What have I been reading out here?
So far, in chronological order: Auschwitz (5/5); The Da Vinci Code (5/5) ; Horror in the East (4/5); The Five People You Meet In Heaven (2/5); Everything’s Eventual (0/5); Harry Potter 2-6 (5/5 for the lot). I think that’s about it. Anything I’ve missed out must be shite.
I’m currently reading Bravo Two Zero, which is very good. It’s a true story about some SAS mission that went wrong in the first Gulf War, told by the leader of the mission, in case ye don’t know. I’ve heard it being talked about for years and years but never thought about finding out what it was. Aye very good.
I’m no a fan of books, really. I’d prefer to just listen to them being read cos they’re a pain in the arse for me to read. I’ve always been a slow as fuck reader. Plus books have problems. You can close your book, come back later and accidentally go to the wrong page miles ahead of where you were and find out that so and so is dead, 50 pages before you were supposed to. Or the proximity of the words on the page can fuck the suspense up for you, like how your eyes have maybe darted to the “I am dead” line below this bit here.
I am dead.
Plus you can’t hear big explosions and see people being wasted which I think Bravo Two Zero would benefit from. Just kidding.
Or am I?
My favourite book is Nineteen Eighty-Four, I thought that was brilliant. Favourite film, Rocky III. I’m into happy hardcore, hanging out with my friends and gettin pure mad wae it, wanna cYbR? PM me now. a/s/l? hey i love scotland were ur from??
I’ll come back with new some patter soon, folks. Let me know what you want me to talk about and I will, it’s request night.
Politics! dae ye miss question time? did ye know ye can watch it on line now?
I’m pure sad as fuck me – i fuckin love that show, nevr had the bottle to go on it yet though – wan day . . .
Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk (the guy who wrote Fight Club). Even if you’ve seen the film, Fight Club is also a great book. Both are tremendous.
What about blind people getting council tax rebates which is proportionate to the percentage of the money that’s spent on street lighting.
Thank fuck Limmy, For 2 years now I have been a closet Harry Potter reader, not hearing about another male who has read the books. Phewww now I feel normal or should I still hang my head in shame…??? (Fuck it a don’t care there the business!)
” You can close your book, come back later and accidentally go to the wrong page miles ahead of where you were”
Ever heard e a fucking bookmark man?
My favorite book is “Razzle” , no need to read as a picture tells a thousand words!
Better than any talking books …don’t you think….eh? well don’t you?
Murphy, I love QT (that’s how much), and I’d watch it here if there were headphones and an hour to spare.
Jabroni1984, I met a closet Harry Potter fan in Coffs Harbour out here just a week or so ago. There’s tons of us, don’t worry, we’ll all come out together if there’s some kind of threat.
Neil, what’s a bookmark man, is that a butler type of guy that tells ye where ye were in the book ye’re reading, aye?
Ye talking aboot butlers for man? Your talking like a mad smackheid man!!
Right ill make it easier fur ye, ye jist turn the corner e the page that yer reading doon so when ye return ye find it, hows that suit ye?
A just read that Tracey Emin thingy …… pure mental oriental
That’s a dog-ear, Neil, not a bookmark.
limmy have you read ‘lord of the flies’? I think you’d like it. It’s better than that da vinci shite or the five cunts you’ll meet in heaven shite.
They’re shite.
As for the stuff about the not recognising the flag – fuck aw that pish. The republicans and the loyalists should just fuck up in my opinion and admit they’re the same and make pals.
Ye talking aboot butlers for man? Your talking like a mad smackheid man!!
Right ill make it easier fur ye, ye jist turn the corner e the page that yer reading doon so when ye return ye find it, hows that suit ye?