It’s our last week in Australia. I’m just kind of free wheeling just noo until we get our flight to New Zealand, nae hurry to do anything. Lynn came back to the room for lunch after doing a bit of work, and there was me filing my toe nails in the nude and watching Dr. Phil. That’s how this week’s going.
It’s a private room, by the way, no a dorm.
I’ve only got a few things I really want to do before I leave. One is walking across the harbour bridge on the footpath it’s got, and the other is feeding crackers to the cockatoos in the botanic gardens. I saw some wean covered wae cockatoos a few months ago, aboot seven or eight of them all perched along her arms getting tucked into whatever she was feeding them, and noo ah want a shot.
And then that will be goodnight Australia!
Before you go to the Botanic gardens with you crackers Limmy you should ask Frankie for advice…… I’m sure he’s got experience with a cockortwo!
Gie this cunt a medal.
aww, that post made me a bit sad. Hope New Zealand is nice enough to lift the inevitable Post Australia Blues.
Bet you shite yourself when feeing the cockattos though!
Limmy you couldnae’ve ever done this feedin the parrots thing before then naw?…..don’t dae it man its like Alfred fuckin Hitchcock.
Whoever that wean ye saw wis must be a poor wee autistic wean or something if it wisnae bothered. It is fucking horrendous.
I done it wi bits of an apple on a golf-course in Perth and hunners of the cunts were on me ootae naewhere. I’m screamin like a cunt in front of strangers and ahm gettin aw fuckin scratchy-scratched wi they wee jaggy burd feet and beaks.
The mair ye panic, the mair the fuckers rub it intae ye anaw.
Green & yellow ones, one was greeny-bluey, and they pink & grey ones. Ye never see it in the travel books.
Watch them mate. They’re fuckin cunts.
Ye know where ye are wi a duck, know what i’m saying?
Brilliant!
I’d rather have a free Limmy DVD when you get back!
Hey limmy you missed possibly the best lightning storm ever to hit Glasgow tonite,it was fuckin magic…fork fuckin lightnin anaw………nane ae that sheet lightning pish,the thunder was as loud as fuck tae.
a bet ur jealous and miss the shite scottish weather.
Your post made me a bit sad! I read over what I said thinking “see this as sad” and it does look sad, but it wisnae. I thought it would be lots of fun to file my toenails and Dr. Phil was crackin. That still sounds sad, mind you, but only in the studenty patter sense.
It’s happenin. Ah’m bonkers.
Naw.
If you were lusting for some Glasgow style weather you’ll be chuffed to know that the weather has been shit here in NZ for the last few weeks, and as we are heading into winter it ain’t gonna get better. Still, welcome to the neighbourhood.
GEt in touch when you arrive Limmy.
check out the weather ye missed
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/default.stm
some of the punters comments are classic
” The storm was so bad I couldn’t get out the pub – it was a nightmare! ”
Craig, Glasgow
Beat me to it Murphy mate http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/4974998.stm
The pictures are ace!
oooh hooligans on e
oooh mowries on e
a least they’ve got a right !
njoy !!!!!?
i.e- mowries
ya cunt !
Dunedin in the South Island of NZ will be more your temperature. Fucking freezing !!!
Look me up when u get to Queenstown
Hi there 1st post/comment.
Have been reliving my Sydney experience through your worldtour, lived at Darling Harbour area for 7 months, magic, what a place Sydney is.
Anyways if I have posted in time and you are still going to walk across the bridge you can go up one of the 4 towers, its got all sorts of interesting s**t about how the bridge was built etc, good photies from there too. We done that instead of the Bridge climb as we spent the cash on bevvy down at the rocks.
Hope it helps, aw ra best
We’re off in a few hours so we missed our chance, Davo. I was wanting to do it, but I suppose it’s best to leave a place still hungry. With regrets. Bitter.