We went to a comedy night a few days ago, the launch of the Melbourne Comedy Festival or something.
“What are they idiots in McDonalds like? I was in the drive through and they take my order, and then the guy says ‘go to window 1 to pick up your food’. And I was like ‘Oh really, I was just gonna drive off and not bother’”
Everybody pissing themselves.
A joke about faking orgasms.
Everybody pissing themselves.
Och it wisnae that bad, but it wisnae far off it. The usual shite. The usual.
that mcdonalds joke was so bad that I am actually starting to feel angry
I cant stand the cunts that come to the comedy club at our local. Bunch of squidgy brained grinning wankers. They all come in with their “whacky” shirts and “funky” shoes and exitedley try and out-funny each other, like they are the fuckin comedians already. Never met such a dross bunch in all my days, not tone of them is funny, which is presumably why us lot downsatirs are having a laff for the price of a pint, and them upstairs have to pay extra to be spoon fed the lighter side of life !
I went to a comedy club in St Kilda about 7 years ago – I do notice the Aussies have a slightly more prototypical sense of humour, rough around the edges – not quite hitting the mark, a bit too much emphasis on the punchline – my theory is that they generally lead good lives so a sense of humour is just a luxury extra. In the UK, I put a sense of humour in the same category as air, food and water.
Prick, a used to work in McDonalds when a was 16…
did ye hear the F1 one cars? load as fuck aren’t they!
here is real comedy
you know how you always see bed sheets hanging from railings and bridges with happy 40th uncle bobby! well a friend of mine was driving through some part of glasgow and there was a sheet hanging from a bridge with
HAPPY 50th BIRTHDAY BAWBAG!
Fucking classic what better birthday gift!
Ali bongo, that was a typical joke anaw. It got a bit funnier or less funny than that. I’d like you to have been sitting next to me for the less funny ones.
Ali Bongo, I laughed for a good while at that comment, I am still smiling.
Prick, a used to work in McDonalds when a was 16…