The money I got from that bit of work I done a while ago, that is.
13 days work has funded 2 months in sunny Sydney (and no so sunny Melbourne). Not a penny of my travel savings touched in that time. I’m delighted, so ah um. I feel like I won a 2 month all expenses paid holiday to Australia.
So in effect, I took this ferry home to Balmain under harbour bridge on 5th March for free:

I enjoyed this fantastic view on the great ocean road on the 13th March for free:

The fudge I ate on this Melbourne beach on the 21st March cos me fuck all:

Wombat encounter, 30th March, free:

I mean I could go on. Okay.
Ramsey Street, 3rd April, free:

Dyin wae the cauld in Melbourne, 8th April, free:

And a flight back tae sunny Sydney for the spectacular view in these videos (right click and save):
All free!
awritey limmy and lynn, no been on here in a while. good to see ye’s are still rockin in the free world. are ye gonna get another job or are ye still flush with yer savings?
you should have enough money to buy some new t-shirts noo, stingy cunt
Resut! grat way of lookin at it!
How much do you set a side for year trip? If thats to personal , doesnt matter.
Did someone give you a guide or somethin?
I really fancy doin it, startin small with Cyprus but ive spent about 150 quid already?!?!
Anyone else got any guidelines for how much a world tour costs?
Anderson, I might work in America but probably no.
Mini, more about that later, stay tuned.
David, I saved 11k for it and I’ve got about 4 of that left for the next 4 months. I know this is going to make me sound like a pure smart arse, but that works out at around a thousand pounds per month. So I’ll be hunky dory.
My mate Dave only took aboot 8 grand I think, and his bird only had aboot 4, so it depends on how much you want to work and how long you’re going to stay in the expensive places and the cheap places.
Where are you planning on going when you hit the States?
Everywhere.
“what a fantastic view there” – naw it isnae – that big moderny white boat is blocking the view of the nice wee wooden boat a hind it . . .
by the way, you sound like a right bossy cunt in Take 2 wi yer face turnin tae thunder and yer “Stop it. Go tae play – go tae play. Quickly.” Surprised lynn didna launch yer camera intae the fuckin drink fur ye.
Apart fae that, the vids brought back noice memories – i used to go for dinner in the wee restaurant underneath where yer staunin – the newspaper themed place – cannie mind the name of it – outdoor seating – aw that gash – cheap and cheerful – good chips.
mmmm chips . . .
http://www.birnamall.com/USERIMAGES/02-04-06_1950.jpg
pic taken in Tesco in Springburn – 15 freezers (top and bottom) packed full of chips
nae wonder us weegies die younger than any other cunt
Are ye trying to get yael a job as one of those holiday programme reporters with those video clips Limmy? Ye could be the next Cliff Michelmore!
Mind you, you did have to work for days to get the money to fund yer “free holiday” and I know that the dosh has tided ye over for far longer than the days worked, but that is not “free” my good man.
Footballers may get paid millions of pounds a year but they don’t live for free.
I’m sitting at my desk right now typing a pile of shite to you and getting paid for it. That is earing money for free.
Taking a shit at your work when it isn’t lunch or break time, that’s free, plus you save even more money on bog roll!
Get to grips with reality before you head over to America man, they have Scientologists there! They’ll try and influence you into paying them money for a sci-fi story that they claim is a religion.
Feck… I’m still earing money for free. SKIVER CENTRAL!
I don’t get how can it be free if you had to work for the money
You have actually only goat £3000 limmy……a grand ae that cash is for my present mate…..sorry aboot that.
See when you go to New Zealand…….are you goin tae middle earth?
Theres that word again, I told ye.
But ah told her, ah said “Ah’ll wait for the red light tae go on, then ah’ll say mah bit, then you pan across to the opera hoose over 10 seconds”. On take 1 she panned too quickly, which is why I went “naw-aw” and got called a wank. On take 2 she spoke after the light went on. Ah aim for perfection every time.
Who?
It was tongue-in-cheek.
See above.
As you can see from my Suburban t-shirt above, I’m no in the habit of haunin oot money, ah’m in the habit of keeping it.
X amount of work reaps X amount of cash. Plane ticket to Australia, $X. Trip around the world with the one you love; visiting ones who adore you both: priceless.
What? Someone had to say it.
bogroll?… scientologists?… deary me mickos.
in an effort to redeem myself for crap patter (see earlier postings) i have done hilarious captions for all the photos printed …
1) plate of spaghetti airbrushed from picture.
2) “no i am not fucking hungover.”
3) sunburned man finds ear wax from mouth scenario funny
4) “be careful it doesn’t have a piss on you.” wombat replies “ok i’ll watch it.”
5) i’ll get in that car and try a spot of ‘ramsey raiding’
6) old wive’s cure of wrapping ill man in laura ashley quilt cover attempted
i will not give up my day job.
Ah, if four days of work can fund an entire holiday, it may as well be considered free so stop yer whinging.
Moving on, Does anyone know approximately how much it would cost to travel around europe (east and west) for about 5 weeks staying in average hotels?
And Limmy, how did you find prices in Aus? In terms of food, clothes, general crap.
Ah, it was 13 days work…well, that changes everything, it does.
Nonetheless, whatever you do must pay well.
Did Lynn pay her way or did you pay for her because you’re practically a shipping heir?
We haven’t visited anyone who adores us, what d’you mean?
I thought things were a bit cheaper, especially food and transport. Don’t ask me about clothes, though, I’m a tramp.
Lynn paid her own way, of course, cos she’s a strong, independant black woman.
We haven’t visited anyone who adores us, what d’you mean?
My bad. I simply assumed you were not only vacationing, but running into people who knew you both via your site or otherwise.
It’s much cheaper here than Glasgow. Clothes, food, drink, everything. I went out on Friday with $30 in my pocket and was out all night and got rather pissed. $30 works out at about 12 quid back home, which would just about cover the taxi fare to the pub. And the clothes are a lot cheaper too, especially in Cotton On.
Wait a minute, where the hell are you? I told you to get me down here at Global Gossip. This is outrageous.
Brian, are you actually communicating with me on your website? This is absolutely outrageous! Call the cops.
I bumped into a few people who knew my site but we never met up with anyone we knew before. It would be good to meet up with yourself but didn’t you say that we’d just miss you or something?
Anderson, I might work in America but probably no.
Mini, more about that later, stay tuned.
David, I saved 11k for it and I've got about 4 of that left for the next 4 months. I know this is going to make me sound like a pure smart arse, but that works out at around a thousand pounds per month. So I'll be hunky dory.
My mate Dave only took aboot 8 grand I think, and his bird only had aboot 4, so it depends on how much you want to work and how long you're going to stay in the expensive places and the cheap places.