may have noted that i am a miserable cunt.