The Australia Review

We’re leaving Australia tomorrow, so it’s time to give you my review of the place.

We came to Australia after a sometimes good and sometimes shite journey around Japan and SE Asia, and I was expecting Australia to be the same half and half experience. But it’s been fantastic. The people, the places, the culture, the experiences: all crackin. We came here a month earlier than planned, we stayed two weeks more, and Lynn wanted to stay even longer. And that’s with us only travelling up and down the east coast, nae scuba diving, nae surfing, nae coral reef, nae outback.

It’s brilliant here, especially Sydney. I keep saying to Lynn “Sydney’s like Grand Theft Auto”. Everywhere I go I seem to come across something interesting before my attention span runs out. Gay Darlinghurst, degenerate Kings Cross, the Chinese toon, stunning Circular Quay with its view of the harbour bridge and the opera house, the beautiful botanic gardens with its bats and cockatoos, Bondi, relaxing family orientated Balmain, Petersham with its video shop’s “Five films for five nights: $10″ Wednesday offer.

I could go on and on but it’s all summed up by this lot. I’m so glad I came to Australia. I’m not easily pleased and very easily bored, but the last 5 and a bit months have given me cherished memories I’ll be bringing up for years and years to come.

Adios Australia!

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16 Responses to The Australia Review

  1. mickos says:

    It’s good to hear ye’ve enjoyed yerself… Hope NZ is good to you!

  2. Murphy says:

    just hope you huvnie left a mess – I left that country fuckin spotless

  3. Limmy says:

    Murphy Says:
    just hope you huvnie left a mess – I left that country fuckin spotless

    Oh dear.

  4. T.J. Hooker says:

    Right nae greeting Limmy cos your leaving. Here’s one of my favourite internet clips to cheer you up. I might have already told you about this but fuck it. Turn up the sound and get it watched!
    http://www.michounet.com/fatman/

  5. david says:

    Well, youve kinda talked me into a visit it i think!

    Never heard anyone say a bad word about Australia .

    I was in some ways hopin that you would be one of the first to dis it, to make my decision easier to not go.

    Hmmmmm. interesting…!

    *counts air miles*

  6. Neil says:

    Glad yer having a belting time mucker,

    Life is a right treat sometimes!

  7. Neil says:

    Im suprised I’ve not asked before, but who did you organise your trip through? Expedia? Just curious……I just have to go to Australia.

  8. Dan says:

    Glad youve had a good time! its been really entertaining reading about your adventures in australia im boring ICT lessons!!

  9. Tony Roper says:

    Meant to ask.. Are Hi 5 quite big there?

    They’re on in the mornins on “Five” here. Right when I’m waitin for the dawn stauner tae subside.

  10. Brammer says:

    [Comic book guy] Best… eccys… ev-ur. [/Comic book guy]

    http://static.flickr.com/36/106144522_68499eff3a.jpg?v=0

    Brilliant mate, good to see you enjoying yourself. No just the ecto pic, the whole shabang, looks like you’s are having a fucking ball. Keep it up.

  11. Limmy says:

    T.J. Hooker Says:
    Here’s one of my favourite internet clips to cheer you up.

    Ah’m mer ae a DJ Friki cunt masell.

    Neil Says:
    Im suprised I’ve not asked before, but who did you organise your trip through?

    We went to STA Travel and got our round the world tickets and the rest has been looking in travel books and websites.

    Tony Roper Says:
    Meant to ask.. Are Hi 5 quite big there? They’re on in the mornins on “Five” here.

    I’ve never heard of them. And it’s “five”. Lower case.

    Brammer Says:
    Brilliant mate, good to see you enjoying yourself. No just the ecto pic, the whole shabang, looks like you’s are having a fucking ball. Keep it up.

    Australia’s been excellent, Brammer. Ah’m looking forward to America for the last 3 months anaw, hopefully that will be just as good.

  12. Brido says:

    Thats a quality maradona pokin oot yer breeks limmy……..

  13. crowsus says:

    Hi 5 r quality. When they’re on (0630) it’s just about time for ma kip.

    Check it oot, the burds r somethin else. Jup Jup is a prick tease. ( http://www.hi-5.com.au/ ) Maybe its just that time in the morning tho.

    So Aussie too! Full of enthusiasm and massive smiles! It must be the sun… or the acid. I would love some acid to watch Hi 5. Wd really be a case of sair ribs.

    Probly is the sun tho. Clean-livin mo-fos.

    Incidently it was 22 feckin degrees in Glezga tday! Propa bo. Smiles all roon here too, except office drones fnar fnar

    Check oot me blog if u’ve got time, its a shanner

  14. crowsus says:

    Never even gave u the addy 4 that blog, what a prick

    http://crowsus.wordpress.com/

    like any cunt’ll read it anyway

    enjoy NZ!

  15. oz says:

    bye bye mate, was great to meet you, talk shite, lunch with you and i wish you could have met caroline just so she could have sung ‘you . .are. .a. . fuckin . .cunt’ to you. she loves that and occasionally sings it at me. thanks for that. i hope our paths cross again soon.

  16. Limmy says:

    Good to meet you anaw, Oz!

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